YOU ARE THE GOVERNMENT
 

Simple, come up with a name, some goals you'd like ot get passed if you are the government in England! We Vote! Yeyyyy!

Name: Socialist Peanuts Power Party

Goals:
1.) Stop immigration entirely
2.) Restore Christianity as the leading faith
3.) Stop people from claiming benefits for more than 3 months
4.) Make archery compulsory again, every Tuesday from 11 till 2!
5.) Bring back hanging for murder!

That sounds incredibly socialist.

If I was the government in England I imagine Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland would have something to say about it.

What piss-poor political views you must have.

It's funny because Christianity is still the leading faith in England and always has been.

1. Deport Scrabtrapman.

That's pretty much all I've got. All in all a pretty solid platform, though.

I'd cut the NHS...not the deficit.

And about restoring Christianity to the leading religion...that's terribly Dick-tatorish of you, no? Every religion has the right to exist....just because you don't believe in Islam doesn't mean you could oppress it.

I think I'll merge my regime with OANST's.

Manifesto of the Procrastination Party:
1) Complete manifesto

The Department of Redundancy Department
1. Advocate and promote redundancy.

I'd get sacked because I wasn't born in England.

If you cancelled benefits it WOULD keep the chavs and the Welsh busy.

You can't post here because you are an Irish.

I have no Irish ethnicity, I just live here. I told you that already, you big dirty man.

The CP Party

1. Make CP more known, and more prominent
2. CP on every corner of the Earth
3. CP will no longer be discriminated against.
4. Eliminate the blue eyed white devil

What does CP stand for?

Make more sense?

Good enough.

Actually, I think you'll find it's Child Pornography.

The Havoc Party!

1. If no job of your level can be found within a timespan of 3 months you are deemed to take one below your level (even if that means flipping burgers) until you find one that is more appropriate. Refusal of low level jobs means a direct withdrawal of your unemployment benefits.

2. Immigration, not counting war victims and stuff like that, will be set to a fixed number each year and you actually have to have a good reason to come here aside from: "It's better over there..."

3. Introduce capital punishment for any serial murder and serial rape that is deemed proven beyond reasonable doubt.

4. Multiplied sentencing for each conviction. Standard sentence in years x amounts of time convicted = total time in jail.

5. Religious extremists are instantly deported or thrown in a mental facility.

6. Any political party with a religious foundation is instantly banned. Religion and politics are to be separated at all times. See point 5.

7. Allow the private ownership of exotic animals including, but not limited to: tigers and other big cats. (Can't be a political party without some self gain, now can I?)

8. Oh and no more huge houses and massive cars or vacation trips for the prime minister or anyone else in the kabinet who thinks they can use the public's taxes for that sort of stuff. You are to be shot on site if you mess with tax money.

This would be cool if I didn't know what you planned to do with said big cats.

MORTAL KOMBAT

thats u

Must have been before you left me high and dry.

Without a word.

Not even a goodbye.

I'm here now my Scottish, cam sharing seme! Aishiteru kkk?

Oh

you

Graphic cyber hug plz?

The Ten-Fold Goal of the Perfectly Ordinary Party.

1. Allocate increasing funds to robotics, cybernetics, genetics and somatics research.
2. All citizens legally required to voluntarily donate their deceased bodies to science/government.
3. Single punishment for all crimes: voluntary donation of living carcass to science/government.
4. NHS funding cut, sizeable bounty awarded to hospitals for each carcass provided.
5. Biological weapons research re-established, Shetland, Orkney, Wight, Guernsey, Jersey and Falkland islands re-purposed as testing grounds. Relocation of populations unnecessary.
6. Establishment of United Dominion Space Command. Withdrawal from Outer Space and Space Preservation treaties.
7. Goal of self-sufficient Lunar colony.
8. Goal of establishing Earth-facing death ray on surface of Luna.
9. Royal Family, non-British citizens and immigrants to voluntarily donate living carcasses to science/government.
10. Abolishment of Parliament and Prime Minister in favour of one man Overberg. Perfectly Ordinary Party leader to be Overberg-for-life.

Science marches on.

i'd vote for BM if he could use his science/witchcraft to do this:



AN ARMY OF THEM

UNSTOPPABLE

Actually I plan to have my own tiger in the future, even if that means moving to the US. Lot of plans already in the works on that, as a matter of fact.

If that ever happens I would never risk having the animals taken away (or even euthanized) by doing something so stupid. Fantasy is fantasy, I'm very much with my head in reality to know that something like that would be utterly stupid and irresponsible.

The Standing at the back dressed stupidly and looking stupid party.


Goals:

The compulsory serving of asparagus for breakfast.

Free corsets for the under 5's

The Abolition of slavery

Ha ha I would also make it that everyone had to log on to OWF everyday bor a bultitude bof babuse from bhe bery best of bus!

The fuck is wrong with your typing?

bat bare you balking babout! Lol you haven't seen facejacker then? Brian Babonde?

At least be a consistent retard.

I imagine even if I had seen Facejacker I'd still want to slap you.

I think a good old fashioned mouth - shitting session is in order.

Back to government, would one be backed if one proposed it was compulsory that marijuana was legalized?

One would be backed indeed. Backed hard.

OHAI WEEDTHREAD 2

Sure weed should be legal, it probably wouldn't be such a source of constant fascination then.