Guilty Pleasure
 

Ok every man/woman has a hidden "guilty pleasure" or more simple a "fetish" for something!

Hey if u talked about sex toys I think we can talk about this subject!
Let's see who's first just to know if people like this thread!:p

I have a fetish for not having fetishes.

a guilty pleasure doesn't necessarily mean a fetish. i mean, someone could have a guilty pleasure to do with eating chocolate because its unhealthy, but that doesn't mean they want to fuck it.

a guilty pleasure of mine would probably be hitting the top shelf on a night out drinking. i can't think of anything else.

as far as i know, i don't have any sexual fetishes. although i do like it when they let me shit in their mouth.

Liar.

You don't feel guilty about that.

I once listened to a Mike Batt song and enjoyed it. I'm a little bit guilty about that. That's probably worse than any sexual fetish.

I found out I liked cigars. A lot. I'm not allowing myself to have any more till I'm 18, so does that count?

Oddworld Forums is my guilty pleasure.

Fetish wise I'm completely normal, though I do like it when they shit in my mouth.

My guilty pleasure is cartoons made for little girls

My sexual fetish is cartoons made for little girls biting, although that probably hardly counts these days.

I suppose it depends on how hard and where.


My guilty pleasure is the chicken and bacon wraps from my local deli, which i'm about to go and get.

I believe I have mentioned something about caressing myself with peanut butter wearing only socks.

Actually, that sounds good.

ok! sorry for saying guilty pleasure is the same thing with fetish! anyways this should be a embarrassment-free zone! I have fetish that is quite weird but as I said we can say it here!
This fetish has a big community on youtube and also the internet!
I like videos and pictures with giant women! this fetish is called Macrophilia there's also an opposite for macrophilia and it's called microphilia which is the opposite of what I said!
this is all I found http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macrophilia
Now for everyone to understand! what's here, STAYS here...ok?
so yeah, that's all! I like u know tongue fetish videos like hot girls licking the camera and other stuff! dunno why I like this?

I think we found Abe619 a friend.

For guilty pleasures, I like downing a 2.5 litre bottle of pulp-free orange juice in one sitting.

For sexual fetish, I like stockings, cat ears, kneesocks. Though I mainly do the dressing up.

I would say that Fart Porn would be my guilty pleasure, but, I'm never embarassedto watch it when there are people about.
My guilty pleasure would probably be my dance to music when I'm drunk.

For guilty pleasure, I watch a lot of shit TV. Mostly Keeping Up the Kardashians, the train wrecks are so good. Bruce is my favorite character.

Fetishes? If Im horny enough, Ill probably jerk off to anything cept straight up gay porn, it usually becomes disgusting the moment after I cum though.

I love this pic!

Problem, OWF?

Does that bag have poo in it?

Nope, looks like really shitty weed. Which is a weird thing for a canadian to have.

All my pleasures make me feel guilty.
Also, Mac, nice Nowhere Man.

Yea sure dude... :lol:

Anyway, I'm a fur.

I like the idea of tentacles and I watched Strawberry Panic (Its a bit like Twilight in that there's not much besides mushy romance. But with schoolgirl lesbians) and sometimes I type naughty words over the internet with zombies and BDSM-ish crap.

There.

It's actually really fucking great, I'm just a dumbfuck and instead of grinding them I smoked big chunks in my pipe, but I took too many really big chunks and didn't finish them, leaving me with half charred dry weed.

So before I smoke any of the prerolled joints the crab is holding I'm going through the half-weed.

Invest in a good humidor. Something you might want to try in the meantime is throwing a [whole] fresh orange peel in the bag with your weed. As long as you change it out every other day or so to prevent mold it will keep your pot moist and give it a nice citrus after taste.

You smoke pot in a pipe? That is awesome.

Don't get too excited. I don't think he's talking about a corncob pipe.

Kastere, educate the man.

What's wrong with a corncob pipe?

http://bullshat.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/cobby.jpg

It's just not functional. You lose a lot of tobacco with pipes like that, which is fine because tobacco is cheap by comparison.

Allow me to put my present state of mind and drawing skills to show you what my pipe looks like. (I stopped typing here and THEN drew the picture)

Now i'm considering looking for a pipe. I have long held the creed that they look more Aesthetically pleasing than any joint...


EDIT: Nothing i feel guilty about.

yea actually a guilty pleasure can be the fact that u like motorcycles and hate cars!heh!
Btw, I forgot to mention I don't watch too much pr0n (cuz it's boring to me, and has absolutely no effect on me) but when I watch pr0n I prefer lthe lesbian one cuz I can't stand when there's a ugly guy with that hot chick!Double the gun, double the fun, heh!
I was wondering is thre anyone else here with macrophilia?

They're quite handy if you don't mind occasionally having to clean them.

So you had been utilising the pipe right before drawing that picture, right?


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I've never owned a pipe. I've always been a cheap ass and just rolled it or used someone else's bong/pipe/etc.

I prefer rolling blunts, personally. Slow burning, smooth flavor and I can get away with smoking one in public as they look like a small cigar when properly rolled. Also, you can save them without them drying out.

About...78% of the time I've been on here this past week I've been buzzed to some capacity.
Last night I got rather demolished and was convinced the "shaggy death" was in my house.
Pipes come in second place for sheer on-the-go practicality, but pre-rolled are tops pro.

What I've noticed is that when I smoke weed with a blunt I'm functionally high; I can carry on a convincingly non-high conversation, when I smoke a pipe I can't stop eating and I keep using really heavy words to describe minor things. "Shit, that was combustible."

I'm the exact opposite. Pipes fucking ruin me. Blunts give me a degree of intake control, plus I mix a bit of tobacco in with my pot. I never smoke to the point of stupifying myself, but I also prefer the more mellow 'body high' strains.

Bah..it's not porn unless there is a penis and a vag involved like srsly.

Because then it's easier for you to insert yourself as the guy with the penis.

Nice.