I'm not really sure
 

But somehow I ended up joining this forum due to my fealty to the princess' court.

Hello, how are you all.

What?

Hello, I am well.

Hi!

Ribbons is exactly what you'll be cut to if you don't explain that first part. ;)

We have..... trolls...

No, I think you'll find the trolls have us.

Welcome new person. I'm felling too nice today to be a dick.

Welcome.

How do you do new person.

Hello. I predict you will have roughly 30 posts. Welcome, anyway.

http://www.godammit.com/wp-content/u.../new-cunts.jpg

30 quid says 15.

and why is Phylum felling trees?

I started but a humble knight defending an innocent and bullheaded land, when her forces descended upon us like a swarm. I fought as long as I could but to no avail, and now I am but her servant, heeding her whims and desires as if she was my queen.

and when the royalty demands I sign up, I sign up!

Also trolls ain't no thang but your chicken wings.

Sounds familiar.

Yes, yes it does.

Hmph!

I need a signature.

Let the negrepping begin.

yess, feed me with your hatred.

what?

well i hope you're fucking hungry.

I still have MA's bucket of hate from whenever I first joined...I now pass it to you new person.

then dump it upon me so that my pores may absorb it.

This smells like Anonyman.

I'm a little offended it didn't smell like desperation.

because you know, my preferred scent.

what?

Welcome... wait, no. Fuck off.

i'm a little offended myself, because you keep posting shite and THAT'S NOT YOUR JOB

i mean, what do you expect us to say back apart from you fucking stupid fucking cunt?

I wish I could still rep you.

So do I, but for the Derek and Clive reference.

Jesus Christ, yeah. I should fucking hope so.

I suggest you never say that to Abe Is Now.
Are you suggesting a multi? Because he doesn't appear to be Anonyman!.

I am.

This is his pussy ass way of saying that he wants to have sex with Strike Witch.

Troll A meet Troll B.

It's nice to meet you.

I wanna play. Can i be a french maid?

A Wiccan wants to play make believe. Who woulda thunk it.

That's just a chicken way of saying you want to play too.

We all know there's a sweet innocent OANST under the hard, crusty exterior, and we want him to know it's ok to come out.

She already has a maid, he goes 'uguu~'

Well the guy with the shit signature sort of got it.

Nah. You want fuck that lesbian ass. Let's not be dishonest with each other. That is no way to start a relationship.

yeah I'm ravenous.

Yeah, I'm OANST.

Sweet, a stalker!

Well, he doesn't appear to be Anonyman!.

I'm confused.