HAPPY BIRTHDAY ABE619
 

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happy fucking birthday and I'm tired but have to stay up all night

Happy birthday! You're my favourite Abe!

Happy birthday, you strange guy!

619, smoke abe errday

Happy birthday. I've shoved a couple of candles in to WoF; enjoy your cake.

THX guys, 15 OMG i still remember things up to ten yrs ago when i was 5, i remember i had that feeling that i will never be a grown up, and what now? , ten years already passed quickly, espicially the last 3 yrs.
again thx guys, thx to nate for giving me the best person i have ever tasted.
don't give me OANST though, LOL.
i can't wait 3 other years to get a driving license, and i can't wait about ten more years to marry that beautiful angel i love, oh she is so innocent (and no she isn't tasty or big boobed).

But are you sure?

:confused:

yeah the fire is burning like sh*t though, the wings r just tasty.

You're all kinds of fucked up.

happy birthday.

Happy Birthday. I hope the 'birth' part has as much blood and entrails as you want, you strange, creepy... person, you.

I know right?! You find that a lot with different people. See with MA, i think the molluck is just downright tough and gritty. But the assistant is delicious.

EDIT: And happy birthday.

Happy birthday. May legions of attractive, big-breasted women feast upon your flesh.

yuck, i am a soft vorarephile.
and shaman same thing with OddJobAbe, the odd is wierd, the job is rich, and the abe is delicious.

and thx for wishing me a happy birthday.

Gracious.

Happy Birthday, you voraphilic Egyptian, you!

Oddjob's pulled.

Happy Birthmass you odd one you.

vorarephilic egyptian, hmmmmmmmm............
maybe the best expression i've ever heard.
makes u wonder if pharoahs were vorarephiles lol.

Happy birthday to you!

Oh, but OANST tastes much better than you'd think. You didn't complain about the stuffing, after all.

I'd hate to think what I taste like.

I wouldn't...

I've already bought the peanut butter flavored lube and everything. I can't wait for our private party. I'm your private dancer.

That seems familier.

Your spelling is atrocious tonight.

Correction. My keyboard is atrocious tonight. True story. Spilled tea all over it.

Weird coincidence. I spilled my semen in Abe619's mouth.

Still tending to the teeth marks?

There is no way that it was okay for me to write that.

Meh.

abe619's pulled.

What are you talking about? How can you dance when you've already been stuffed inside WoF?

Happy birthday.

OANST, peanut butter lube grossed me out so badly I had to google it to make sure it doesn't exist. The first search result I got was a website called 'lube lessons', which is fairly self explanatory, I think. The following are some of my favorite snippets:

Abe, consider these pearls of wisdom your birthday gift from me to you.

Consider that OANST.

No, no guys, i don't use lubes to masturbate, i masturbate by wearing any of my pajama soft pants, get my dick (with balls/eggs(yeah that's what most of us call it here) ofcourse) out of the right socket of my underwear, and then use my left hand to rub/slide my dick between the pants and the right leg.