Sex Toys #2
 

Let's not be shy. What do you own?

I purchased a rather nice dildo a few weeks ago, it's a tad large though. Photos provided :tard:

Alcar...

I don't have any, nor do I want any. Nice dildo though :P

Ah, I see you took my advice and got one with a suction cup. What have you been attaching it to so far?


Flesh coloured dildos creep me out. Way too Uncanny Valley for me.

Attach it to the top of a door frame so it smacks the fuck out of people

smacks the fuck..oh man

The unnaturally colored ones are the best for that reason.

I prefer flesh coloured. Anything else seems weird.

I've been attaching it to the bathroom tiles in the shower and watching myself in the mirror. I'm so vain. But it's hot. So. Very. Hot.

Although tonight I think I'll order out and get a real one :tard:

This is now stored to memory, and I will do this for any house parties I host.

Alcar...

I'm so super jealous at your dick

I'd love one colored pink, or blue

I didn't think this place could get any lower after the Zoophilia topic. Guess I was wrong.

Really? I think this thread is a wiener.

I'll list my toys. Later. And no pics.

I hate it when I agree with Havoc.

AH! Nate just got bigger!

What blows my mind is that this is #2.

You love it. Don't fool yourself.

Jesus wept.

Yeah, just look at the goodness

http://www.venera-shop.si/trgovina/s...244251_xxl.jpg
http://www.venera-shop.si/trgovina/s...092041_xxl.jpg
http://www.venera-shop.si/trgovina/s...176581_xxl.jpg

It's all from 1 sex shop really, but they are beautiful aren't they?

http://www.jandd-pet-products.co.uk/...r-kong-toy.jpg

I wonder how many dildo companies also make dog toys.
Tough. Resistant. Robust. Oh my.

I wouldn't feel safe putting anything made out of glass near my genitals.

What about this imposing little number?

http://pleasuremeonline.com.au/images/0043_more1.jpg

Actually getting this thing into your vagina would probably require alot of prep work.
It costs 95 dollars btw.

Vagina? That looks like it has curves to more properly suit a rectum.

Agreed, but it's called the "G-spot Handle".
I guess if you wanna call the prostate the male's G-spot, the title can go both ways.

What?

Don't mind him, he's been drinking again.

I just have a double-ended clear purply-pink plastic dildo. No frills, but it does the job.

http://images50.fotki.com/v1528/phot...dgeback-vi.jpg

Ouch...

Looks like somebody mutilated a Lictor.

I love the way it looks. Kinda like a dragon's dick.

Also:

http://graphics.condom.com/Images/40...DL-JLD_400.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...500_AA280_.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...500_AA280_.jpg


Also.. I'm not sure if I'm doing the right thing here, we are supposed to post images right?

You know that the image of a fifteen year old ramming those things up his own arsehole is forever etched into my memory, yes?

I can not imagine what it's like. :fuzblink:

Take it from me, it's not exactly pleasurable.

Just to release you from your nightmares and scary images, I haven't even seen a dildo in real life yet

Thank heavens. I was running out of paper bags to breath into.

They even have ones that you can hook up to a hose or something so you can shoot out liquid up to twenty feet. Why in the world they would do that, I'd rather not know. You'd think people would want to avoid turning their intestines to salsa.

Those are most likely enemas or douches.

Alcar...

It's meant to be a presentation of the toys you already own. If you don't own any yet, just post the ones you wish you owned.

Umm...wow. Just wow. I mean...God, really?
This is insanely hilarious despite the fact that I first came here when i was ten...and every other kid can see this...Oh, fuck it.
POST MORE PICS

Dildos are hardly Earth shatteringly orgasmically abhorrent.

Alcar...

I wish I owned that dragonny one.

This was posted in the last sex toy thread, but in case you missed it:
http://www.bad-dragon.com/toys

Oh my god


*posreps*

WOW some of those in the link are so messed....
And they look painful.