Im here!
 

Hi!

Eh....
Im new to the forums and have been a fan of Oddworld since I was 2. I thought it might be a good idea to join the forums because, well, Why not? I'm not that great at sharing info about me so....

..Any questions?

:D

Nah, you slaaag.

Welcome.

slaaag?
o_O
Say wha?
I get confuzzled very easily...

Sorry, you're American. You wouldn't understand. Welcome, though. Do enjoy your stay.

Will do Munchie
:P

And...?

Welcome to the forums.

When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

Welcome. I'll warn you about all the poofs now, so that when you encounter them, you have a better chance of preventing them from converting you.

I see no warning there, just a grandoise announcement that there will be...YOU ARE SLIPPING.

Also, if I didn't already mention, Happy Birthday or welcome or whatever.

welcome to the forums.
AKA shit pit.

It's interesting to see that that's what you think of our lovely little community.

EDITED because it was the wrong place for it.

welcome.

They're only what you make of them.

Welcome, Slag.

Who remembers being 2?

Welcome to the place where I occasionally post

Seriously.

Anyway, welcome aboard, cunt.

Lol, I was a fan of Oddworld when is was 2 also. I still have old tapes of me saying "Hello!, Hello!, Follow Me!, Okay!". This is what happens when your two and play T rated games and somehow play Oddworld Abe's Oddysee while holding your controller upside down. :S Anyway... Welcome!

I've been playing Oddworld since 3. I've never met anyone else whose played it, although I often will draw/say something related to oddworld, hoping someone says "Hey, you play oddworld!"

Welcome to the forums.

Are you a hetrosexual?

Yeah. Hi there.

Yellow
:fuzzle:

yes...

Okaaay....
Thanks?

Ones with great minds and memory
:P

Such as MLG man
xD

Welcome to the club, even today i asked some of my friends at lunch if they've ever heard of oddworld.
All my friend Jacob had to say was "Oh, Do you mean Oddball? Halo is a fun game"

-.-

Oh and one more thing, Before I move along. Just because Im american, Doesn't mean Im a fat slob at the computer all day.

You have been warned
:P

Just a coincidence then :p

Finaly, someone you gets my knowledge of awesomeness. And coolness. Thats right. you herd me. COOLNESS

i have heard this very same joke just now in Jeff Dunham's A Spark Of Insanity.

you do know what your name means, right?

i should put the thick skin on now.

Read that again. It probably sounds more suggestive than you wanted it to.

only to you.

slaaaag

e.o
Thanks to wikipedia.....

How do i change my username, if I can?
._.

You send a PM to an admin and pray.

I suggest Max. He's really nice.

I was almost four when Abe's Oddysee was released. I roughly remember playing Oddworld (it was AE) for the first time/s, but I was seven by then. I loved it from the first time I touched the X key...

actually, even before then.



EDIT: Welcome to teh forums, Slag! Don't be discouraged by the resident cunts. Which include me.

Two condoms is enough already!

Welcome to this very small but in a way big but still small forum. It's like a big family, where everyone loves each other. So yeah I'm looking forward to talking to you sometime.

Also: Don't trust the user called Hobo

Didn't you learn anything from Adventures in Sex City? One is enough. Good God!

who's the dickhead that said that in your sig, Pilot? hmmmmmmmmm?

it CERTAINLY wasn't me.

I just paraphrased what you said, because I couldn't remember the exact wording.

I was taught in sex ed that two condoms creates more of a risk since the friction from rubbing causes fatigue in the latex molecular bond, causing it to rupture easier.

I've never had Sex Ed. But I don't think I ever would have thought of putting on two condoms anyway.

y even use condoms, use anti-pregnancy pills instead.
that way u get the whole pleasure without the babies.

But condoms are also used to prevent STIs.

Seriously. I mean, who wants to taste latex?

what the heck r STI's?