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Wings of Fire 01-15-2010 01:36 PM
The Quote Thread
 
I expect Alcar's ban on this has expired after two years, I'll start off with a couple of my all-time favourites.

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Fine phrases are the last resource of those who have ran out of arguments.
Something my brother and even some members here might profit from.

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In 1995, then-Republican House Majority Leader Dick Armey famously referred to Frank as "Barney Fag" in a press interview. Armey apologized and said it was "a slip of the tongue". Frank did not accept Armey's explanation, saying "I turned to my own expert, my mother, who reports that in 59 years of marriage, no one ever introduced her as Elsie Fag."
Barney Frank <3<3

And my all time favourite:

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Thou shalt is the name of the Great Dragon, but the spirit of the Lion says 'I will'.
Gogogo.

OANST 01-15-2010 01:59 PM
My bowels hurt.

Wings of Fire 01-15-2010 02:04 PM
Fag.

OANST 01-15-2010 02:05 PM
I'm sick of sixteen year olds, I want an older partner next time

Pilot 01-15-2010 02:05 PM
I want some taquitos.

Sekto Springs 01-15-2010 02:05 PM
Your bowels have been hurting for some time now. What in god's name did you eat?

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Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats.
One of my faves (and not just because of the obvious gay allegory).

Sabre-Toothed Lime 01-15-2010 04:01 PM
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"I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman!"
- Arnold Schwarzenegger



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"Wal-Mart... do they like make walls there?"
- Paris Hilton



A couple of quotes that always, at leat, make me smile.

Strike Witch 01-15-2010 04:21 PM
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Let's rock, baby!
-Bayonetta. Notable because two seconds before she said it I said it to myself.

used:) 01-15-2010 04:25 PM
"An instrumentalist sees a bottle as a bottle. A musician sees a bottle as an instrument."
-My friend Ernesto, one of the best, young Fagot-players in Lima

Nate 01-15-2010 04:27 PM
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(12:20:00) Nate: OANST's response to Cammy in the 'What Are You Reading?' thread
(12:20:01) Nate: <3
(12:20:42) WoF: He's a bully!
(12:20:49) Nate: Yes
(12:20:52) Nate: I should ban him
(12:21:20) Nate: Then OANST will be happy because he'll be gone and there will no more unnecessary question marks
(12:21:33) WoF: Ban Cammy?
(12:21:52) WoF: That's like shitting on a baby deer
(12:22:16) Nate: I know a guy who's in to that sort of thing
(12:22:38) WoF: I think we shouldn't pursue this line of conversation any further
(12:22:46) Nate: You may be right
From MSN.

Sekto Springs 01-15-2010 04:30 PM
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one of the best, young Bassoon-players in Lima
Fixed.
NO SHOCK VALUE FOR YOU.

used:) 01-15-2010 04:31 PM
You spoiled the surprise.

Sekto Springs 01-15-2010 04:32 PM
It's what I do.

Josh 01-16-2010 02:23 AM
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Middle class white boys can't be gangsta'. They can however, be pricks
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BAH! Get me a spoon, i'll gag myself
I'm really a sarcastic person outside of here. Shocking.

Kareel 01-16-2010 02:28 AM
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I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?
Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially...

They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet. And again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck.

It's a series of tubes.

And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.
Sen. Ted Stevens.

Crashpunk 01-16-2010 02:39 AM
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And now for somthing completey diffrent...
Monty python

abe is now! 01-16-2010 04:44 AM
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There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it.
Billie Joe Armstrong

OANST 01-16-2010 07:19 AM
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Mathew says:
I don't believe you
Mathew says:
pedophile
Teh Joe says:
I only want older men now
Teh Joe says:
I wonder if Nate's free
Mathew says:
I'm going to tell him that you refer to him as an older man
WoF wants to break free of his inclinations.

Mac Sirloin 01-16-2010 11:44 AM
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"I can't discuss lesbians now, I've got this nuclear power plant pictured in my head and it's pretty awesome."
-Myself, after my friend Jordan said. "Nuclear Power Plant...LESBIAN POWER PLANT?"

Hazel-Rah 01-16-2010 11:47 AM
Rorschach's joke!

"Man goes to doctor says he's depressed, etc..." - Rorschach (O:3

Mac Sirloin 01-16-2010 12:16 PM
Oh, and of course:

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You know what I did this morning? I played the voice of a toy. Some terrible robot toys from Japan that changed from one thing to another. The Japanese have funded a full-length animated cartoon about the doings of these toys, which is all bad outer-space stuff. I play a planet. I menace somebody called Something-or-other. Then I'm destroyed. My plan to destroy Whoever-it-is is thwarted and I tear myself apart on the screen.

Wings of Fire 01-16-2010 12:34 PM
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Rorschach's joke!

"Man goes to doctor says he's depressed, etc..." - Rorschach (O:3


You mean this? This version is far superior to the movie version, and it's definitely my favourite Rorscharch quote.

Mac Sirloin 01-16-2010 12:40 PM
The emotion comic is pretty cool but the guy does the voices for everyone, so most of the female characters sound silly.

Strike Witch 01-17-2010 03:25 AM
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Oh, and of course:
Didn't Leonard Nimoy also rip the shit out of his role as Galvatron?

MeechMunchie 01-17-2010 05:51 AM
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
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I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.
Agent Smith, The Matrix

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Congratulations, Geoff. It's a... squid.
Agent K, Men In Black

Ridg3 01-17-2010 06:50 AM
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I laughed. How about you guys?
I did some digging, and this has been going for some time.

MA 01-17-2010 07:13 AM
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What? Tell me what you mean, for fuck sake, I'm not psychopathic.
obviously he meant psychic.

Wings of Fire 01-17-2010 07:15 AM
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I did some digging, and this has been going for some time.
You misunderstand the purpose of this thread, along with Nate and OANST who do understand but are just being doodoo heads for the hell of it.

shaman 01-17-2010 08:36 AM
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Hey you! Yes, you! The one who's away with the faries!

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Everything in that general direction must die!
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Yeah, don't complain, You get to go to The Vatican whilst i get to go to Dorset.

Stay tuned.

Mac Sirloin 01-17-2010 09:59 AM
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News Flash: It's not my job to pay you in bills and toonies. You can enjoy your bag of pennies.
I helped my friend pay for that Anime Princess DS game the other day which he refused to just accept my change and buy himself, so I had to look silly buying a little baby game at 9:30 at night. He said he'd pay me back and later gave me a big bag of Nickels, Dimes and Pennies to pay me back that didn't actually have all enough money. I left him a note telling him he owes me more and that he is, in fact, Shitler.

When I went to see The Strangers in theatres some tremendous thunderdouche said "Sawed Off? That'll do some damage!" when the main character grabbed a hunting shotgun that wasn't sawed off at all. I feel like I've told this story before.

Bullet Magnet 01-17-2010 10:15 AM
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The enormous quantity of matter that we perceive around us, compared with the trembling little flicker of spiritual insight we perceive within us, seems to tell strongly in favour of a materialistic outlook on life.
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Man knows at last, that he is alone in the unfeeling immensity of the universe, out of which he has emerged only by chance.
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Science has revealed much about the world and our position in it. And generally, the findings have been humbling. The earth is not the centre of the universe. Our species descended from brutes. We are made of the same stuff as mud. We are moved by neurophysiological signals and subject to a variety of biological, psychological and sociological influences over which we have limited control and understanding.
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Our true position [is one] of isolation, in an immense and mysterious universe.
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Leto 01-17-2010 03:27 PM
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Leto yo dick so huge.
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IKR.
happens all the time

Sekto Springs 01-17-2010 03:29 PM
I made a promise to myself a long time ago to have a hard laugh at least once every day.
You have helped me on this front on a regular basis, Mr. Sheils. I thank you.

Ridg3 01-18-2010 02:43 AM
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You misunderstand the purpose of this thread, along with Nate and OANST who do understand but are just being doodoo heads for the hell of it.
Ahhhh, up to no good as usual then.

I actually hate this quote as it makes no sense.
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You can't have your cake and eat it too
Des that not defy the bloody purpose of having cake?

Leto 01-18-2010 03:08 AM
not if you are purchasing/crafting a cake for an event

Ridg3 01-18-2010 03:12 AM
But the quote clearly states that the cake belongs to me and I wish to eat it. :'(

MA 01-18-2010 03:29 AM
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It was New Years...no it wasn't. When's Christmas?
yes. but it wasn't me.

MeechMunchie 01-18-2010 08:15 AM
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They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give of themselves to me. Like clay I shall mould them, and in the furnace of war forge them. They will be of iron will and steely muscle. In great armour shall I clad them and with the mightiest guns will they be armed. They will be untouched by plague or disease, no sickness will blight them. They will have tactics, strategies and machines such that no foe can best them in battle. They are my bulwark against the Terror. They are the Defenders of Humanity. They are my Space Marines and they shall know no fear.
The Emperor on his warriors, Warhammer 40,000 4th Edition Rulebook

and

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There is no such thing as an ugly woman, but there is such a thing as not enough vodka.
Russian proverb

and

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Nevermore.
The Raven, The Raven

OddjobAbe 01-18-2010 08:25 AM
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"Never trust a German, and never turn your back on a Frenchman."
-Dad

He always makes me laugh with his predjudiced ways.

MeechMunchie 01-18-2010 08:29 AM
My Grandad was a bit like that. He was convinced that a red hat still meant the woman was a prostitute.
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Red 'at, no drawers.


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