New Year's Resolutions
 

List 'em if you got 'em.

procrastinate less...

I guess it's always the usual:
Procrastinate less,
Loose weight,
try and be less stupid,
expand ones mind...

But right now: Get this friggin' assignment done before new year.

Go to the gym, mostly.

Get into Symphony orchestra and Sr. Concert band.

To do the goose step just like John Cleese.

To eat less. Like, a LOT less. It's a wonder i'm not fat.

One hangover/month ma

stop doing dodgy shit on the side for money, and find a better paid job.

Do more painting.

Cum on my face less.

OR do it more, start a website and make a little money on the side.

I like the way this one thinks.

Masturbating less,
going to many concerts (and so do a lot of people surfing),
crying less when I feel alone and when I'm sad, and this

Hit the gym more, do some yoga. I'm going to go on a bit of a health bender this year to make up for years of being a sessile waste. Anti-oxidants, colonics (I'm sure the usual lot will have some gay jokes up their sleeves, you're all so predictable), aromatherapy. I'd also like to shed another thirty or forty pounds by springtime, I put on a bit of a winter coat... of fat.

Also going to work harder towards my more creative goals. I need to get my ass on putting together a portfolio for my films, and also finishing my website so I don't have to rely on Youtube and DeviantFuck for a gallery.

What kind of sorry resolution is that? If anything, you should masturbate more.

Procrastinate less
Study moar
Get that B I need
Get round to making that brigandine
Finish Ulysses
Actually start writing
Do something with myself this summer
Become less shy.

AIN, listen to the man. Especially since that ejaculation is not linked to increased risk of prostate cancer, but may be linked to decreased risk of prostate cancer.

And a decreased risk of heart problems.

And an increased risk of OOOOoooohhhhhh.

Well, I'm moving out of home today, so life is changing quite dramatically.

Eat healthier; lots of veggies.
Lose weight, go to gym more (which is more of an ongoing resolution started in November)
Ban myself from the internets whilst at uni and actually get some goddamn work done.

I'll gladly pick up your mod duties while you're away.

I just do it because it feels good and I love the feeling of warm baby batter between my fingers. Don't get excited though, fellas. I only like it when it's my own.

Be less lazy
Get up Earlier
Gym
Start hiking again.

I'm hiking up my skirt, right now!

I'M HIKING UP YOUR FACE!

BEAT THAT!

I'M HIKING UP YOUR GOD'S VAGINA. THAT'S RIGHT. THE GRAND CANYON.

would Shaman's god be a tree or summat?

HIKING UP YOUR GODS BUSH

Shaman's god is the earth. Trees are just her hairy pimples. Bitch needs a shave.

HIKING HENRY VII, LOOKING GOOD

Then what are plants then? Pubes?

Pollen is essentially 'plant sperm'.
Therefore, this makes hay fever an STD.
Since no one voluntarily takes in Pollen, I've deduced: We are all being raped by trees.
In conclusion: deforestation is the way forward.

Take that Mother Nature. You rape us. We rape you right back.

and she's letting us build all over her.

dirty cow. she's randy, that's what she is.

Don't say that again!!! I need trees and someone else does too.

It's Paul! Paul needs trees! Everyone else is fine without them, though.

Like everyone else, to go to the gym, oh, and to get a job, I guess.

1680x1050

not changing any time soon.

I have a new one: Clean my fucking room.

Yes, I have a room just for sex.

Am I invited?

Ugh.

In about 2 years and 1 month, yes.

Wait, do you want to clean my room or do some kind of weird sex stuff? Or watch Anime, that would be awesome :tard:

I too, wonder if i am invited.

I'd love to watch anime in a room designed for sex, maybe we could talk about touching men's penii while we're at it.