Leto's Sex Toy Thread.
 

So it can stay out of the other one.

Close this.

Please.

You're losing your touch, and you arn't funny anymore. Thus i stab at thee.

Ouch.

Move it to my topic.

Slig "Massager" for the win.

I once heard of a condom store called "Condom Nation." I lolled.

I just thought of that because the name of this thread almost sounds like a good name for a sex toy store, like "Leto's Sex Toy Shop" or "Leto's Pleasure Emporium."

You guys head over to Bad Dragon yet?

Yeah, I told you about that one. I drive near it all the time.

What? No tiger dildos? Poor Havoc.

Actually my mom first told me about it. And since when do you drive? :p

Anyway, I'll bite. Check these out.
(I'm actually not all that impressed, I've seen some much worse things)

Pilot recommends the aneros, apparently. I'll find a picture real quick mkay.


edit:

http://www.aneros.com/

looks nifty

Way to pay attention thar.
The Aneros is why this thread was born :p

There's a store like that in Toronto.
I can't tell if they sell bongs or furry porn or what the fuck
oh wow

Yeah, and somehow my recommendation got left in the Cool Toys thread. Best prostate stimulator EVAR.

Would that store happen to have a condom with a smiling face on it? Because I totally walked by a store like that when I went to Toronto.

...and the condom was also winking at you?

Only in Toronto would the signs be so creative. Last I checked, it was just the words "Condom Nation" in slightly italicized Arial font.

Also, Justin, have you actually used this thing or has Santa neglected to bring you one yet?

What, an Aneros? Yes I have one.

There are several different models which purportedly improve on the original though.

They're really expensive. I'd go for the imitation Aneros with built in vibrate function.

i love this thread. people know what they're talking about.

Oh no. I know what this board is like.

Knitted Cthulu Dildo?

http://www.prattle.net/prattlepix/cthulhu-dildo.jpg

Where can I get one?

It looks like an exploding pickle (Euphemism/"Thats what she said" in 3...2...1...).

That's what he said.

Oh, don't cry for me :).

You know what's coming, right?

Yea I knew that.

Yuck.

I am actually surprised this has lasted as long as it has.

FREE TIGER DICK DILDOS FOR EVERYONE

now i don't like to judge a whole group of people, but zoophiles/furries/whatever the fuck have got to be the one of the stupider kawaii manga loving fucks on the interweb





so fucking stupid

To quote AckroTheSlig:

'...'

Havoc owns the whole set of big cat dildos, and in a variety of colors.

Don't visit. You don't want to see a grown man cry. That was fucking weird.

No sir, I don't like it.

close enough.

just look at the related videos, i'm positive there's a horse. he does many many animals, see.

The lack of any background music makes those videos incredibly awkward and uncomfortable to watch.

found one, but i'm not posting it due to the sheer, awesome embarrassment of it. so ridiculous.

So would Noah's ark be like... a smorgasbord for these kooks?
Ha! Isn't it great? It's like you just walk into the wrong room and come across this, and it's just a full minute of uncomfortable silence as you back out of the room again.