Hey !
 

Well... my name's Ariane, I'm a 15 year-old French student living near Versailles, and sometimes, I'm too lazy to speak good English. It's also the first time I post on a non-francophone forum, so please be nice...
Anyway, I'm a huge Oddworld fan since I'm 13 ; I played Abe's Oddysee when I was 5 but I was so frightened by the opening FMV that I completely forgot Oddworld until I played Stranger's Wrath on my cousin's Xbox... I really love Oddworld universe now that I know it better.
And beside working and going on OWF...I write fanfics, mainly about Oddworld and Final Fantasy VIII, I even tried to make a cross-over...it didn't work well, and it's in French so I won't post it here.

Hello and welcome to our forum.

Be aware people around here really prefer when people speak English and usually hate when someone starts speaking another language.

I know, but...I'm not that good in English. And I don't want to use a dictionary each time I want to post...Well, I'll do my best not to speak French ^^
And I rewrote my first message.

Hello strAnge! I'm currently learning French, and understand the frustration of the constant dictionary checks. Trust me, we're worth it :D.

A warm welcome to you, mon amis.

There is a god.

Anyway, welcome to the forums. Je m'appelle Mat. Je suis de Detroit.

That, and va te fair futre are all I remember from my high school french class.

un doo twat katra sink sex sept weet nerf deese onze dooze trez etc

that's French that is.

Murky bucket.

http://shewhomeasures.files.wordpres...uddy-water.jpg

Hello and welcome EtrAnge (Strange? Eternal Angel?...)

Final Fantasy VIII is my favorite FF :D.

If people say things you don't get, odds are they're welcoming you in their own special way. Same goes for them being offensive. Usually just means they're happy you're hear.

Except sometimes.

"Etrange" is the French for "Odd". It's one of my favorites nicknames ^^

It looks great, indeed, but FFVII was the first FF I've ever played. And Sephiroth is in FFVII :spin:

Little bit of advice. Stick to off topic. That's where the fun is.

Oddey? spelling mistake? i wont hear of it.
get it? eh? do you?

you put FFVIII in your opening post.

Ah, now I understand :)

VIII was the first FF I played, but that doesn't make Sephiroth any less awesome :D. He's still one of my favorite villains along with Kefka and lezard.

I said I write FFVIII fanfiction, but my favorite FF is FFVII. Yes, I forgot to say this in my first post.

Remind me to show you my Oddworld crossover fan fic one of these days. It gets good reviews.

oh yeah, pretty good stuff that is.

you like Stranger, EtrAnge?

Hola. Espero que te gusten los foros.

Welcome. :)

Here it is!

He sighed gently as he put his hooves over his shoulders, mounting him from behind. The ease with which this master of chief's anus accepts his throbbing member leads Stranger to believe that his lover must have used a lubricant of some kind before hand. Still, he felt a tensing of all the muscles in Chief's body as he makes his first thrust. Slowly he breathes into Chief's ear. "Am I hurting you"?

"Yes. But don't you dare stop", comes the grunting reply.

that's going to blow her fucking mind.

FUCK SAKES

Ain't I a stinker?

It's hard to insult somebody when you're not speaking your mother tongue, so I won't say anything.

Trial by fire, baby. Trial by fire.

OANST convert it into French, quick!

EDIT: i have a feeling this will not be no where near as effective;

EDITED: due to copyright issues.

Il a soupiré doucement comme il a mis ses sabots sur ses épaules, le montant de derrière. L'aise avec laquelle ce maître d'anus du chef accepte son membre de palpitation mène Inconnu pour croire que son amant doit avoir utilisé un lubrifiant de quelque type avant la main. Toujours, il a senti un tensing de tous les muscles dans le corps de Chef comme il fait sa première poussée. Lentement il respire dans l'oreille de Chef. « Suis je vous blessant » ?

« Oui. Mais faire ne vous osez pas arrêter », vient la réponse grognant.

That is not French.

Don't think too badly of OANST for his erotic fiction, he's basically one of the nicest guys on the forum.

Hey there, I used to read fanfiction quite a lot.

Ouch this is so full of mistakes it hurts... even more then the original version.

what? next you'll be saying Encyclopaedia Dramatica isn't worth our time.

What was that, now?

Glad to hear it. Just remember I'm only 15.

You'll lose your innocence here long before you lose your patience, that's for certain.

Meh, I had to learn English all by myself and most of the learning was done by reading on the internet on this very forum...

I'm fully aware I should take a course one day to get rid of those kind of mistakes.

Don't tell Havoc that.

Sorry, man. What am I supposed to do with an opening like that?


Also, that was definitely French. I'm sure it was really bad French, but French nonetheless.

OMG GTFO QUICK!

i believe MoxCo joined when he was 11 years old. also, the much-loved GlukkonLulu is 10, i think. and they have dirty minds. dirty.

In my point of view, bad French is harder to understand than English ^^

Also stay away from me. I esmasculate young boys over the internet, it's even in my profile.

Yeah. I translated that back into English and laughed my ass off.

I bet you used Google translator.

I did.

This is what it looked like when I translated it back.

It sighed gently as it put its clogs on its shoulders, the quantity of behind. The comfort with which this master of anus of the employer accepts his palpitation member takes Unknown to believe that his lover must have used a lubricant of some type before the hand. Always, it felt a tensing of all the muscles in the body of Employer as it does his first the one pushed. Slowly it inhales the ear of Employer. "Am I injuring you"?

"Yes. But do not do to dare to stop you", comes the response grumbles. __________________ __________________