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Nate 10-21-2009 10:15 PM
Who would you turn for?
 
If you're straight, who would you turn gay for?
If you're gay, who would you turn straight for?
If you're bisexual... uhmmm... what would you turn zoophiliac for?




And the answer to the second question for me would be, without a doubt, Tina Fey, though only when she's wearing her glasses. I likes Nerdy Tina, not Glam Tina.

Leto 10-22-2009 12:20 AM
http://i34.tinypic.com/2hpltg3.jpg

Strike Witch 10-22-2009 12:28 AM
http://i903.photobucket.com/albums/a...4029372147.gif

Nate 10-22-2009 02:35 AM
I hope that the joke there is that she's turning... because that's not you turning for her.


Unless she's a ladyman.

Strike Witch 10-22-2009 03:13 AM
He is very much so packing a penis.

Wings of Fire 10-22-2009 03:17 AM
I'm bisexual and what is this?

Bullet Magnet 10-22-2009 03:29 AM

Nate 10-22-2009 04:15 AM
You're not bisexual, so you can't choose a 'what'; you must choose a 'who'. That said, given your previously expressed opinions, I will accept that a 'who' of either gender will be a sufficient enough turn for you. :D

OANST 10-22-2009 05:45 AM
Gary Oldman.

used:) 10-22-2009 05:47 AM
Your mother.

OANST 10-22-2009 05:59 AM
My mother's dead. You sick fuck.

abe is now! 10-22-2009 08:16 AM
In this moment... every girl.

MA 10-22-2009 09:02 AM
could we please have a gay/straight/bi indicator or something?

its confusing with everyone changing sexual preferences all the time.

OANST 10-22-2009 09:16 AM
I've always been a homo-sapien.

Wings of Fire 10-22-2009 10:20 AM
Pretty sure we all know who's straight/gay/bi already.

We could start outing people Barney Frank style?

Nate 10-22-2009 09:09 PM
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Your mother.
So... you're actually gay and OANST's mother would be a turn? Or are you bi, so you're actually answering the 'what?' question.

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In this moment... every girl.
I think you might have misunderstood the question...




ALSO: Barney Frank is awesome.

Leto 10-22-2009 10:35 PM
no AIN is totally past his punk stage and now he's a full blown homo

Alcar 10-23-2009 12:59 AM
Nicole Kidman. Or Kylie.

Alcar...

abe is now! 10-23-2009 04:59 AM
OK... If I was gay, I'd turn hetero for EVERY GIRL, not for one in particular.

MA 10-23-2009 05:21 AM
what's the point in that? the question is 'who would you turn for?' not 'if you were the opposite sexual orientation of what you are now who would you turn for so in other words who do you fancy at the moment?'

in that case I WOULD TURN FOR A WOMAN IF I WAS GAY BUT I'M NOT.

abe is now! 10-23-2009 05:24 AM
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in that case I WOULD TURN FOR A WOMAN IF I WAS GAY BUT I'M NOT.
Ok thank you, I tried to explain it but I couldn't...

Josh 10-23-2009 06:56 AM
Betty White. YEAH BABY!

Hobo 10-23-2009 07:12 AM
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OK... If I was gay, I'd turn hetero for EVERY GIRL, not for one in particular.
Haha you are shit at life.

abe is now! 10-23-2009 10:00 AM
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Haha you are shit at life.
I know. I think I'll say nothing about you XD

T-nex 10-23-2009 12:22 PM
Id turn gay over any remotely cute punky girl =)

Wings of Fire 10-23-2009 12:27 PM
I've still got money on you being bi/a lesbian in serious denial.

T-nex 10-23-2009 01:23 PM
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I've still got money on you being bi/a lesbian in serious denial.
Fuck off :rant:... And I'm not. I would know ^^

Wil 10-23-2009 02:10 PM
I can't think of anyone.

Leto 10-23-2009 09:55 PM
http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/62...0.450x471.jpeg max?

that dude who was actually a chick and spat out a bunch of babies

moxco 10-23-2009 11:37 PM
http://office-humour.co.uk/content/i...08/10/9707.jpg

I'd turn for him in envy.

Strike Witch 10-24-2009 12:04 AM
Good morning, ladies.

T-nex 10-24-2009 08:52 AM
moo.

OANST 10-24-2009 09:06 AM
Jesus fucking christ.

Edit: And no, that isn't who I would turn for. That was an exclamation of exasperation.

shaman 10-24-2009 11:24 AM
Zach Braff.

yup.

MeechMunchie 10-24-2009 02:04 PM
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Zach Braff.
We think alike, brother. I don't actually find Zach Braff attractive, nor do I want to go gay for him, but for some reason he was the first person who popped into my head when I read this thread. Stop! Triple rhyme! Doo-de-de-doo...doo-doo...doo-doo.

shaman 10-24-2009 06:29 PM
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We think alike, brother. I don't actually find Zach Braff attractive, nor do I want to go gay for him, but for some reason he was the first person who popped into my head when I read this thread. Stop! Triple rhyme! Doo-de-de-doo...doo-doo...doo-doo.
This.

Plus he's as cute as a rabbit :)

Nate 10-24-2009 06:47 PM
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Jesus fucking christ.

Edit: And no, that isn't who I would turn for. That was an exclamation of exasperation.
You don't think that an all-powerful and all-knowing deity would be good in bed?



Although the beard would probably scratch a bit.

Strike Witch 10-24-2009 07:08 PM
Did Jesus actually have a beard? I heard how he's depicted is often decried as being inaccurate.

Sekto Springs 10-24-2009 07:17 PM
Every male over 20 had a beard back then. What were they gunna shave with? Sand? For srs.

And of course the depictions of Jesus are inaccurate. How many middle-eastern chaps do you know who are blonde-haired and blue-eyed?

Jesus probably looked alot like Osama, actually.

used:) 10-24-2009 07:18 PM
You mean "Obama" riiiiiiiight? :D


I mean, Jesus was black.


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