Yeah new...
 

Uh, I hate being new to websites.
So yeah hello, another huge oddworld fan to join in the 'fun', that is if I pass as odd enough? xD
I have no idea why I haven't joined an Oddworld site before now seeing as I've been a fan since the first game came out, I guess I just...did.

Herro.

Neopets and vampires? Hmmmm.

Hai, don't reply to anything DI says, don't say anything phalic towards Pilot or click any of his links, don't be a homophobe and don't double post on either the forum proper or the blog system.

...No, no. Not vampires, just halloween themed, it'll be changed as soon as I get off my ass and make an OW one. Subeta is my guilty pleasure.

So what happens if I happen to do any of those things? Out of curiosity.

And herro Used.

You seem cool. :)

Don't forget to read the Member Charter located in my signature.

Wings of Fire beat you here Pilot.

I'm not clicking anything xD

Do not read the fucking Member Charter. IT NEITHER MAKES SENSE OR IS FUNNY, PILOT.

Anyway.... Welcome.


Were those quote tags necessary? No, they weren't. But I'm leaving them.

You'll never be a happy and productive member here if you don't, because you won't understand what we're really about.

Maybe we ought to write an "actual" charter. Yes?

Do it.

You can get warnings from the admins sometimes which result in temporary ban.

Put simply;
- Don't double-post/triple-post in a row. If you have something to add, edit one of your recent posts.
- Don't annoy the admins.
- Avoid going off-topic.

I'll need input.

This one is complete bullshit. This forum hasn't had a thread that stayed on topic in two years. And that's the way we likes it.

Ah, okay.
I've seen you on dA a lot, not that it remotely interests you ^^

Who are you talking to?

The quote button is your friend.

Was talking to AlexFili, you beat me to it!

Happy? It's late, yes. That is my excuse.

You get trolled, you get double entendred, you get inapprorpiately molested by a bad youtube video, you find out what's so odd about half of us the hard way and you get infracted/neg repped by Nate.

Respectively

Would you like to know the truth? Would you like to know why we are showing so much interest in a welcome thread?

This place is fucking boring.

Yet he comes back to it day after day. It does that to you.

Oh, it's addictive. I won't deny that. It's still boring as shit.

[sarcasm]Oh, sounds lovely. [/sarcasm]

I guess I wont be a doubleposting homophobe then.

No please do, I think OANST needs another opportunity to boast about his straighness to us all.

Could you believe he fucks a WOMAN? I mean seriously...

Actually, go ahead. Be a doubleposting homophobe. We haven't had a worthy adversary since Patrick Vykkerz left. Not that I miss him. Still, righteous indignation can be fun.


Edit: Man, what a dick, WoF.

I am make science. I am poop in hole instead of go wherever I standing. Am hygiene.

He really am.

YOU AM PLAY GODS

We am so stupid.

Hadn't seen that. And here I thought we were doing a fun little schtick. But no. Once again, it's OANST on the outside, looking in.

I laughed. How about you guys?

Magic.

Now that this thread is suitably derailed, who am want make drunk?

Now to de-derail it!

Hello and super welcome to new guy :D

Man, what a bitch.

Come on, guys. Can't we just get along?


So what's this Oddworld I keep hearing about?

Really? Thanks for noticing me :D

That really needs to be prefaced with "Come on, guys. Can't we just get along".

Also, your grammar was too good for it to work.

Shut up Voltaire.

Fix'd.

Grammar is still too good.