Bonjour, bonjour! Je suis IAmHeavy! Ha-ha!
 

Naw, don't worry, I'm not French. *coughpunchoutwikicough*

Anyways, hello everyone!

I like the Oddworld series, a lot (and you may already know I'm a fan of Punch-Out. X3 ).

And because I've seen quite a number of topics in this forum, and since there is a Helping section in the forum, I have joined this forum.

So BONJOUR! *don't knock me out, I'm not Glass Joe ;-;*

To tell you the truth, I'm not actually new here, but my other account was somehow unable to do anything but to view topics. Reasons for this is currently unknown, and all of my warnings on that account was expired. :fuzzle: If it was because of the lack of intelligence, I have improved my intelligence by a lot, and sorry for the bad(?) things I have done in the past...if I had done any. If it was because of how long I wasn't on the account, then I finally came back with a brand new account, hopefully I don't forget to come visit this forum every now and then. But hey, this is the welcome place, and I am welcomed back!

tl;dr

Sacre bleau. Welcome back I spose.

Thank you, used.

Can someone tell me what's tl;dr, though? ._.

Edit: Thanks to the urban dictionary, it means toolong;didntread.

Cool avatar bro

You should have sent an email or message to the admins so we could check this out, rather than create a new account. Please tell us what your old account was so we can merge them.

Woah! Tiny text and spoiler tags at the same time! This one is tricky!

So.....who were you?

This is exactly what happened to me.

BM helped me, though.

Off-Topic: That avatar made that post epic. :fuzzle:

On-Topic: I was once a mindless fool named AbeX300 (I knew that because I checked out my posts...and I feel VERY embarrassed. -_-; ). The last post I ever made was on the Funniest Moments in Oddworld. I had all of the warnings there expired. But somewhat, I wasn't able to post anything in the forum. I even tried e-mailing Alcar...but that didn't allow me.

So, here I am, a fresh new being with a good brain who's birthday was 4 days ago. (Sadly, I never got my birthday party because there was another birthday party, but mine will be on October 2nd) I hope all of you can trust me, this time.

...And another thing, for some reason I had said once "Hmm...I wonder what's under Big Face's mask...oops, nevermind, I already know :D ", which confused me because I saw no topic that showed the Big Face without a mask.

So...hi, again, I guess. :fuzemb:

Edit: By the way, I don't think I want to be on that account anymore, because I do not want to have my embarrassing posts on my account, especially if it's more than 10.

Edit 2: Bah, I didn't read the merging part. However, I don't know what's going to be merged.
Hopefully not my embarrassing posts.

Unfortunately, we will make you carry around all of your previous baggage. You aren't getting out of your embarrassing posts that easily.

We all have things on here that we wish we hadn't said, though. So don't worry about it.

Oh. Well in that case, bring me the baggage, because I will keep it locked away in a far, far away land called "Hell" and put them there so I won't have to see them again. Even though that's impossible in this forum.

Anyways, thanks for the help. Not sure how you are going to merge it though. Just don't merge my avatar and signature (if I have one). ._.

...*is afraid of the berserked Ed*

I suck at Super Punch-Out. How can I get past the last boss in the first set?

Seems off-topic, but if you mean Minor Circuit, basically if you want to beat him without risking too much, don't counter (except on one part). If you want to beat him fast, counter everything you can.

Either way, there is the infamous Bull Charge. You need to time it correctly, and hit him in the gut as he comes toward you. If you do it correctly, he will go down, regardless of his stamina. But it's the same to you if you get hit by it.

By the way, whenever he spins around the area, he is dizzy. Hit him at the right time and he will go down regardless of his stamina. He can't hurt you if he's dizzy (how can he, anyway?). If you mistime it, but still hit him, he will be stunned.

Hope this helped. ._.

Again, that was off-topic. ._.

There is no such thing as off topic on Oddworld Forums.

No wonder why I've seen some topics with posts that aren't related to the topic itself.

Infact, I once got a warning for being off-topic.


...That's really odd. :fuzconf:

Well, you don't necessarily need to listen to me. I mean, I am our worst member ever.

May I ask why? ಠ_ಠ

http://www.oddworldforums.net/showthread.php?t=17564

Peruse this.

Edit: This is more of an example of off topic abilities than it is an example of worstness.

How long does it usually take to merge the accounts?

Oh boy, that thread that ended in pictures I drew. My favorite.

The title of this thread says he's from IAmHeavy.

FAIL FRENCH BUDDY. Oh, and welcome back I suppose.

Edit: Well, the correct phrase would be Je m'appelle IAmHeavy, suis just refers to ethnicity and such, for example Je suis canadien.

*clap*

For some reason, your AbeX300 account had the setting used for newly registered members who have not yet clicked the confirmation link in the email we send them. That's why you couldn't post. No idea why it happened.


As long as it takes for me to return to the forums and see this thread again. Done now.

You like super punch out? I like super punch out! :)

You like oddworld? I like oddworld! :)

Do not listen to OANST. He will try to troll you and make you mad without you knowing it until you have been trolled and you are mad! :)

Please try not to go off topic, even in the off topic section. You will get in trouble because that is a bad baby thing to do! :)

My mom's birthday is on october second. Maybe you two can have a party together! :)

I am listening to TOO LEGIT TO QUIT as I type this, which confuses my girlfriend! :)

Your avatar is generic enough to annoy the crap out of me.

Other than that welcome.

That smiley originally made me giggle. Then Kastere posted it a lot, and now I hate it. I think it was Kastere. Maybe Pilot. I forget.

Hi, I'm a random member you don't know. Welcome Back.

I think you're maybe thinking of Abeguy. Or maybe one of the other people with 'Abe' in their username. They all blend together in my memory.

I like variations of it, but using it as your avatar makes you look like you're the only person in the world who knows what it's about, which is pretentious and full of shit.

Memetic avatars are dumb, unless you change them every week like certain Canadians...

Certain Canadians swore to keep their avatars constant for a while when their CT was amended.

Certain Canadians lie.

CANADA, EH?

Anyways, thank you for merging the account. But...I forgot what's rep power. ^.^;

Edit: Changed avatar, to reduce the annoyance.

OANST is a nice fellow when you get to know him.

But I thought he is the worst member ever? :fuzconf:

But he's our worst member ever <3.

I'm that love to hate guy. Except, I don't think anyone really hates me anymore. Except maybe Splat.

WOOF. 3:<

What's the reason that he is your worst member??

Because his custom title says it, naturally.

Welcome.

How did it appear naturally?

Why are you a penguin smoking?

Why does OANST look pissed in the avatar?

Why am I asking so much questions? ಠ_ಠ