lol do u think its late to celebrate my b day which was on the 13th?
lol do u think its late to celebrate my b day which was on the 13th?
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Yes. Next!
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No. Go get really, really drunk right now.
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And get drunk all of next week. You're paying interest on this, buddy.
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Getting 'dunk' is so much fun.
Omg Rampage!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! YAAY!!! *gives you expired cake* |
It was your birthday? I'll get drunk for you. Don't even worry about it. It's under control.
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I cant get drunk,Im only 13....
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The date of birth you gave when you joined here would make you 15. Liar! An infraction for you!
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Way to get busted, Rampage :D ...
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There's no minimum age to join the foums. I joined when I was eleven. (I think, don't make me do the maths)
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Celebrate now.
Thou shalt do the dance. |
fine infract me because apperntly no one likes me at this site anyways.
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I'm sure Pilot likes you.
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I wish that I was as happy as you are at your age.
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I dont dislike you :(
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If you were drunk we would love you.
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Have fun!
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Fixed it for you :D |
I hope that his parents don't have the misfortune to read that.
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Um, thanks. Not entirely sure I want to say that to a 13-year-old.
I don't want him getting wind of my intentions before I can act on them. These pre-pubescents can hide in the tiniest crevices. |
You get a birthday beating from me from my lead birthday pipe. *thwack* Happy birthday! And remember, that hair you're getting in weird places is normal.
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You mean on the palms of my hands?
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Either you're wanking too often, or getting too little lunar exposure.
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I regularly shave my baws.
Get in the habit. Girls (and boys) don't like furry baws in they mouths. |
Bodily hair is wrong. I would have hated to grow up in the 70's.
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I've started shaving my baws again, too. There's nothing quite like a clean, smooth sac. Funner to play with!
Chris, post that link to the World's Smallest Penis contest. |
I've never been able to work out how to shave them without doing myself an injury.
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First timers cut off the bulk with a pair of scissors, the rest you can Bic, That's how I do it but you really should keep it up once you start because stubble rubbing your inner thighs raw is uncool.
Chris is going to be able to give you all the protips on this and more. Once you do it you'll wonder how you ever lived all your post-pubescent life without shaving them! |
I drunkenly tried to shave my scrotum with my electric beard trimmer a month ago.
The end result? Stitches. The irony? I've never actually trimmed my beard with said trimmer. I know, irony it's not. |
Oh dear god. STOOPID!
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wow lol u guys are lucky my parents arnt on this site otherwise they would call the police XD
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Electric razor on the BAWS? God damn, I'm bad enough to fuck up my face with an electric razor, let alone my lovebeans.
genuine scare |
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I have in the past trimmed downstairs with a beard trimmer. It's possible to do, if you're very, very careful but I've decided to be lazy about it until I find someone to whom I'm likely going to present my testicles. |
Is ball-shaving really this common place for guys?
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I love how on these forums we can turn a thread about a thirteen-year-old's birthday into stories of our testicles.
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Rampage, just remember that half of us are just hating you for reasons you cannot comprehend. And before you jump to conclusions about everyone here hating you, just remember that typing without capitals at the beginning of a sentance does not help. Nor does announcing your birthday after almost a week.
Also, I don't hate you. |
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I have shaved downstairs completely in the past, and I enjoyed it for a while, but then I couldn't be bothered and everything grew back.
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What I don't get is how all us kids are relatively unaffected by such preceedings, yet it's the parents who have the problem and who usually can't handle it. Isn't that warped?
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