Most epic way to die
 

My fellows gamers. What, in your opinion, would be the most epic way to die?

Example: Parachute doesn't open or benji rope snaps..

And then Benji tears out your throat? Bad Benji.

Gosh I like this thread.

Do you really or is that sarcasm I'm sensing :fuzsad:?


I'd like to die in a weird rampage. When I'm old I'm gonna go nuts one day when I'm REALLY tired of my sad and boring life. Really like HATE my old life..

So what I'm going to do basically is just start doing random crazy things which will eventually get myself killed somehow :D. (Please note. All these actions will be done ONLY if I get bored in my life)

Are you going to start soon? Like today?

As I said, I'm going to do that when I'm OLD (85+) and IF I get bored enough with my life :D which I Propably will! I'll be sure to post my actions here when I'll fulfill my plan :D

I'll still be here in 79 years.

I'd definately pick flying my fighter into the bridge of a Star Destroyer. Still the best scene in Star Wars to date.

"Intensify forward fire! Intensify it!"
*other dude looks out window*
"Too late!"
*spaceship smashes through bridge*

Donating an organ to save somebody's life.

Yeah, top that you fuckers.

Being shot while cutting an organ out of someone to save your own life.

Not too sure how i would acheive this but...

Bang!
 

Get a Hayabusa, twist it up till the tach needle falls off, pick a stationary object, embrace it .
Making sure not to be tanked at the time, so the state bastards can`t roll their eyes and
say " It looks like another alcohol related incident ".

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Wow. That was really.........specific.

I have thought this over , it`s much more dramatic then a silly old gun , and
I don`t have access to a star fighter at the moment. DAMN !

Blown up by your own bomb

Don't that make you a terrorist.

What about sleeping in quietly and peacefully?

Choking on the vaginal discharge of a whale

Dancing to Caramelldansen, standing in a shopping trolley on a busy motorway while clutching a pair of AK47s. Yeah...

The Caramelldansen ruins it.

That was the point of it. Also, it'd make drivers more likely to run me over.

This is how I want to die. Seriously. If I can't be converted into a cloud of Nanobots then I'm going to get all my affairs in order and die with peace of mind.

Turn self into swarm of nanomachines and slaughter human race.


Or light self on fire, burst into Elementary School, masturbate furiously, then die while reciting lines from classic movies.

In a blaze of fire after I single handed killed a church full of people.

I'm not mentally unstable. I'M NOT! STOP STARING!!!

Like that.

In the heart of an invading alien mothership as I destroy it.

Getting stuck on some level geometry

Choking a giant menace to humanity to death after it tries to eat you.
Cutting the rope to save your mountaineer buddy.
Pushing a young lady out of the way of an approaching truck.
Falling into a giant blender.
Rectal and genital discharge after a 2-month orgy.
Blowing into your thumb until your head explodes.
Singing in the face of death.
Poking fun at your killers.

Raped to death by Peter and Olly

Plan A

That video was awesome! That would be the way to go.

If I can''t afford an a-bomb, then to plan B.

Plan B

Get myself wired to electric sensors so that I'd die by a MASSIVE ORGASMSPREE!

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I heard they gave rats a button, when pressed it would send a electric signal to the rats brain and it would have an orgasm. They wouldn't even eat after finding the button.. All the rats died of hunger.. Can you believe it? I sure can :fuzgrin:

Taking a bullet for a little kid then ripping it out of you and flinging it at bullet speed back at the shooter in precisely the right spot to disable him and make just living a personal hell for the rest of his life.

That's just so wonderful :') beautiful. How 'bout if we did that and then died :fuzwink:

Removing the bullet doesn't stitch up the tissues and stop the internal bleeding. ;)

Flying a fighter jet at ground level, upside down. Then pressing the eject button.

How about driving your new Lamborghini from the edge of Grand Canyon, while drinking something good and refreshing?

How about reading this thread and having a fucking aneurysm?

HEY..! That could work :fuzcool:

Id say getting sawed in half by a fail magician in front of a crowd of thousands and slowly bleed to death as you listen to the sounds of panic and chaos in the group of people.

My friend Greg invented a pretty epic way to die in Abe's Exoddus. When I first saw it, I almost shit my pants laughing.

It was in the tier of Feeco Depot on your way to Bonewerkz, the area full of wooden crates where you have to make your way past the slig snipers.
He piloted Abe over the mines, only to be shot by a slig mid-jump and then fall into the mines. Thats right, Greg pulled off the closest thing to a double kill in Oddworld. Even when I tried to duplicate this feat, I was simply too "in-touch" with Oddworld's physics to pull it off.

Best part is, he quick-saved right before he started running, so he was able to duplicate this death numerous times for my amusement.