Seme or Uke?
 

Uke or Seme?

Answer the poll.

Alcar...

Gotta have a bit of both, there's no other way.

Seme, I have an extremely unreceptive body so I get my sexual pleasure from doing things to others rather than them being done to me.

Maybe you just haven't met the huge cockmonster that is Nate yet.

Seme.

Giving pleasure is an art, but not really the point here. I tend to like being the dominant one but have fantasies about being submissive. I just haven't been with anybody yet to try that out.

I almost voted "Either" because of this because at this time I prefer versatility but.......Meh.

God fucking dammit.


both

Outside of a relationship, I'm a certified Uke :p

Inside a relationship, I'm adamant about being both.

Alcar...

Interesting.

Hey I LOVE your latest pics Peter, SO HAWT!!! :p. Don't close those legs. ;)

Oh GOD, you found them.

Alcar...

I only have compliments.

Indeed, it's hard enough for women to look good in heels :P.

Actually, how did I miss the 'Mostly Seme' poll option? Buh............ probably should have voted that.

Also, what Joe said.

I was fantastic in those heels. All the women were jealous because I could do anything in them (yes, dance like crazy!) and yet I'd only worn them for that night.

Alcar...

Seriously. That shit was ridiculous.

That's talent. Dance for me.

Chorus:
Im your private dancer
A dancer for money
Ill do what you want me to do
Im your private dancer
A dancer for money
Any old music will do...

Seme.

I'm like the Chouhi to her Kanu.

I have absolutely no idea what this topic means.

EDIT: I do now.

Google is your friend.

I reject all accountability for the contents of said suggested search.

Alcar...

Basically AlexFii, do you want me to fuck your pussy or would you prefer it t'other way round?

I was wondering who wore the pants in the relationship.


or strapon lolololololololololololololololololololololololol

Mostly seme.

*Prods topic with a very long stick*

Hm... yeah not going there.

*Walks away*

Posting in this thread is the most homosexual thing that I have ever done.

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/m.../ukulele41.jpg
I fucking love ukes.

http://www.geocities.com/rcgilmore3/...roneTriple.jpg

Which one is a seme?

The guy at the very back.

I googled it, and I still don't understand. I now also have several other questions.

Seme-Buttfucker

Uke-Buttfuckee

Terms are used in Yaoi, which is gay hentai. Which is gay anime porn. It is also gay.

Ah. I guess that would make me fugu.

I expected you to say something boring, like "I'm asexual so I'd be the one in the middle of the manwich."

Covered in spikes and poisonous if not treated with care?

Also, r-selected reproductive strategy.

MOD EDIT: The next 39-odd posts were moved from this thread due to offtopicness. Enjoy.


I don't mind parts of me to enter the woman's mouth, as long as she returns the favour.

I would think that that was a favour.

that would have been better.

I prefer giving oral to recieving it, I'm the gift that keeps on giving.

Goddamn, you really are gay.

I can think of nothing more revolting than giving it. I put my mouth near nobody's genitals, be they male or female.

Thenk, frankly, you've been missing out on an integral part of sex for years.

That's highly subjective.