The Most Bestial Thing You've Ever Done
 

Once when I was like 10 I watched my friend masturbate himself with a rabbit. (true story)

Now Havoc, can you walk the walk or are you all talk? You've spoken of girlfriends before, have you ever made her wear a fluffy tail and make her call you Lion-o (or Snarf, I suppose) while you're pounding her insides?

My dog.

a fucking cow?

In a G-Unit kind of way, I always considered myself 'your dog', Anonybro.

What in the grand FUCK!?

Come on, you look the sort to teabag the family cat, Dizanzibar.

I've rubbed my dogs nipples many many times.

Hehe, actually no, I've never made my sexual partners wear a tail or call me fluffy feline names (if they do they do so out of their own free will ;)).

However I did once fool around with a tiger. Or, tigress, rather.

Now your speaking my language.

are we?

oh shit.

Well, my cat was in heat one time. So, I dipped a cue-tip in warm water and penetrated her with it.

Naw. I like to massage my dog's underside.

I was dared to drop a rat down my pants.

Never again.

I actually do this, but more for pissing my dog off than for pleasure, mine or the dog's. It's more of a pull than a rub, really.

Okay, speaking of my cat (before it was flattened lol) I bit on the tip of it's ear to hear its amusing whine.

This thread shocks and horrifies me, and Havoc's post is by FAR the cleanest.

You people are fucked.

Both you and WOF are obviously the hugest furries on the board, way bigger than Havoc will ever be.

That is but a slice in the great pie of my porn collection.

you sick fuckers

I pull my dog's nipples. It's not that bad.

Didn't you have an idea for a superhero with phalli in place of forearms?

Turns out my cats like butter.

And in turn, you like your cat's cuntbutter.

Fixed.

I once downloaded Furcadia.

http://i32.tinypic.com/swv60j.jpg

Discuss.

Your right arm turned into a goat? That's some pretty wild masturbation you could have there.

How long are these goat's horns?

Alcar...

Erm...I'm not quite sure around about 10cm long :p

Although one of them fell off much to everyone's disgust.

Horny little blighter.

On pokemon Yellow, I called one of my pokemon Horny when I was younger.

I can't remember what the pokemon was called though...

Surprising isn't it?

I'm disappointed now.

Fatyak.

Alcar...

I did that too. Ah, childhood innocence.

No, he could just transmute the matter into stuff. Giant penises were simply a bonus.

You know, one would expect a bit more reaction when someone says he's had sex with a tiger... instead I'm being completely ignored here. Fine, be that way. Act like it's the most natural thing in the world to survive something like that. I didn't want to tell you the story ANYWAY! :fuzsad:

Ever since that dolphin fucking webpage nothing you say shocks me.

Fair enough.

There was a joke that I fucked dolphins floating around because of Pilot, now that I think about it.

Well, you actually said that you 'fooled around with' a tigress. And seeing as you once posted pictures of yourself hugging/petting a rather sedate tiger, I assumed that that was what you meant. Didn't figure there was any shagging involved, especially with the keeper being right next to you.