The Most Heterosexual Thing You Have Ever Done
 

Mine would be ejaculating inside of a woman's vagina and getting her pregnant. Anybody else?

Why is this thread still open?

Hey, the other one got fair play.

Yes, my answer to that would be my female significant other, which i definitely have and sleep with on a regular basis...

Do you sleep with the other significant female?

Fingering during make out.

no. She don't like it when I try :P

erm....sadly nothing :p

But at least I haven't done anything related to the other thread.

This is what I have heterosexual intercourse with.




This is me.





I win.

You remind me of my old music teacher. Except you actually have a sense of humour.

This was a predictable joke. It still worked.

Just...having sex with a female I guess.

I asked for the most heterosexual thing that you have done.

I had sex with a female in a forest in northern Scotland in midwinter in the rain.

I've won the thread.

Nah. Too romance novel.

I ejaculated unto a woman's face while filming it. I fucking won.

Handcuffs were involved.

Still romance novel?

Actually, yes. But you're getting closer.

You read some fucked up romance novels, I was fucking freezing by the end.

Whooo boy.

I'm alot of shit like Catherine Cookson has sex involving handcuffs. Usually a downtrodden servant having sex with a ruggedly handsome aristocrate in the 1800s :D

Not in a fucking Aberdonian forest in the arse end of January she doesn't.

I'll never admit I'm female.

It honestly would not surprise me if a rich woman was forced into marrying a complete bastard by a manipulative mother, who then dies of a strange illness and she then falls into the arms of a ruggedly handsome farmer who seems a bit mad, but only because he is socially awkward around attractive women who won't stand up for themselves.

In January.

In scottish woods.

Sorry WoF, your love life isn't that original :D

I'm a farmer now?

EDIT: And I wasn't saying my love life is original, just suitably manly.

I had physical sex with a human female within 5 hours of meeting her... on a chat... in the middle of the night... in the middle of the week... and didn't get any STD's.

I win.

There's a name for these kind of encounters.

"SPECIAL MASSAGE FROM HOT ASIAN BEAUTY

£50 p/h"

Like the other thread, I'm not sure how to answer this.

Do you know how to answer anything?

My entire body passed through a womans vagina this one time.

Kastere wins. Lock the topic.

Had anal with an old girlfriend.

Yup.

Anything that's not asking whether I'm gay, bi, straight, or pretty much anything that doesn't involve questioning my sexual orientation or things that I've done that involve it I'm usually able to answer.

Lovely.

Isn't it? I thought it was nice.

....

Quite possibly the gayest member on the forum (treat that as a compliment) has done more with a girl than I have.

Wow, go me.


My answer here is more or less the same as in the other thread- not much. Unless typical lads chat counts.

Hmmm... I've danced with a female or two. Most of them were lesbians, admittedly.

She was wearing a strap-on?

That's exactly what I was thinking Nate. If not, Pilot just has a thing for poopers.

Perhaps both?

There must be a way to fit a joke about party poopers in here somehow...

I was waiting for that. :p

No, it was my very first time, and that's how SHE wanted it. I do think she ended up lesbian anyway... and feminist

She didn't like it too much at first like others I've topped who weren't 'ready.' :fuzvamp: Sad but true.

But everything poops! Would that be called Omnistiality?