Cow Tipping
 

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Cow Tipping
 

Was it a photograph of you tipping cows?

Was it a photo of you tipping a cow?

EDIT: Aww, I waited too long. But hey, how’s that for syncronized thoughts? =D

We were practically separated at Birth, Sir. Now let's go and make love like Sydney.

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Bullshit a'thankyou :tard:

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What the fuck? I just… huh??

Do you really tip cows? It's a horrible thing to do...

How do you go about it? Do you just walk up behind them and force them to the ground? And then where do you go from there? I would like to direct your attention to this news article.

Happy Tipping! :D

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ENOUGH!

You're going to make me say something stupid that I'll regret.... like "I'll tip YOUR cow!"

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Yeah, right. You don't get out of being a cruel, sadistic animal torturer just by saying "Oh I was only joking."

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Hmmm. let's get Molluck's Assistant in here for some nice gory carnage porn. :D

We've all seen the video which his avatar is from. The Scrab is shot and murdered moments later.

a calf seconds after being born, placenta and all.
enjoy;

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in farmer's terms, 'she is eating the goo'.
how the hell this is to do with fathers day is beyond me.

actually, happy fathers day to the bull of that calf.

For fuck’s sake, bobtheguy! I can’t believe you tipped over that defenceless newborn calf. You’re horrible.

you are a bad person BTG.

get off my land.

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let me guess. they chased you?

thats the 'traumatic' event people usually experience.

I was chased by a ram. I'm not afraid of rams. If Molluck's Assistant is right, you need to get checked.

And we know you're lying. You knew that that poor scrab was brutally slaughtered in that scene. How could you be so sadistic?

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You picked that scrab for what happens. You know it. I know it. We all know it.

Don't worry, BTG. I also tip cows. Tell me, do you also have sex with them after a successful tipping. You know, just to celebrate?

http://www.stupidfuckingpictures.com...images/cow.jpg

I would...

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Well, you see Bob, as a guy you have what is referred to as a "penis". Now, there are a multitude of places that this "penis" can be put. If the right motions and conditions are met, this is called "having sex". I don't recommend that you go for the mouth, though. I've heard tell that cows bite.

I dread to think how small that cow's stomachs must be.

if cows really were like that i would never have quit farming.

BTG, the first step is admitting you have a problem.

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The first thought you have on seeing that picture is regarding how she would chew her cud?!


Right now I'm expecting the next post to be someone saying "She can chew my cut any day".

So, shouldn't she have udders in place of breasts? I guess she does....sort of.

She doesn't chew cud, she bites your dick off.

So, you're a professional cow-tipper? Who the hell pays you to tip cows?

IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE FUCKING WAITRESSES.

Why, how am I expected to react? It looks like a horribly deformed albino woman with a rash. I would think it only natural to think of how much pain the poor thing would be in.

I've seen cows fucking waitresses.

The funniest part is that you always feel the need to defend your position. You are completely oblivious to what we're doing, aren't you?

Now, stop tipping cows. It is cruel.

What are we doing?

I'm fucking a waitress.

Is it Pilot?