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OANST 06-11-2009 11:52 AM

Cats & Dogs & Smoking & I don't know what.
 
MOD EDIT: This thread split off from here. Someone give me a good reason why I shouldn't send this to Necrum immediately.


I heard that graphic designers are a bunch of pussies who don't know shit about vectors.

bobtheguy 06-11-2009 12:02 PM

that probably is true......... but notice how I'm not a graphic designer, I'm a Sprite and Graphic designer.

joshkrz 06-11-2009 12:06 PM

Yes, but I know about them, and before you mention "Vector Man", Mega Drive specifications and hardware have nothing to do with current day graphics. Plus you can't know everything.

OANST 06-11-2009 12:07 PM

You don't know from vectors.

bobtheguy 06-11-2009 12:08 PM

By the way I'm a sprite and graphic designer so that means I'm not a pussie :p.

joshkrz 06-11-2009 12:09 PM

From vectors?

OANST 06-11-2009 12:10 PM

You heard me.

joshkrz 06-11-2009 12:11 PM

I heard you, I just didn't understand you.

OANST 06-11-2009 12:13 PM

You must be too busy defying the laws nature to process it.

p.s. Cats don't smoke cigarettes.

joshkrz 06-11-2009 12:15 PM

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p.s. Cats don't smoke cigarettes.

My cat does, Marlboro Red to be precise.

Wings of Fire 06-11-2009 12:15 PM

You disgust me.

joshkrz 06-11-2009 12:16 PM

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You disgust me.

By my cat, I mean that cat in my sig.

OddjobAbe 06-11-2009 12:16 PM

You're a fucking liar. You mean a real, living cat. You are destroying the lungs of a real, living creature. You disgust me.

joshkrz 06-11-2009 12:20 PM

If I did that, which I would never do that, a cat would not be able to actually smoke a cigarette anyway. It has no lips.

OANST 06-11-2009 12:21 PM

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If I did that, which I would never do that, a cat would not be able to actually smoke a cigarette anyway. It has no lips.

Exactly. Cats don't smoke cigarettes.

OddjobAbe 06-11-2009 12:22 PM

I think he's got it after all.

OANST 06-11-2009 12:22 PM

You said do do.

joshkrz 06-11-2009 12:23 PM

The whole thing with that logo is:

-Cats are by far the best pet
-I like smoking and it make a good unusual image with the cat

Is that what you want to hear, or was there something else you wanted?

OddjobAbe 06-11-2009 12:24 PM

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You said do do.

I appear to have rendered your post useless with my terribly quick edit.

OANST 06-11-2009 12:24 PM

They don't do that, though.

Change it back, oddjob. Change it the fuck back.

OddjobAbe 06-11-2009 12:26 PM

Oh, fuck I forgot what I wrote.

bobtheguy 06-11-2009 01:23 PM

dogs are better than cats :p but a cat would be a better logo for something.

joshkrz 06-11-2009 01:27 PM

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dogs are better than cats :p but a cat would be a better logo for something.

Opposite

A smoking cat would be better

Mac Sirloin 06-11-2009 01:32 PM

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Opposite

A smoking cat would be better

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Shut up. Shut the fuck up. Cats are shitty pets compared to dogs. I doubt you've ever owned a dog. Asshole.

OANST 06-11-2009 01:33 PM

Dogs do smoke cigarettes.

bobtheguy 06-11-2009 01:34 PM

The reason I don't like to be around cats is because I'm illergic to them, but they are okay....... but dogs are better

OddjobAbe 06-11-2009 01:35 PM

They are sly cretins.

Mac Sirloin 06-11-2009 01:39 PM

Steve French is the only Cat that I can think of that I like out of the top of my head. Excluding animated ones.

MA 06-11-2009 01:40 PM

they are the DOGS BOLLOCKS

see? see what i did there?
that was fucking terrible.

i prefer dogs, they stick by you and scare the shit out of people you dont like.

joshkrz 06-11-2009 01:43 PM

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Shut up. Shut the fuck up. Cats are shitty pets compared to dogs. I doubt you've ever owned a dog. Asshole.

I could say shut the fuck up to you too but I'm not going to because everyone is entitled to there own opinion.

I have owned two dogs. They require too much looking after and effort. Cats are chilled out, take themselves for a walk and clean themselves.

You will probably reply with:

"Dogs are less boring than cats and interact more with the owner."

Well valid point, there's no need to swear.

OANST 06-11-2009 01:46 PM

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I could say shut the fuck up to you too but I'm not going to because everyone is entitled to there own opinion.

I have owned two dogs. They require too much looking after and effort. Cats are chilled out, take themselves for a walk and clean themselves.

You will probably reply with:

"Dogs are less boring than cats and interact more with the owner."

Well valid point, there's no need to swear.

You know what your problem is? You think you need to reply and or defend your position when we are being silly.

Mac Sirloin 06-11-2009 01:46 PM

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I could say shut the fuck up to you too but I'm not going to because everyone is entitled to there own opinion.

I have owned two dogs. They require too much looking after and effort. Cats are chilled out, take themselves for a walk and clean themselves.

You will probably reply with:

"Dogs are less boring than cats and interact more with the owner."

Well valid point, there's no need to swear.

My response is that Cats are assholes. To paraphrase Nate:

"Dogs grow to love you. Cats grow to find you convenient."
And good luck intimidating intruders with a housecat.

Hell, the largest breed of Domesticated Cat, the Maine Coon, hasn't got shit on any medium sized dog. I'll be over here with Rottweillers and Bull Mastiffs.

Fucking cats.

bobtheguy 06-11-2009 01:49 PM

the end of school countdown morfed into why do we hate cats:p

joshkrz 06-11-2009 01:50 PM

I don't need protection from an animal. Cats love you the same as any pet.

Plus the unstable dogs that bite you when you try to stroke them. Nearly took my finger off.

My response: Fucking Dogs.

BTG: Not everyone hates cats. I don't hate dogs, I just do not like them very much.

Mac Sirloin 06-11-2009 01:52 PM

Why don't you try not petting every dog you see you goddamned maroon.

Jordan 06-11-2009 01:55 PM

You can see a dog is annoyed if it growls at you before you stroke it. Yet with a cat you can't tell whether it's happy or angry, and it ends up scratching you to bits.

MA 06-11-2009 01:57 PM

a cat bit me once.

:tard:

i dont like 'em.

joshkrz 06-11-2009 01:58 PM

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You can see a dog is annoyed if it growls at you before you stroke it. Yet with a cat you can't tell whether it's happy or angry, and it ends up scratching you to bits.

It wags its tail and hisses when it's angry and purrs when it's happy.

This dog showed no emotion, I had no clue as to whether it would bite me or not.

Anyway, I like cats the majority don't. Is that supposed to change my mind?

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a cat bit me once.

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i dont like 'em.

The difference is, you wont be taken to hospital or have to get a tetanus injection.

Mac Sirloin 06-11-2009 02:03 PM

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It wags its tail and hisses when it's angry and purrs when it's happy.

This dog showed no emotion, I had no clue as to whether it would bite me or not.

Anyway, I like cats the majority don't. Is that supposed to change my mind?



The difference is, you wont be taken to hospital or have to get a tetanus injection.

Dogs don't emote the same way people do. If it's mouth is closed and it's ears are raised but it's not making any noise, it probably doesn't want you to touch it. Dogs are unemotional or overtly antisocial when they don't trust you/aren't used to you.

joshkrz 06-11-2009 02:05 PM

That's probably why then but the dog owner ran off after so I'm guessing they were temperamental dogs anyway.