Greetin'.
 

Yes. I'm new...how are you all?

Well, I can say that I did wait a good 24 hours for this account to be activated, but I'm not the kind of person to bitch to those who have power. (The moderators. lol)

Erm. Yes. This is probably the second message board I've joined, the first got rather dry overtime. But I got into Oddworld during November past, I found my old PlayStation, went digging through some old games on eBay. Abe's Oddysee was one of them.

I spent the remainder going through the other games (minus the GameBoy blah blah blah.) And I'm absolutely in love with them. Abe's Oddysee being my best, mind you.

Well that's enough for my lecture. About me, hmm. Well people generally say I'm not a nice person, but I do try to be. ^_^ Usually, most of my replies consist of a **** off or something.

Well that's it. See you all around here.

your gonna fit in just fine here.

Hello there! Don't worry about this forum getting dry overtime, it gets dry on regular time.

For overtime we have a beast known only as Pilot.
And sometimes as Tinkly Winky

I'm guessing OWF has it's fair share of bastards then.

This will prove to be a most accurate assumption.

Not that I have anything against them, but does your forum have 'squeakers'? If I may examplify:

"wtf shut up ur a fckin noob xD".

God no, I think the intelligent trolls got rid of them years ago. Most of the mods here are pretty Nazi over shit like that.

Not that that's a bad thing by any stretch of the imagination.

Oh great!

It's amazing how some people can manage to connect to the internet, nevermind spell a a simple sentence.

Hypocrisy makes everything better.

Oh my god!

A typo! =P

You will slip on like a greased glove around here :D

Welcome!

INNUENDO!

Welcome. You seem fine, I suppose.

In your endo.

Same as above.

i dont know whether to laugh or cry.

Just piss yourself. It will amuse me.

is this a sort of fetish born when you shit yourself at school?

I'd like to see you fart with diaorhea.

And no, I just feel like giggling at the moment. My clown has died, you see. :(

i'm sure you would.

I'm sure there's at least one person here who has a fetish for that too. I mean really... someone who'd have loved to lick that sopping stinky offensive mess right off your leg and chew on your underpants afterward like a rabid ferret.

I'll now direct you to the Fetish thread.

This thread is about the noob, not me. And I'm not a beast, I'm just misunderstood. I need love.

I think I'm in love with your attitude.

Oh, you're a CAD fan too. That sure is great. Yes. My feelings are completely positive.

I'm so glad OANST left when he did. This probably would've been the final straw.

I was warning him about you for Gods sakes, anyway this is my noob. You've already had one this week.

Don't talk to Pilot and never accept any sweets he offers you, especially his gummy snake.

What? Buzz off pinko, you get ALL the Noobs! He's mine!

Wanna gummy snake?

I'll drive this dick out if I can. It'll make me feel better about OANST being gone.

Pilot, you haven't got shit on me you Astley lookin' maw-fucka.

It begins.

The power of the Rick Roll compells you!

Can we stop talking about wetshit now?

It began the second I logged in and saw "DixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixa naduDixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanadu DixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanaduDixanadu" in every fucking topic.

fucking TRUE!

YEEHAW!

You're just jealous because its not you; it's taken Newblood to revive all this discussion and you're sorry you didn't think of it.

Awwww...............

Is....is it just me or was his username different half an hour ago?

I have no idea. I just know that I don't like him and will make absolutely no effort to change that. My circle of "people here I like" closed when MA joined it like a week ago.

HE RESPONDED TO MY STORIES

YOU NEVER CALL

The answer to that question lies in a single click of my signature banner.

I'm merely making contributions to the forums? Does that offend you? I think there should be a new rule that states 'Do not reply into topics more than five times, because it will make people go like this ---> >=((((((' Notice the constant use of open brackets, it means it's a very angry face. Mellow out man, and who is OANST?

And also, what is CAD?

I'd love a gummy snake.

Guess what I just noticed

Dicks and doo

do ho ho

I hope this isn't a multi OANST made. That would be cruel.

OANST is our worst member ever.

Fuck double posting I'm grumpy.

OANST was a legend that had the whole forum sucking on his dick.

i'm still undetermined what to think of you, Dixywotsit.

Ah, I've been looking at some of his posts. Has he gone? He seemed quite a giggle.

Don't think of me, I'll be tempted to close my curtains.

Really? :D

You'd be the first person whom I didn't have to force to take it.

what the eyes dont see the heart dont mourn.

Hey no offense but I keep wanting to think you're a chick because of your avatar.