Happeh Birthdeh OANST!
 

1 year closer to 30... how does it feel?

Congrats :D.

Happy birthday, old chum. Don't go having any early mid-life crises on us.

HBTY, OANST

Jesus christ, it seems like we just did this.

/wrist.

Happy Birthday. Please read last years thread for something more detailed and meaningful.

Merry Birthmas OANST!

Happy birthday you redneck pummeling magnificent bastard.

EDIT, by coincidence, I CELEBRATED my birthday with my family today, in that they were in Washington all week.

Happy birthday, old man! May it be a fantastic day for you.

Happy Birthday! So how is the whole hair greying thing going?

Happy Birthday chap.

Happy Birthday dude.

Happy Birthday.

Happy Birthday.

Happy Birthday! As a present, I went back in time and changed your username to OANST. Also, I made you Necrum mod.

I hope you feel loved.

Oh man this caught me off guard.... I'm sorry I don't have a hacked photo of you taking it bareback. :(

May your guts become bloated with heavily frosted cake, and those horrible sugary letters that nobody likes.

Wow, I hope I still have birthdays when I'm that old!




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I deserve everything I get.


Happy birthday OANST!

Happy birthday OANST!

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear OANST...
Happy birthday to you..

Happy birthday, OANST! May your sun be blown out just like a candle, and may your sea burn like tar.
May your sky be rolled up just like a scroll, and may your blue moon drip with blood.

I'm afraid I can't think of anything else to fill up what would have been empty space.

Screw you Aslik - I have grey hairs but i'm 14...

Happy birthday anyway OANST, may the OWF be with you.

ABM

Happy birthday old man!

Happy birthday, most-liked member of the community. :P

- Rexy

Happy Birthday! OANST OWNS!

So so old....well happy bday anyways bud; someone grab his licsense quick before he thinks he can 'still' drive!

Don't worry. I haven't driven in years. Seriously.

Thanks, everyone.

Ahh bugger, forgot to do this before I went to sleep last night :) happy birthday Oh Great and Mighty Reformed Troll and Giver of Rep.

Why, Happy birthday OANST! Have some fun.:D

Strangely enough, when I opened this thread I was having such a shit day that I was moved almost to the point of tears.

God, what is wrong with me?

Well you come to the Oddworld Forums for one thing. And shared flaws can be quite beautiful.

Did my message evoke fear? I don't know about everyone else, but I wasn't looking to move you. I was looking to make you cry out of sheer fright.

Happy Birthday and many happy returns.

Always late to a party, me.

I wish I could say something smart and witty about OANST's age. But I fail.

This is true of your recent posts, yes.

Only I am allowed to insult me.

That is not a rule that I care to enforce.

That's so unfair because no-one can insult mod without getting their arse banned. (Except for other mods)

BTW: Can mods ban each-other?

You're kidding right? Did you see how much Havoc was bashed earlier? Stop with the damn victim reaction.

I had to have a look to see what you're talking about. It seems I don't usaully read threads about people's virginity.

The reason that mods don't get insulted like you is because they're not fucking stupid.

Which is also why you're not a mod. You know. Because, er, you're...Well, dumb, apparently.

Oh no! I broke your rule! Quick, someone ban me.

Havoc is not a moderator.