Official Petition for New Emoticon
Just had to give this a shot since I think this emoticon rocks and can be used in such a variety of places and situation it should not be missing from any forum.
http://i.fokzine.net/s/emo.gif Yay or nay? |
I'd prefer to see a fuzzle or grey faced emote.
|
What the fuck is that? A watchmen smilie?
|
WTF is it meant to be?
And, yes, I looked at the filename and saw that it was meant to be emo. I don't get why. And, frankly, emo culture and emo-bashing is soooo 2007. Stop living in the past, Havoc. |
It's called emo but it's mostly used as a emoticon that looks to be crying of laughter.
|
It looks like it's crying blood.
Also, either it's got patches on the corner, or some crappy jpeg artifacts. Either way, not pretty. |
I came in expecting a proposal to replace the grey emoticon set we have, and trying to keep open minded about that idea. I don’t like this emoticon. Artifacts aside (they can be cleaned up), this just doesn’t stand out as what it’s meant to, whether that’s emo or tears of laughter. Emoticons should be virtually as easy to read as text, not require some scrutiny.
But I’m not against implementing a ‘crying with laughter’ emoticon if someone wants to find or make a clearer one. |
I guess it looks better in it's native place :). Petition retracted, carry on people.
|
I can make emoticons. Send me specifications.
|
Don't you ever get tired of being called BM?
|
Best emoticon ever:
:hobo: It cannot be beaten. |
I like the grey emotes, they look nicer and fit oddworld better. I'd rather see grey emotes than the yellow ones we see everywhere these days.
|
Agreed.
|
Sudo grey emoticons.
ABM |
You mean pseudo, right?
|
He said sudo and that's what he meant, damn you.
Somebody has never used a unix operating system. |
No you spoon I meant suuudooo
|
|
sudoku?
|
:
|
sudo aptitude install owfspambot
|
I petition that the new smiley be a can of soda. The shortcut for it will be "Number".
It's such a dick move. |
Why, what are you intending to do? Stick your dick into the soda can? That would surely do a number on ya, though I wouldn't want to move it very much while it was in there.
|
:
|
LOL I read that as 'peeing over a bathroom stall'
You so cwazy! The can would inhibit that silly. |
I should have foreseen that problem.
|
Well... the real problem is the pee pressure would build up to the point to make the soda can go bursting forth off his penis in a fashion a la shaking up a soda can and throwing it.
Can you see it spurting and shooting around in self-propelled circles through the air, getting everything wet? |
You need some way of building up air pressure. The new wave of dick powered can launchers is just beyond the horizon.
EDIT: I can't believe me and Pilot just came to the same conclusion at the same time D:. |
Just pee really hard into it. http://i.fokzine.net/s/emo.gif
|
But if your dick didn't have a tight enough fit it'd just overflow.
|
:
|
This sounds like a fantastic idea! Especially the part where the sharp metal comes tearing off your penis. In both senses of the word ‘tearing’. And a third sense, if you pronounce it wrong.
|
:
I have been corrupted by Pilot D: |
:
At least the *cough* big boys can press the tip into the opening to build up pressure even if it won't fit inside. Even into a Mickey's Wide Mouth can. I think we're all missing the point here though. Pee Pressure is best used for eroding terds that get left unflushed in public bathroom stalls. This is most likely what OANST was looking for peering over the stalls in the first place. Anyway, pressing on... |
:
|
It should be noted that I acknowledged that no pubescent man here could ever fit their dick into a normal sized can before I posted, and I was assuming a hypothetical can, my problem is that dicks aren't usually the same shape as a can-hole.
|
What the fuck, guys.
|
:
|
My thread... :eek:
|
Kastere needs a spanking.
Homemade Pee Rockets. Good lord. |