Guess who's back.
 

Yeah it's me. The most annoying member on owf.
Thanx to everyone who posted on blog message to AlienMagi.
And the most SPECIAL thanx goes to Hobo. Banned me for a month and a half for a 1 year old spam I made...

Anyways... Hi again

It is very good to see you. So very, very good. I can't describe how much I will enjoy your return.

You give yourself too much 'tention, brodawg.

Every one of the candies here knows that the mos' 'noyin' members be the ones who prove they worth on tha field of Rock Shambles Battlefire.

I cant describe how much I dont know you.

most annoying member? that seems rather egotistical, doesn't it? :P

See? He's annoying you already.

Oooh, oooh, oooh! O.K.! I didn’t read the original post, so I’m just make guesses here; tell me if I’m wrong or warm or whatever… Is it Mutual Friend?

Wow. Just wow.

My genuine first thought when I saw the thread title on the main page.

Damnit.

*swearing uncontrollably*

I'd be careful with what you call yourself, you'll get a subtitle like OANST's, but then again, didn't he want it?

Well it's only a matter of time before Hobo finds another excuse to ban you, so tread lightly.
Other than that, welcome back.

No, we had to force OANST’s new custom title down his throat.

Why do you keep coming back? I mean seriously.

The same reason that viruses, stuble and the bush family do.
I kid.

Stubble is oft desirable, viruses give an immune system backbone and if it wasn't for bad presidents America wouldn't know a good one when they see him/her.

I rather think a comparison to Uwe Boll is more appropriate.

AlienMagi, you are my king,
My lord, my one and only,
I want to cry out into the night from rooftops
That I wish you would spend all time with me.

Please don't ever cross Hobo further,
I don't think that I could stand to lose you more,
So just behave and post sensibly,
Or just don't ever post again.

I wouldn't have minded so much if you hadn't used a dildo to get in there. That was...... uncomfortable.

Oh my god I think I love you I've missed you so much

Well you wouldn’t open your mouth for anything else.

It was the lecherous sneer on your face that made it unbearable.

AlienMagi should have a custom title like that. I demand this.

Welcome back... For now.

No, don't give him the satisfaction. I'll get jealous and start crying.

Hey, Postal was alright, bro.

And his new movie ain't bad, neither.

Funny how that put a smile on my face. All of us are creepy!

Anyone want me to take care of him?

You know, as in "take care of him" ?

You're going to have sex with him?


Yes, I do want you to do that.

A simple ''Welcome back'' would be enough mojo

But a simple "Welcome back" isn't how we do it here.

'marked down'

Dick...


Oh, and, umm... Well, err...

Welcome back

I don't think so mojo.... are you desperate?

Hey AlienMagi, welcome back to OWF (OddWorld Fags) Yout seem like you'll be loads of fun! :D

P.S. If you need someone to 'take care' of you....... *mimics talking on telephone with hands*

Call me.

Exactly.

I love the fact that a few people just said that they don't want AM to post ever again, and he got upset over the idea of Mojo having sex with him.

Interesting?

Welcome back.

- Rexy

Well, I think it should be fon to see an "Alien" on the receiving end of an Anal Probe :P...

In case you don't get it AM, he means a penis. His penis.

Hey I'm returning too! I remember you from the 'good ol' days'. I doubt you remeber me though...

Happy happy happy!

OWF is finally becoming whole again. SOMEONE GET ME A FUCKING TISSUE.

It will only be whole when Pat comes back

I recently did a search and read a ton of Pat's posts. Good times.

Oh fuck, you just made me remember my welcome thread.

God damn it.