Alcar, FAG? OMFG!
 

Maybe, I'm blind for not seeing it before but when the fuck did the old man become the mod of the Necrum Burial Mounds?

Two days, nineteen hours and thirty minutes ago.

Now he can see the contents of Employee Lounge himself, without needing someone else to tell him. Oh, the joy!

Someone needs to water the dead, you know.

OWF has little Necrumancy. Instead, the flesh of the dead gives rise to oanst fiends. Hopefully the big kahuna himself can keep them in line.

Fuck, I wanted Ghost to be mod, not OANST.

I quit.

pix of porn thread plz

Bye, Officer Feelgood.

Uhhh... not really. Necrum mod does not earn that privelege until (s)he proves how efficient a mod (s)he can be in that little niche.

Ohhhhhh, OANST isn’t actually a mod. You’ve just changed his title and added him to the NBG description.

Very cunning.

I think I've been extremely efficient. I have to date had no problems with any of the members posting in my domain.

Are you kidding? Your forum is full of spam and pointless threads...

But none of it ORIGINATED in my forum. All of it came from all you other mod's areas. Once it comes to me I keep the sons of bitches on lockdown. No tomfoolery in my forum. No, sir.

touché...

May God have mercy on those poor ghosts in that graveyard :tard:

By the way, I think I should be Fan Corner Moderator. I think Splat and I would work well together. You know, just consider it.

I believe I remember you saying that you hated all forms of fan fiction. Is this true? HMMMMM?

Did I say that? Nooooooooo.... I would never ban everyone who posted in that forum. I would never do that. I really like fanfics and I think it is an excellent use of a person's time. Really. I wouldn't ban them.


Yes, I would.

OANST, you would ban the entire forum. Repeatedly.

Come on, now. I've been a good boy. I can only be called a troll in the very loosest of terms lately.

True. Methinks you've relaxed a lot especially looking at the old threads. That doesn't stop the fact that I know, deep down, you still want to make people cry.

Edit: And that is why we love you.

Before I looked at OANST’s public profile page a couple of days ago, I didn’t know that the list of infractions it prints (which I can see on public profile pages) could run to two pages.

I can't be the only one. Can I? No. Can't be. Can it?


I can't be considered the worst member here. That just isn't possible.

I tried using the Admin CP to list members’ numbers of infractions, but without database access I don’t think I can. So yes, you are our worst member ever. Now get into your dump.

That should be my custom title.

Edit: You actually did it. Apparently I have a "ask and you shall receive" system worked out with the mods now. Don't worry. I'll wear my badge proudly.

Not worked out, and not mods plural. I’m just bored with power/essay writing. But do feel free to keep asking.

I asked to be a mod and Nate made me a sort of scarecrow of a mod. No actual power but if you don't look too close I sort of appear to be one and I may even smell like one.

Choose your third wish only after the utmost consideration—and remembering that Peter’s the one due to be granting it.

This is going to take some consideration. I'll have to get back to you on this one.

You just need to make sure I've had a few bottles of wine.

Alcar...

When I saw the new title, the first thing I thought of was

I seriously thought Film Actors Guild too.

I feel dirty that I did. I wish I didn't.

It's funny how OANST's status text underneath his custom sig is brighter than Havoc.

Does that make the Daily Tiger the old bastard whose power and influence is fading faster than his thrusts at night?

Actually his status text is the exact same colour, have your eyes checked.

And wtf?

Ok then, it looks more impressive because it's two lines.

Fading thrusts, fading thrusts...

I have now been banned from the Doublefine forum. This frees me up to spend more time here! You fuckers have my undivided attention!

Oh dear. What did you get up to there?

Links, please.

Actually, all I did was disagree with the admin in saying that it was the greatest forum on the internet. I wouldn't have bothered if the guy hadn't been dead serious about it. I said that we should probably stop onanizing ourselves over a forum that gets four posts a day. Especially when those posts are all by the administrator trying to let the nonexistent members know what all of his rules are. Next thing I know, the post is deleted and I am banned. Oh, well. That place has less activity than we do.

But it sounds funnier.