You're all products of our imagination!
 

No, I'm not talking about the Matrix.

I'm talking about the OWF's next lame-game.

It's pretty simple-you turn other Oddworld Forumites into products of any type.

I.E.

Food:
Havoc Hunkies. "Pure tigers haunches."
Rich Retch. "Ate bad food? Let it out and get it over with."
Mitsur Mash.
etc.

It doesn't have to be food.

Kinda lame, but I got bored.

NEW OBJECTIVE: Since everybody like food so much, Make sure to make recipes so we know how to make the crap.

The only thing you can do for me is 'Leto Laxatives'.

Shitty Spirrow Spamcakes.

Easy.

Leto Lumps. "Blobby."
Glowi Chops. "Yummy."
Maid Munchies. "Delicious."

EDIT:
Bloated Ghost Pies. "Disgusting."

Mother Ghost's Personal PMS Reduction Tablets

Ghost's Loli-Cake

Easy again.

Ghost-ing Frost-ing "Fake."
Mama Mitsur smack snacks. "Made with 100% pure Mitsur meat."
Sander Sandies. "Like cookies."

WoFfles?

Spirroids—now banned from all major sports events!

Super Munchies! This product will shortly be rebranding.

p.s.
Buffalo Wings of Fire
Hotter than a Staffordshire man in Glasgow!

olol Max.

Here's one for YOU:

Max Mugs

Ooh, ooh.

No fucking way in hell am I ever being a mother.

Don't worry, there is Loli Ghost's Don't Touch Me! Protection Pills just for your market.

Nate's Nuggets.

Need I say more?

Chubfish. It's edible!

Al's Lolipops!

Hobo's - Your homeless cereal!

Leto: For Fast, Effective Relief.

100% Virgin Al-ive Oil

Golden-Dipt® Mug Nuggets

Any don't forget to try new Frosted Chubfish. "Mommy... It's edible?" No, "Mommy, It's Edible!"

Burgldterds Beefy Chunks: They're Old and not so tasty.
*Now with corn!*

Oddsville- A retirement home for the retarded...

*feel free to think of something better*

This is a long shot but....

Oddsville:

McDodd's Villet O' Fuzzle (Think Fillet!)

pie lot: the most delicious product we had , unfortunate for u ,they all have been chub-ed like fish , u can take the ghostly white donuts.
wings of pizza: all birds are extinct , they have all been eaten.

You stole my idea.

McDoddvalds. "I'm hatin' it."

Pi-fillet. "WTF!" (Work-Time Fun!)

Max's Homemade meat fluids. "Good to the last Slop."

T-nuts P-nuts. "Picked fresh by T-nex."

Ambi Fillet. "Fish right out of the water." (Some of you may not know Ambi.)

Noone has one for me? You people suck.

From the inventors of ‘Sweet and Sour’:
Cold and Hot!

“Wow! It’s so tasty!!”
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:tard:

Remember!
Cold and Hot: So Tasty!

Alcar-Brand Condoms - "They'll never work!"

Someone do me. All I can come up with is Kababs and Klown Kakes.

Kastere Oil: It'll make ya squirt.

The first thing that popped into my head was Kastectomy. It’s a radical procedure.

Oh, R1Y?
Old and Not So Pasty Pastries. "Made for old men...from old men."

KastKakes. "Not to fast."

Mitsur Blitsurs. "Tough on the mouth...Tougher on the Tummy...Toughest on the way out!"

What about Oanst's Oysters? They're home grown.

Or simply:

Roanst Oanst

now in stores , the worst story ever told.
told and not so new.

New from OANST Co. - Old and Not so tasty peanuts! "Picked fresh-- 23 years ago!"

Actually 27 I fink.

OANST's Hair Lube. "Use it or lose it."

Recipe:
One Oanst
One gallon of melted lard
One centipede
One bucket of crap (food scraps, urine, tiger excrement.)

1: Bludgeon the Oanst to death and throw him in a giant blender.:D
2: Dump the lard in.
3: Throw the centripede in.
4: Finally throw the crap in.
5: Puree for half an hour.
6: Package in tubes and sell(at cheap prices).

Am I detecting a smidgen of OANST hate?

Nooo. That can't be. I'm everyone's favorite. I'm the wild card.

Bullet Magnet is the brains.

Nate is the muscle.

In other words, you people really need to make me a mod. Only then will the circle be complete.

I demand to be a commodity.

Nemo's Dream Cakes: You'll float away on an adventure of flavor.

Nemo's Niblets: Nibble on this!

Why am I in every OP of your topics, Spirrow?

Hotwings, which Havoc Sauce (Is it spicy? Or something else)

I like, I like very much.

Mitsurssipi Mud Pie, just like mama used to make.

Is that what we're going to call it when we ban him from the forums?

When we IP-ban him from the Forums, yes.