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Leto 06-14-2008 03:08 PM

Sex
 
When did you last have it? How did you rate it out of 5?

If you're single/partnerless, rate your last wank out of 5.

last intercourse: 3.5/5. could've been better, not too long, but was still nice

Wings of Fire 06-14-2008 03:19 PM

My last wank was at around 4pm and I rate it a 4.5 out of 5, quite long and I had a good release.

Protip: Never wank while wearing a black shirt.

Havoc 06-14-2008 03:21 PM

Last intercourse: 4/5. Started out a bit slow but quickly improved...

DarkHoodness 06-14-2008 04:02 PM

My last intercourse was too long ago due to the absence of my partner. The fact that I don't remember it so well compared to other, more memorable "sessions" I had probably shows how much I take it for granted, though. . . Which is a bad thing. :S

I'll give it 3.9/5. Despite the fact that we'd know it would be our last for a while, it wasn't too spectacular and didn't bring anything new into the equation, but it did feel very good and satisfying while strongly reminding us both of our mental bonds. . .

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Protip: Never wank while wearing a black shirt.

I know that all too well. :P Warm water works best as temporary cleaning.

Leto 06-14-2008 04:05 PM

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My last intercourse was too long ago due to the absence of my partner. The fact that I don't remember it so well compared to other, more memorable "sessions" I had probably shows how much I take it for granted, though. . . Which is a bad thing. :S

I'll give it 3.9/5. Despite the fact that we'd know it would be our last for a while, it wasn't too spectacular and didn't bring anything new into the equation, but it did feel very good and satisfying while strongly reminding us both of our mental bonds. . .
aw soz, I forgot about you since your last blog where you mentioned it. :( I know exactly how you feel about that, as it's happened to me when my girlfriend has gone away for a while... You seem to do it out of loving obligation knowing you're not going to do it again for a while, but because it started like that it's nowhere near as noteworthy/spontaeneous/spectacular.


...memorable sessions ftw :D

Jordan 06-14-2008 04:17 PM

...The things you guys come up with, absolutely disgusting. And I love you for it.

Eh, mine wasn't bad, pretty long. 4/5.

WAITWHUT. I mean wank, surely I'm not having intercourse at this age.

Wil 06-14-2008 04:46 PM

My last intercourse is not something I’d like to think back to, as much glee as Peter and Charlie may take from it. Last wank was all right, I guess; I’ll award it 3.5 outta 5. It was nothing special, except that I did it at work.

Strike Witch 06-14-2008 04:57 PM

Last intercourse...maybe, what, 2 nights ago?

Not really very much sex, just a little lickin' and a little kissin', then sleeping in a sweaty tangle for the night.

Alcar 06-14-2008 05:00 PM

Last sex? Last weekend. I give it a 0. I'd had more than three bottles of wine, and then stupidly slept with the next human I encountered. Happened to be my roommate.

WORST MISTAKE IN MY LIFE

Although I give the last wank I had a full 5! Shower wanks are the best :D

Alcar...

DarkHoodness 06-14-2008 06:04 PM

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aw soz, I forgot about you since your last blog where you mentioned it. :( I know exactly how you feel about that, as it's happened to me when my girlfriend has gone away for a while... You seem to do it out of loving obligation knowing you're not going to do it again for a while, but because it started like that it's nowhere near as noteworthy/spontaeneous/spectacular.

I (might) be getting her back on the 25th. :P But thanks for the sympathy anyway - They say that time apart makes the heart grow fonder. . . And yeah, it was kind of like how you described.

Sessions like that really make you appreciate each other, though.

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...memorable sessions ftw :D
Indeed. :P

Bullet Magnet 06-14-2008 06:32 PM

I've elected to become chaste for equal parts experimental purposes and general circumstance.


Okay, I lied, the ratio is far from 1:1.

Nate 06-14-2008 07:27 PM

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Although I give the last wank I had a full 5! Shower wanks are the best :D

So lucky that you're in a country where you're allowed to do that. I've never showerwanked.

Last sex would be... a little under 3 months ago. 'twas the best sex I've ever had... whilst still also not being all that good. How depressing. 3.5/5

used:) 06-14-2008 07:48 PM

Wank: 1/5. Nervous twitch. Nothing more, and it was two days since my last one.

mudling 06-14-2008 08:48 PM

Never, virgin, am 16, but planning on keeping my virginity for someone I actually care about.
About wanking, I'd say pretty bleak, 1's or twos.

Leto 06-14-2008 10:53 PM

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I've elected to become chaste for equal parts experimental purposes and general circumstance.


Okay, I lied, the ratio is far from 1:1.
frigidjokes (smileyface, actual smilies show through spoilertags 0.o)

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So lucky that you're in a country where you're allowed to do that. I've never showerwanked.
WAT. WAT. Fuck your country. Do it. Stick it to the man, stick it all the way up his arse.

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'twas the best sex I've ever had... whilst still also not being all that good. How depressing. 3.5/5
and confusage.

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About wanking, I'd say pretty bleak, 1's or twos.
Haven't been wanking to the right stuff.

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Happened to be my roommate.

WORST MISTAKE IN MY LIFE
eeeeeeeeeeee :| but for wanks: :D

had some nice foreplay that lead no nowhere just before, man was it good. mmmmm 4.3/5

OddjobAbe 06-15-2008 03:49 AM

Last intercourse was last night. 5/5. That wife sure knows how to please a fellow.

Although I don't think I'll describe any further. The wife would not appreciate it.

Amakir 06-15-2008 04:47 AM

But OMG a useles and disgusting thread.

T-nex 06-15-2008 06:08 AM

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But OMG a useles and disgusting thread.

But OMG a useless and disgusting post.


Anyway... 6 months ago? :P The downside of having a BF that lives on the other side of the ocean. But I'm gonna visit him in 2 weeks anyway so I'm fine ^^ I rate last time 3/5. Alright. but... There are lots of things I wanted to try that I didn't!


Also I dont really wank... Cos I find it boring.

Jordan 06-15-2008 06:57 AM

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But OMG a useles and disgusting thread.

Shut up. If you're offended, get out.

2/5. Short, boring. And I'm disappointed.

DarkHoodness 06-15-2008 06:58 AM

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Also I dont really wank... Cos I find it boring.

But it helps to quell and calm the raging beast. . . :P But I suppose it's different with women anyway.

(And besides, I look foward to the time when I don't have to do it anymore.)

Laser 06-15-2008 07:24 AM

feh, yesterday 3/5

Pretty average really, wanking I mean

Anonyman! 06-15-2008 09:50 AM

My wank lasted a total of one minute. I was rubbing, started feeling tingly, and just shot. I was so shocked I didn't even notice the orgasm. 1/5

Last sex was a few weeks ago due to the absence of possible mates in my area. Nothing special, though the aftermath was so lulzy I'd give it a 3/5.

Wil 06-15-2008 11:06 AM

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I've elected to become chaste.

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Bullet Magnet 06-15-2008 12:01 PM

Yep. It's all off limits, baby.

abe is now! 06-15-2008 12:24 PM

My last wank was yesterday about 4,30 P.M. I have a wank every day and I will never have sex. I'm too much ugly XD!!!

Jordan 06-15-2008 12:30 PM

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My last wank was yesterday about 4,30 P.M. I have a wank every day and I will never have sex. I'm too much ugly XD!!!

Trust me dude, you will end up having sex eventually. I can't fucking wait till I can.

abe is now! 06-15-2008 12:43 PM

Well, I am a shitty boy... how could I have sex? But I don't care about that, I can live also without sex.

Wings of Fire 06-15-2008 12:49 PM

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Well, I am a shitty boy... how could I have sex? But I don't care about that, I can live also without sex.

You. Are. Not. Ugly.

We've already been through this on WDYLL, you'll find a nice girl when they stop being popularity obsessed dingbats.

Very nearly had phone sex, 5/5.

abe is now! 06-15-2008 12:57 PM

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We've already been through this on WDYLL, you'll find a nice girl when they stop being popularity obsessed dingbats.

This is what my only two friends tell me, but I don't believe them. I don't want to live with this illusion. And girls? Where can I find a girl in this town? I could find some girls in Turin, but while I'm waiting... masturbation.

Hobo 06-15-2008 01:51 PM

10 months ago. I WINNAR.

If i see any more angst in this thread I'm going to ban.

Rex Tirano 06-15-2008 01:51 PM

Seks - 3.5/5

Masturbation - 4/5

Teehee. Girls do it too.

- Rexy

Wil 06-15-2008 03:08 PM

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Yes, I saw that and was impressed. Pleeeeeeease.

Nate 06-15-2008 05:37 PM

Abe is Now: Leaving aside all the complements you got when you posted in WDYLL, you're 14! The chances of anyone having sex at that age are extremely low and in most cases (Alcar aside), they're lying.

It'll happen for you when it happens. Probably sooner than it did for me.

Leto 06-15-2008 09:25 PM

I know quite a few people who lost it at 14 (not me lol, 15) but they were labelled as sluts at that age... even if it was like, a long commitment as opposed to one night stand.

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Teehee. Girls do it too.
that they do :D go you for owning up!

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Very nearly had phone sex, 5/5.
define nearly? actually...

last wank: 2/5. not worth it.

Jordan 06-15-2008 10:37 PM

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Seks - 3.5/5

Masturbation - 4/5

Teehee. Girls do it too.

- Rexy

Rexy aren't you naughty. :evil:

5/5. I HAD FUCKING LUBE BABY.

abe is now! 06-16-2008 03:56 AM

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Abe is Now: Leaving aside all the complements you got when you posted in WDYLL, you're 14! The chances of anyone having sex at that age are extremely low and in most cases (Alcar aside), they're lying.

It'll happen for you when it happens. Probably sooner than it did for me.

I was talking about my future, I know I can't have sex now.

Anyway last wank was about two hours ago. I had better wanks... This one killed me.

Rex Tirano 06-16-2008 04:14 AM

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Rexy aren't you naughty. :evil:

Yes. Yes I am. :p

- Rexy

Jordan 06-16-2008 10:02 AM

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I was talking about my future, I know I can't have sex now.

Anyway last wank was about two hours ago. I had better wanks... This one killed me.

It... Killed you? What the hell have you been eating boy?

abe is now! 06-16-2008 10:11 AM

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It... Killed you? What the hell have you been eating boy?

I meant that after that wank I felt exhausted.

Oddsville 06-16-2008 10:38 AM

Hmm.. my last sexy time was about a week ago with my ex, yes I am ashamed; but when you go two years in a fire academy surrounded my a bunch of guys *and one girl the could probalby make you feel like the girl* you take it asap when you get out.

3.5/5