News
BM mod.
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That happened over 12 hours ago!
This news is outrageously old! |
I would like to thank the dancing girls, the confetti throwers and whoever arranged the flock of white doves for making this announcement so enthusiastic and welcoming. Hooray for me!
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awww fuck!
what the hell am I going to do with the Mod suvivor island now? I'm sorry BM but its too late for you to be entered now without ruining the entire system :( |
Well then. Everyone else will have suffered terrible fates, the "winner" will be stranded on an island, which just leaves me to deal with you herberts.
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Seems like some sort of joke that Alcar has devised while drunk, just like Nate had said. It would be interesting to see if the most popular member on OWF would last on that island.
EDIT: Oh, and congrats BM. |
Congrats to Bm. I thought he would get to be a mod soon enough.
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In other news, AlienMagi is to become our latest Administrator. All glory to his probe!
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LMFAO...
Hobo would rather nuke the servers then let Allienmagi run this joint :P. |
And yet if Peter does eventually make horizontal postbits mandatory, he’s going to have to find someone to be admins, because Nate and I won’t be about.
That should get you drooling. |
I'll do it.
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Luckily I <3 horizontal postbits.
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Then you are a deviant who must be destroyed.
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I've been using horizontal postbits since I joined. :D
In other news: Congrats. |
This proves that rep on owf IS penis size. Hate to be reared by BM.
Mines about right. |
Rep had nothing to do with it.
Alcohol, on the other hand... |
your penis however, is a total two legoblocks larger than mine. How can you sleep at night with that thing in your jocks?
Peter you're such a drunk :p |
This is just what I'd expect from some flock of drama-dependent, fascist elitists like you guys.
I'm so done with this place... |
Wow, good job, had no idea, that's why I was wondering why he'd be on the mod survivor island.
You definatly deserve it, goodjob! |
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Congratz. |
Congrats. I knew this'd happen though
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But it must be a kinda stressy job to be a mod. |
I'm glad to welcome you to the team BM... :D
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Thanks everyone who congratulated me here and on my splog. And everyone else.
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congragulatioens BM! (i wanted to type wrong)
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Baaawww, I really AM the forgotten mod :(... NEWAYZ, Congratz, BM! For now... |
Congratulations Bullet Magnet, I can't think of anyone better suited to the position than you :)
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No one seems to be remotely as outraged as we were drunkenly hoping. We were expecting accusations of scandal and foul play. I guess we’ve chased away all the sensitive types already.
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You mean I was just part of a prank to piss off all the members?
Aww. |
Well Max we were all probably expecting that BM would become a mod.
Thus, if you chose someone more outragous like...Cream for instance and turned her into a "Mod" then their would be more outrage |
I got a question. Do you have to ask kindly to become a Mod, or how does it work?
Just wonder. I don't really wanna become one... |
Then why ask the question? :/
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What you have to do is be invited by one of the current staffers to a real-life meeting in an undisclosed location. There you find yourself unwittingly engaged in a really weird initiation ceremony. Mine involved a condom filled with Tabasco Sauce and one of those power socket converters you take on holiday with you to foreign countries so you can bring your appliances with you. It was quite bizarre and disturbing, not really worth it to become moderator, to be honest. Beyond that, I'm not actually allowed to disclose the details. For legal reasons. Or else the rest of the staff could get into trouble.
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Only if you're reckless about your curiosity.
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Matriar wants to be a mod!
Anyway, congrats BM... I thought it was weird it didnt already happen though. O well. |