One of my big secrets
 

Ok im going to tell everyone one of my BIGGEST secrets, Abe is now! should know this, i have a crush on Abe. <:-)

I really fancy Stranger.

I used to like him.

Here's a big secret of mine:

You're the worst fucking poster ever. You make abe is now! look awesome.

Ban me now.

But Abe is now! is awesome.

Another fucking pisstaking.

Of course!

I know...

You know, I feel less weird being with you people every single day.

And now look back on your childlike ways with embarrassment?

I have a crush on sligs. ALL of them. Totally.

Oh, go back to your train tracks.






:pirate:

are you an abeaphile or something?

QFT.

This is an insane conversation.

That would be because of the moronic topic :).

I fantasize about Molluck the glukkon. Naked.

Don't we all, T-nex?

Next time for a topic like this, please use the blog feature, Cream.

I did too Cream. But it was a long time ago I never told anyone. :fuzblink: I've grown out of him now but still play the games. :)

I never ever ever thought about it that way.

My mind is forever poisoned.

Okay, that's it. I'm curious and find it very weird, so I want answers!

Can someone tell me - I know there's not much wrong with it 'cause it doesn't harm anyone and most of the time it's purely innocent, but what *IS* it with people finding Oddworld creatures sexy? I've seen it happen often!

I mean, sure, I once humanised a mudokon once and made it female (Anyone remember my character Blue from the ancient versions of the Oddworld RPG from the EzBoard days of 2001? Probably not. :P). But the only parts I actually found 'appealing' were the human features that I added. Most Oddworld creatures are really hideous in terms of sex appeal - Why do people fantasize about them?

EDIT:
And yes, I'm perfectly aware that some of you are joking. This is a question in general, rather than directed at this topic.

what i want to know is :

what makes abe so sexy? ;)

his little brown loin cloth and pony tail......ooo.

His massive eyes, disgusting back and severe anorexia doesn't put appeal to you at all?

I'd pay to see him do the Napoleon Dynamite dance.

Maybe we should dress Hobo up as Abe sometime....

Oh..My god..Im..Poisoned. :s

I am madly in love with Toast. There I said it!

Well i dont know i think it's his big eyes and shick lips i just think his cute. And no i dont care about his back i care about his legs, arms and face. :love:

I'd hit it!

/manly

Charlie's fine as he is.

Alcar...

Oh! Finally a thread where I can get out my true feelings!

I think think The Shrink is a ttl haw t

I like the idea of fuzzles angrily biting my cock.

His loincloth. You dont know WHAT is under there.

I nearly died of laughter at that fuzzle comment.

I never fantasised about any of the Oddworld characters, there is nothing appealing about them at all.

This would be because you're a straight male :).

There's simply nothing for the straight man in Oddworld until those h0t p1ccys of Skillya and Sam begin circulation. :D.

Or Jo Momma. You can't forget Jo Momma.

Jo Momma? *Gets mental image* AAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT!!!!!! AAAH!!

I could never forget Jo Momma.

*Buddum tshh*

.....I feel dirty.

Ahhh.. Cmon.. What about Maggie?? ;) She's pretty darn hot, don't you think?

Not in the least.

What's wrong with you people? We need a poll on this later I think.

And, as an experiment...what do you guys think of Scrabs?

I see a Scrab as an incredibly potent sexual symbol due to its nobleness, raw power and the bloody shape of the thing.

Being borderline bi is fun ^^.

Great abs, too...

And those sharp, spikelike legs! Great for ramming up teh bum. once the bleeding stops it kinda feels like shaving the insides of your intestines, only in a good way

Dont get me started on their beaks

I actually had an erotic dream about a Vykkers, once. Freaked me right out. Weird thing is, in the dream, it rejected me!

Grubbs. Seriously. Phwoar. Nothing more phallicious.