What happens if Oddworld was real what would you think
 

I think it would be awsome becouse you would not know what would happen becouse of the enviement would be full of Scrabs and Paramites and other stuff you could be dead or befriend the things around you.

Methinks this should be in OD.

Methinks this should be in Necrum but I'll send it to OD and let Max decide.

Keylid, please read the forum descriptions before spamming and making yourself look like a n00b.

That’s not my version of awesome.

If Oddworld were real, and we knew about it, fundamentalists would seem even more ridiculous in their claims that humans were specially forged and are supreme and singular in the universe. Also, we could have Oddworld–Citizen Siege crossovers.

I'd hate it. the glukkons would find Earth and screw it up even more.

Do you think we might see Abe anywhere in Citizen Siege. Like, on a magazine cover in the Shell Garage or something?

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Awesome!
We could taste paramite pie :P
And we could have s*x with sligs ;D

Oh, be nice! At leat, unlike the other n00bs, he can speak with some level of grammer, and writes more then 2 words per post. He hasn't done anything wrong, as far as I can see.

Anyways, do you mean if we lived in Oddworld, or if Oddworld was real, but we still lived on Earth?

If the former, then I imagine that we wouldn't be human anymore.

If thats the case, then life would be pretty good as a Paramite, pack-hunting Mudokens and like, having a hand on your head and all.

Ahh, like in Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, which actually had nothing to do with Final Fantasy, but there were some Chocobo referances and the like. That would be pretty cool.

Oooo, I hadn't thought of Oddworldian food- are we in pre-meech-extiction-oddworld, because I'm sure that a Meech munchiw would go down a treat :)!

As for sexual practices... :/

whats going on in your mind?!

Err you know there is E on * right?

... I get the feeling that he may have guessed that, yes.

Maybe, just maybe, he was confused as to your sexual inclinations.

I can't help myself... Sligs are sexy ;D

I'm beginning to think maybe you're confused in your own sexual inclinations?

Nope I'm not confused.
My sexual inclinations are just diffrent...

No more discussion of Slig sex/attraction/romance.

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS TOLERABLE.

I'd go crazy and get me a pet Slog! :D
I'd get it to eat my stupid neighbor's stupid dogs.

well if i was an Oddworld inhabitant, i would probably get screwed over and be a Fleech.... if i had the choice i would like to be a parimite or a slig, they seam to live happy lives.

I would see the Great Raisin! :fuzgrin:
He's my favorite Oddworld character.

Im pretty sure if OW was real all farts would be taxed, instead of just talking about it.

Sex? When has sex ever been a censorable word?

Since 9.17 yesterday.

I vote native mudokon. They don't really seem to be all that bothered. They're the closest to the everyday human.

I just don't want to get another infraction...

I'd love being a slig. That way I can hide my hideous face. I've always wanted to do that.
As for living in Oddworld life would be nice as long as humans never met glukkons. So many problems if that happened.

i would have some fuzzles, they are cute XD

I would have a pet scrab, but train it to be loyal and stuff and not eat me. Then I'd get it to eat my enemies!

Why the smeg can't some of you say its not cool becouse Earth helps mudokens they help us its a 50/50 chance you smeg heads and don't judge my spelling i don't talk about yours.

But how would they help us? They're not exactly in a powerful position at the moment.

And, secondly, everyone please stop being nasty about Keylid's English.
Keylid: please put more effort into your posts; it's very difficult to understand what you're trying to say.

I'd help Abe to stop Global Warming. And I'd put Trouts and Graylings in Mongo River.

Abe is now!
Someone infracted me with THIS in the Global warming thread:
What’s the point in solving problems, the universe is doomed anyway.

It's what I'd have done if Oddworld was a real world.

As you say

Well Oddworld would help us if are own planet was destroyed e live thier and do not do what we did to earth and live like the Mudokens and stay in peace plus don't kill a Scrab or Paramite they are scacred.

I'd appear and then say "...OH S*IT A SCR-" *scrunch*

What do you mean by "real"? Real as in, an actual planet probably light-years away which it would be impossible to get to any time soon, or real as in existing here on Earth?

I'm guessing nothing extraordinary would happen to the wildlife. The scrabs and paramites and whatnot wouldn't be treated very different from other big predators - allowed to exist in the wild, occasionally hunted, and perhaps kept in captivity for research purposes and such.
As for the intelligent races, there'd probably be tons of conflict between them and humans. They would be accepted, perhaps, and even respected by some, and yet others would consider them to be beneath themselves. Pretty much the same things different human races used to do/feel about each other. I'm guessing there are many ways human technology could help Oddworld inhabitants; Glukkons could dress themselves and handle everyday stuff with mechanical arms (this makes me wonder; if sligs got robotic legs, why can't Glukkons have robotic arms?) and such, the native species could be provided with resources and space and all that jazz. But there'd always be conflict between the species; same as you see us people starting wars with each other, the Oddworldian races would be pulled into that.

Fashion. No Glukkon would be caught dead in them. "There goes that potential market" laments Humphrey Vykkerz.

Coz Glukkons are too lazy to do anything themselves, so they don't need arms.

Glukkons can't take a shotgun or other, they walk with their hand...

I would like to rebuild RuputreFarms, and make Sligs work there.

I think you're quite cruel to be honest. I realise that Paramites and Scrabs are just as much an essential park of Oddworlds diet as Chicken and Fish are to us. But could you really eat a Mudokon? Would you really slaughter millions of domesticated "people" with an understand of the world around them, just for money?

I would :p

If oddworld was real, i would visit mudanchee and mudorno. :)

Is any of this positive to you whats your logic.

I'd love it. Me and Abe would be best friends, and in those warm Summer nights, we'd ride Elum until the sun goes down.