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Laser 02-14-2008 09:08 AM

Merry Valentine's Day everyone!!
 
So its february the 14th again!

Did anyone send in valentines day gifts? Or recieve any?

I personally sent a custom designed chocolate heart plaque from throrntons (the chocolate and toffee shop)

Wings of Fire 02-14-2008 09:13 AM

I didn't get her anything on account of being too ill to leave the house.

However I think going over to visit in Easter will more than make up for it :).

(She tells me my valentines card is coming with my birthday present in 11 days time...cheapskate).

Also isn't it 'Happy Valentines day'?

Fortesque13 02-14-2008 09:26 AM

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Also isn't it 'Happy Valentines day'?

I do believe it is... The only thing I know as 'merry' is Christmas.

Anyways, another boringly lonely day as usual...
All those happy Valentiners tend to make me feel miserable. Luckily, it's very cold outside and there's pretty much noone, so my trip to the doc (sore throat) turned out better than I expected.

Laser 02-14-2008 09:32 AM

happy...merry same thing really

Alcar 02-14-2008 09:45 AM

I didn't do anything for Singles Awareness Day as I'm a sad and pathetic no-hoper without a chance of ever uniting with my one true love or knight in shining armour, therefore tying me down to a lifestyle full of sluts, power and money where I will end up senile and pass away underneath my thirty-something-years-younger slaveboy during a vigorous session.

Oh! What a terrible fate awates me...

http://www.valentinejoys.com/funny_p...y_funny_02.jpg

Alcar...

Hobo 02-14-2008 10:21 AM

Peter i still hate you.

I hate valentines. But today was bareable.

Chubfish 02-14-2008 10:27 AM

Valentines day for me sucked, since I got beaten up at school and then later had to go home.

Bullet Magnet 02-14-2008 10:40 AM

Me? Get emotionally attached to another human being? Pull the other one.

Nate 02-14-2008 10:42 AM

I went on a date last night. It sucked.

Plus, the person I sent a Rose to threatened to puke on it.

Laser 02-14-2008 10:53 AM

ahh the loves and losses of the internet :tard:

Mojo 02-14-2008 11:13 AM

Pfah... Valentines Day. Commercial Crap.

*Mutters something about never ever receiving anything*

DarkHoodness 02-14-2008 12:09 PM

:P

I gave Alector just what she wanted. . . ;)








. . .Ice cream, underwear, and a new wooden floor for our studio. :D

Ahh, the joys of a relationship. Glad Valentine's Day doesn't mean much to me though, and it didn't even when I was single.

Hobo 02-14-2008 12:12 PM

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:P

I gave Alector just what she wanted. . . ;)








. . .Ice cream, underwear, and a new wooden floor for our studio. :D

Ahh, the joys of a relationship. Glad Valentine's Day doesn't mean much to me though, and it didn't even when I was single.

So it doesn't mean much but you gave her lots of shit. And then felt the need to boast about it on OWF?

Yeah sounds like it means nothing to you mate ;)

DarkHoodness 02-14-2008 12:19 PM

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So it doesn't mean much but you gave her lots of shit. And then felt the need to boast about it on OWF?

Yeah sounds like it means nothing to you mate ;)

lol. :D But I would've gotten her those things anyway. :P

Nah, I'm living it up while I can. I haven't forgotten what it's like to be single while seeking companionship, trust me.

Appreciation is a good thing. :)

AbesGenerationX 02-14-2008 12:55 PM

This day doesn't mean nothing for me, :)

abe is now! 02-14-2008 12:56 PM

I am very unlucky: I haven't got a girlfriend and I lost a girl. It's unfair :(!

Wings of Fire 02-14-2008 12:58 PM

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I lost a girl.

It has to be said....

Did you check behind the sofa?

Bullet Magnet 02-14-2008 02:07 PM

I celebrated with a romantic evening of distilling chlorophyll from plankton cultures and counting diatom cells on a microscope slide, by myself. I am now emotionally fulfilled.

MA 02-14-2008 03:11 PM

did the same old bollocks anyway, except my GF gave me an extra sugar in me cuppa',
saving my energy...:D

Hobo 02-14-2008 03:13 PM

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did the same old bollocks anyway, except my GF gave me an extra sugar in me cuppa',
saving my energy...:D

You really are in the 1930's.

Wow.


Just wow.

Alcar 02-14-2008 03:16 PM

If all my partner did was add an extra spoon of sugar in my coffee I'd be out cheating on them in a flash. How many generations will it take for women to realise that men just want sex.

Do they want to win an argument? Fuck explaining yourself, just sleep with him you whore.

Would they like to buy that lovely new, but very expensive dress? All you have to do is ride him 'til sundown and he'll cave.

I just don't understand the mentality of women who hold out on sex. Does it hurt them? Try having anal sex you whingers.

Alcar...

Wil 02-14-2008 03:21 PM

I did exactly the same thing I’ve been doing for the last few days. Woke up, went to work several hours later thinking ‘Wow, I haven’t done anything,’ then came back home. Now, several hours later, I’m going to bed thinking ‘Wow, I haven’t done anything.’ I don’t have the energy to worry about being lonely when all my emotion goes into worying about existing. What a waste of negentropy I am.

This may seem depressive, but ’tis the season. Or the day, at least.

MA 02-14-2008 03:30 PM

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You really are in the 1930's.

Wow.


Just wow.

you said 1950's last time, now everything's black & white! fuck sake!

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Try having anal sex you whingers.

hmmmm...

Jordan 02-15-2008 04:07 AM

Valentine's Day sucks. It's just a way to make companies loads of money. Why do you need one day to tell someone you love them? You should do it everyday.

Stranger90 02-15-2008 07:26 AM

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It has to be said....

Did you check behind the sofa?

Soooo... you think that make fun of him is funny? Have you realized that you hurt him seriously? No... I think you haven't ... you're just a moron, shut up and stop toying with him!


BTW I don't care about this day...

Mojo 02-15-2008 07:54 AM

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If all my partner did was add an extra spoon of sugar in my coffee I'd be out cheating on them in a flash. How many generations will it take for women to realise that men just want sex.

Do they want to win an argument? Fuck explaining yourself, just sleep with him you whore.

Would they like to buy that lovely new, but very expensive dress? All you have to do is ride him 'til sundown and he'll cave.

I just don't understand the mentality of women who hold out on sex. Does it hurt them? Try having anal sex you whingers.

Alcar...

Methinks this goes for men as well, well, in your case anyways *wink wink*

Wings of Fire 02-15-2008 07:56 AM

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Soooo... you think that make fun of him is funny? Have you realized that you hurt him seriously? No... I think you haven't ... you're just a moron, shut up and stop toying with him!


BTW I don't care about this day...

Why are my jokes always mistaken for ridicule?

......Sigh.

Alcar 02-15-2008 07:58 AM

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Methinks this goes for men as well, well, in your case anyways *wink wink*

Oh, but Mojo, we know we want sex. Always. Forever.

That's why it's so easy.

Alcar...

abe is now! 02-15-2008 08:59 AM

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Why are my jokes always mistaken for ridicule?

......Sigh.

Joking about a very bad experience as mine (:() is not a beautiful thing.

Hobo 02-15-2008 09:04 AM

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If all my partner did was add an extra spoon of sugar in my coffee I'd be out cheating on them in a flash. How many generations will it take for women to realise that men just want sex.

Do they want to win an argument? Fuck explaining yourself, just sleep with him you whore.

Would they like to buy that lovely new, but very expensive dress? All you have to do is ride him 'til sundown and he'll cave.

I just don't understand the mentality of women who hold out on sex. Does it hurt them? Try having anal sex you whingers.

Alcar...

You're evil and going to hell. But you will never have your wine back!

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Joking about a very bad experience as mine (:() is not a beautiful thing.

Oh life's so hard isn't it.

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Soooo... you think that make fun of him is funny? Have you realized that you hurt him seriously? No... I think you haven't ... you're just a moron, shut up and stop toying with him!


BTW I don't care about this day...

You're an idiot. It was a joke. And a funny one.

Stranger90 02-15-2008 09:08 AM

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You're an idiot. It was a joke. And a funny one.

You will not tell the same when somebody will repeat that to you :p

Wings of Fire 02-15-2008 09:10 AM

Unless he possesses a sense of humor that is.

AbesGenerationX 02-15-2008 09:55 AM

hey men calm down, we are going to go OT,
then the thread should be closed,

Rex Tirano 02-15-2008 12:52 PM

And you shouldn't spam, add something to the topic. ;)

My valentines day was uneventful, seen as I'm a little poor at the moment. Me and my boyfriend decided tommorrow will be our valentines day and he's cooking me a meal and doing up our flat for when I come home from work. :)

And I got him some gifts, but that's purely because I'm organised and bought them a few weeks ago.

- Rexy

AlienMagi 02-15-2008 12:55 PM

I don't waste my time with romance...

Mojo 02-15-2008 01:22 PM

Aliens know what romance is? I thought it was purely a human thing! [/sarcasm]

Leto 02-15-2008 10:01 PM

Haha, fuck all of you, I got more poon from a maccaroni picture than you did from all the roses you could buy.

Yes. Preschool things always win.

Hobo 02-16-2008 01:09 AM

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Haha, fuck all of you, I got more poon from a maccaroni picture than you did from all the roses you could buy.

Yes. Preschool things always win.

You are now banned

abe is now! 02-16-2008 01:41 AM

I could get engaged on Valentine's Day, but I didn't ask ker... and she got engaged with another one :crying:

Oddey 02-16-2008 09:34 AM

What's Valentines day?

Seriously I never really cared about this day and the only good thing about it was that at school we always had to bring a small amount of candy for everyone amounting to about a good 2 days worth of candy or one day if you're one of those people who like to gulp everything down in one single minute.
The idea of telling people I love them is just stupid as I know for a fact that I'll never get any kind of girlfriend.