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Anonyman! 01-11-2008 02:43 PM

I didn't do it. Oh, hi.
 
Hey. I'm new. Welcome me.


Seriously though, I'm an old fan of the oddworld games, started with Exodus, and am now drowning in the same "oddpocalypse" many of you seem to be in. I just hope the movies make up for the lack of games. Or whatever they're doing now.


Hi...

OddYouko 01-11-2008 02:52 PM

Welcome! I hope you enjoy your stay here. :D

OANST 01-11-2008 02:59 PM

Hi. I'm a troll.

Chubfish 01-11-2008 03:36 PM

Welcome to the Oddworld Forums.

Wings of Fire 01-11-2008 03:37 PM

Hey mate :D welcome to the best forum I've ever joined (Is it still considered sucking up if it's true?)

Alcar 01-11-2008 03:40 PM

You did do it, and I can prove it.

*bans*

Alcar...

Anonyman! 01-11-2008 03:53 PM

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Hi. I'm a troll.

Congratulations.
I'm proud of you, person I don't know. The first step to fixing your problems is to admit you have one. Though I doubt your going to fix anything. You also appear to share somewhat similar tastes in music with yours truly. Your profile was nice to read. *drools*

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You did do it, and I can prove it.

*bans*

Alcar...

Damnit, already? Another one, and only two hours into it. *sigh*


Thanks to all the people who have bothered to post here. I appreciate it and will not track you down and kill.

Alcar 01-11-2008 04:02 PM

Sorry, but I have to ask/complain. Are you without avatar because you are trying to attain some sort of 'anonymity' (ala, your user name)? I so ever do dislike profiles without avatars.

I may be forced into assigning you a generic 'Mudokon with a silly hat' avatar! ;)

Alcar...

MA 01-11-2008 04:08 PM

oh fuck me, please no...

hello, welcome to the forums. oh, and be prepared to be R&S'd by OANST.

- bladdered

Bullet Magnet 01-11-2008 04:09 PM

Welcome to the forums. Try not to provoke the trolls, no matter how subtle or elaborate their entrapments are.

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Hi. I'm a troll.

Congratulations.
I'm proud of you, person I don't know. The first step to fixing your problems is to admit you have one. Though I doubt your going to fix anything.

Well, that didn't take long. RIP.

metroixer 01-11-2008 04:12 PM

Welcome to the forums I guess :p.

OANST 01-11-2008 04:20 PM

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Welcome to the forums. Try not to provoke the trolls, no matter how subtle or elaborate their entrapments are.



Well, that didn't take long. RIP.

Oh, come on now. I never troll new people. I always give them a 20 or 30 posts before I make up my mind about the level of torment they must receive.

Jeez, give me a little credit.

Bullet Magnet 01-11-2008 04:38 PM


OANST 01-11-2008 04:43 PM

You and every other lender.

Anonyman! 01-11-2008 04:46 PM

*My thread has just turned into a battle ground. Damn.*


As for alcar...

I am trying to find an avatar, but the limits are restricting my choices. Well, obviously.

OANST 01-11-2008 04:53 PM

And the rockets did glare, the bombs bursting in air gave proof through the night that oanst was still there.

Alcar 01-11-2008 04:57 PM

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As for alcar...

I am trying to find an avatar, but the limits are restricting my choices. Well, obviously.

I've decided for you.

Alcar...

OANST 01-11-2008 04:59 PM

He's a battleground state.

Anonyman! 01-11-2008 05:00 PM

Oh... wow. I needed that one.

Is there any reason my post count isn't raising right now?

OANST 01-11-2008 05:02 PM

Posts don't count in welcomes and Birthdays.

Anonyman! 01-11-2008 05:06 PM

..ahh..
♫Gracias, senor.♫

*Is happy he figured out the alt-button combination for music notes.*

Off to a board that matters!

Bullet Magnet 01-11-2008 05:08 PM

D'oh. Well, I came up with this if it's any use.

Mac Sirloin 01-11-2008 06:06 PM

Welcome Anonyman, ignore Mallcops assistant, he's a douchebag.

Enjoy your time here.

Anonyman! 01-11-2008 06:40 PM

Everybody sounds like I'm at a goddamn restaurant or hotel. It's awesome.

Disgruntled Intern 01-11-2008 07:03 PM

I wish you were awesome.

Anonyman! 01-11-2008 07:06 PM

If this is my imaginary hotel, you just got demoted to janitor, and I just took a dump in the lobby. HAHA!
>.>
Nice to meet you as well.

Disgruntled Intern 01-11-2008 07:07 PM

Most janitors make a decent amount of money.

Union.

Anonyman! 01-11-2008 07:12 PM

You still have to pick up my defective lobby feces. That's not going anywhere.

Mac Sirloin 01-11-2008 07:13 PM

I was almost a janitor once.

Really wanted that job too, damn...

Anonyman! 01-11-2008 07:18 PM

Just don't work at my imaginary hotel. I think I've made the reason clear a number of times.
It's quiet during the night here. Unfortunate for a man-bat like me who is mainly nocturnal.

Wings of Fire 01-11-2008 08:26 PM

Hahaha :D This guy wins (imo of course :p)

Strike Witch 01-11-2008 08:36 PM

Failage increasin' exponen'ially, Cap'n! I cannae take th' strain!

Anonyman! 01-11-2008 08:40 PM

Who fails? I haven't been paying attention and know I feel stupid. Who's this guy?

Strike Witch 01-11-2008 08:47 PM

So which one of our loveable regulars are you?

Old Jewish Man? Pimply-faced Teen?

Anonyman! 01-11-2008 09:08 PM

Web-addicted male with a taste for the unusual and surreal? Born Catholic with a waning faith and an unusually large vocabulary? Lazy at-home pseudo-politician with a strong lean to the liberal sort of things and a slightly low amount of testosterone? You pick. I really would prefer if you decided yourself by reading

Strike Witch 01-11-2008 09:14 PM

I call shenanigans.

Disgruntled Intern 01-11-2008 11:46 PM

Ew, it even has a message directed to OANST in its signature.


And it keeps talking about an imaginary hotel.

Sad.

mudling 01-12-2008 03:00 AM

Welcome to the forums!
I'm sure you won't regret joining...

MA 01-12-2008 03:32 AM

beware of Kastere, he has a fetish for 'arses'.

skillyaslig 01-12-2008 07:20 AM

Hella :D Hope you have a *cough* wonderful time here.
Don't feed the animals, they bite.