Smash Bros Brawl RUINED!
 

Now I pissed...Sonic made it in the game and I'm going to find out if you like it or not

And your problem to Sonic being in the cut is? Not only is he cuter than Mario he's also cooler and oooh hey look surprisingly Mario made the cut as well ¬¬ The real question should be 'Ice Climbers again....WTF?'

Go ahead and make fun of Ice Climbers n00b! But MARIO?!:flames:
Sonic is 16 and Mario is surprisingly ( if I'm correct) 36!
And is featured in hundreds more games than Sonic

EDIT: I'n ANY way how is Sonic cooler or cuter than Mario. Mario is not cute but cool makes up for it.

Ok dude calm down ^^ first off I didn't trash talk Mario in any way whatsoever I simply said Sonics better (although Mario i find to be by far the most boring character to play as) secondly what the hell has the age of the chars got to do with anything? and thirdly your EDIT makes no logical sense and contradicts itself i shall however say that i like furry things and have never seen Mario as especially cute, cool? yes cute? i don't go in for 36 yr old mustachioed humanoids as cute and as for cool Sonic is faster, has a better cast of support chars and OCCASIONALLY comes out with a witty line

Nerd off. Hurray.

fer fucks sake!

a speed-snorting hedgehog or a plumber trippin' his bollocks off on magic mushrooms?!?
i despise both.

(for the benefit of delicate, young ears; )
do not S&R my mother, OANST.

You have no soul :(

I make no promises.

Is that why you won't commit to being my life partner?

Shut the fuck up, just please, 'Hundred's more games' is something wrong with you, misinformed, childish retard?

Oh, and this is old,old,old,old,old,old,old,old,old,old,old,old,old,old,old,old,old,old,old,old,old,old,old,old,old, old,old news.

This epecially bugs me because you weren't even growing up during the old 'Sega Vs. Nintendo' shit of the 90's.

You make me sick, fuck off.

This right here is the single mosty diobolically moronic thing I ever did see.
To paraphrase OANST, Sonic is a series founded completely on going fast to have fun, when I was eight, this was the dogs bollocks, now I think it's fucking dongo's kidney's and there should never be another Sonic game ever made again. Instead, they should remake Vectorman (too bad you don't know what that is. ho-hum.)



A valid point actually, but it's still stupid.


You're trying to sound smart, something that you are very bad at, don't try it again.
Sonic is garbage, all of his support characters are garbage too,they're all the most bland and have this creepy tendency to have homoerotic names (Tails, Knuckles and Cream, seriously-what the fuck?) excluding the robot From Sonic Adventure, who should have replaced the greasy little blue fucker.

They don't say anything witty, either it's 'Oh shit, Doctor Fatass who-was-a-shot-at-Mario-sort of' or 'Look Tales, my Stereotypical girlfriend/stalker, and that fucking red thing with the dreadlocks that can float, let's run fast and be cool'.

I remember when there was a Sonic TV show where he just Fucked around with Robotnik and ate Hotdogs all the time, which was fucking gold, now they have this pseudo-'cool teenage stereotype' that can blow the same plot out of its ass every fucking saturday (assuming it;s still on, which it isn't)

You know who should be in there instead of Sonic? Earhtworm Jim or the Battle Toads, possibly both.

Now, you don't get that reference, but please keep in mind, they put rings over Sonic and mario any day of the week.

*End Rant, until I hit edit again.*

I've already told you that your brand of condoms make me chafe and since you are unwilling to change I have no choice but to rebuff your advances.

What the crap gives you the right to be a total fucking jackass? Jesus fucking Christ. First off i do know who the crap Earthworm Jim and the Battle toads are, i have the games i watched the series (EJ) that is and i loled at the stupid goldfish boss but since i happen to like one mainstream game series that you IN YOUR OWN OPINION think is puerile I immediately get put on your shit list for being a moron. You are not God and if I was you i would learn to respect other peoples opinions and try taking yourself a bit less seriously ¬¬ it's quite a good lesson in life.
Your rant=petty (imo of course)

You know what I hate it when everyone is right. I feel crap right now.

ITT: Lame fanboys who can't come to terms.

Sorry made a mistake...

To be back on topic:

I honestly don't care.

:D I love it....can you do a Mario one in the interest of fairness?

AND



None with shopped dialogue on my compy, although I am pretty sure I could find it if I wasn't a lazy git.

XD You just made my day.....back on topic yeah erm Sonic should be in but so should half a million other characters who died in the war of attrition between Sega and Nintendo like say....Bonk :D everyone loves Bonk

Dude, Sonic! Friend to closet Furries everywhere.

Can we has Master Chief and Gears Of War dude for it now? If only to see how much blood the Chainsaw bayonet removes from pikachu.

I SORT liked Bonks adventure, though I did only dowload it on the Wii Virtual console (pseudo fail, yes).

What makes me angry is I already made a thread about Brawl and you still post this. I'm not too happy about Sonic being in this either, but do you see me posting shit like this? Just get over it, Nintendo won't take him out because a few people think they can curse them.

I don't think I can curse them. I know I can.

OANST, come on, let's just bareback it.

I know where that dripping preipism has been. I think not, sir. I think not.

Jesus this thread is turdworthy with only the opening post. The rest are equally shit

*can't be bothered to close*

MAKE TALK GOOD

Okay, who do we all nominate for a SSB position?

I want Optimus Prime. He's my childhood hero.

Plus, running over people with a truck is fun.

I'm surprised Mega Man hasn't made an appearance.

Conker! Although that might boost the age rating a tad

They have Solid Snake, who'se series is prone to a level of gratuitivity that occasionally far surpasses that of Conker.

I still vote EWJ.

This is of course true but it would be considered less in character for SS to pull out a bottle of whiskey, swallow it all and then swear his head off at the attacking nintendoid than it would Conker and if you're having EWJ i want that bastard knight from Super Ghosts and Ghouls....so i can kill him on purpose for once :D

I would really like to see Escargon (King Dedede's assistant in Hoshi No Kaabii) in Smash Brothers Brawl so that I could make him team up with King Dedede. I know he won't appear as a character but one can think up funny things to do with him. I even thought up a rather strange taunt for him (He twiddles his 'goatee' and says 'Not good enough to beat me').

I would also like to see Liquid Snake because Liquid Snake is a good character in my eyes.

And maybe as an assist trophy, I wouldn't mind seeing Kamek. He could do this really cool spell or something.

This is old news.

This is old thread

I honestly don't care about sonic. All he did for me was to breed all these annoying fanboys that bug me on the bus, trying to quiz me on all things sonic. I say, let em' get in there, if only to see said fanboy cry like the immature crywad he is.

OT: Also, wasn't Escargon's gay sibling in Papuwa Island? (don't ask me, ask my cousin)

HIS NAME WAS ESCARGOON DUH AND IT WAS CALLED KIRBY RIGHT BACK AT YA!!!!!!!

I really don't understand Kirby. Where the flying fuck do all those mounds of foods and giant spiky scary enemies go?

Though he looks so fucking awesome after copying Snake in SSBB, he has a little unshaven face and everything. Kawaii!~

HEY GUYS CAN I PLAY

Brr...

As for the question where all the food and spiky enemies go... Well, Kirb's got a fast metabolism. Either that, or he's boulimic...

As for the topic: Sonic's cool. Speed is cool. Hedgehogs are cool. Blue is cool. Therefore, Sonic is cool.

Now quit bitching.

Very well put, Mojo.

Anyway, I don't see the problem with having Sonic in a SSM game (or that weird 'Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games' thing). There'll only be a problem if the put Sonic in a Mario platformer or Mario in a Sonic platformer. That would not be right.