What Animal would you steal from a Zoo?
 

Would you steal a Lion or a Tiger or a Bear? (Oh My) I think that given the chance that I would "borrow" a little monkey. I think it is called a Spider Monkey.

A chinese Giant Octopus.

For Lulz.

A camel. I could ride it to school and everyone else would be jealous!

A sloth. Sloths are by far the best animal ever created.

A gorilla. Pet, Steed, Bodyguard.

A tiger... Damn am I being unpredictable or what? :D

A kea, Nestor notabilis. An alpine parrot from New Zealand known for their intelligence, curiosity, neophilia and vandalism.

Good idea.I agree.

I would steal all the animals from a Zoo and then make them turn against the Zoo and destroy it.

I'd steal a lion and train it to poop all over my school.

wtf???Why do you want to do that???

Why can't I?

I saw this topic's title and instantly thought to myself "a sloth". Sloths are awesome. I wouldn't go Havok for one but they are damn cool.

A bear or Gorilla, Or Bearilla.

Yeah, That would fucking own.

Bear Cavalry.

Penguin, definitely.

I'll help him to fly.

A lion most likely :p

No. You'd steal a Chubfish.

Personally, I wouldn't steal anything due to that fact of my fear towards being killed by animals.

Penguins can't kill a man, they can only peck at his ankles. Steal a penguin, but treat him well.

They can also vomit fish bits on him.

The attack was ineffective.

But it would fly away!

I guess I can steal a walrus...wait no. That's a made up animal. Nevermind.

You know what? If this were ever at a zoo, I might consider stealing a blobfish, because they're so depressingly ugly.

http://www.amonline.net.au/fishes/fi.../pmicrohd2.jpg

I would nick either a komodo dragon or a Zebra. My mum says she would nick a otter....

An otter.

For some reason I feel pity for these fish, they actually look like they're frowning.

Now joking aside, I would probably steal an eagle. I just find them to be cool.

LLama too bad you can't ride llamas though, and if it was a tame lion maybe, I don't know, I'd probably end up with a taypiar and a few lemurs, riding on a garaffe oe of course.
Actually I'll stick with a rhino.
Damn there are too many animals, lol, jks. XD

I would so steal a kiwi. Second best bird EVER. If Moas were still alive, I'd (try) steal a moa, it would probably kill me though.

AWWWW It's sad! Go give it a hug!

Good Lord, I have seen the face of God, and He's not happy.

What do you expect from a gelatinous vertebrate removed from its preferred medium?

I don't think I expect anything from that.

Especially not God.

Where, blubbing around in the bottem of the ocean, I wonder how it is still alive, but I now know nothing alive would eat something that ugly.
I does look sad though ... awww. That and advarks must be the most ugliest animals on this planet.
Scrap all I've said, I'd take a stag, cammel, llama, antelope, garraffe, zebra or Rhino, preferably all of them to stick in a stable and ride away someone, lol.
That and the Rhino would seriously own a few people on my to own list.

lol, people like the NZ birds....too bad all the friggin rats and stoats eat them all over here...Kay, I might also take a monitor lizard, easiler to train and they cant kill you in one bite like those dragons...

And the possums... don't forget the possums.

I wouldn't steal a possum from the zoo, by the way. Mainly because I've already got enough of the damn beasts trundling along outside my bedroom window, keeping me awake at night.

Baby Opossums are adorable. Adult opossums are the things that nightmares are made of.

Opossum != Possum

Deal with it.






(!= means does not equal, in case you're not edumacated enough)

Possums are marsupials, opossums are placentals. And that is your most fundamental difference between the two.

Yeah, I think we only have opossums here and I keep forgetting that a lot of you aren't from around here.

Damn, dirty commies.

HEIL SOVIET CANUCKISTAN.

A Red Panda.

I hate possums. They poo all over our driveway.