Your own quotes
 

Not the forum quotes, not everyday quotes... Yes, I'm talking about smart quotes! And your OWN quotes! Come up with something intelligent enough to post here. I have a few of my own I came up with:

(The one from my sig)
(I hate the fact that this one might not be mine. I keep thinking that I saw it on Call of Duty once)
Dazzle me with your own intellect if you can. Or just comment these posted ones.

Bwahahaha. There. That's all I can think of at the moment.

"I also heard that Bush eats babies and kicks puppies along with Ariel Sharon and Tony Blair while sacrificing them to Satan! All praise the Lord Al Gore!"

"Because the LORD Al Gore (SAW) has warned us of our sins, and of Gaia's righteous vengeance! Unless yee repent for your SUVS, thou shalt burn in the dome of fire-ice forever and ever! Burn!"


My prediction of Stattik HDM's response to a post on Bush.
"But ChimpyMcBushitler stole the 2004 election by declaring false homeland security after a terrorist attack and the Irakkki Quagmire (TM). He then made rocket fuel out of Saddam's sons corpses and flew to Luna where he had a secret meetings with his Zionazi Joooooooooooooo masters. He used psyops, the CIA, and more demonization of pro-peace activists and the Religion of Peace Which Is Also Simultaneously An Ethnicity And Anyone Arguing Otherwise Is A Racist, while innocent Palestinian children fought back by building a big anti Zionist rocket! But the rocket was killed by the Star Wars system which ReaganHitler had secretly been installing and had been finished after Ehud Olmert flew the military planes into the WTC all at the same time while detonating steel supports of the WTC. Then, he and the Labour Party rigged the election and in the meantime ate the entrails of black babies while plotting the occurance of Katrina with the Big Ass Republican Weather Machine. Then, they won, and Hitler's corpse suddenly became alive and conservative, and they all partied while building a big machine to kill the Lord Al Gore, Saint Michael (Moore), and Saint Al Franken. And you are a bigoted Zionazi Joo. With bad teeth. And a big nose. And you are a neocon. And a racist."

Ooo, how fun.

"I suck, but so do you."

I thought I put the word "smart" up there... Oh, look! I did!
I had also posted "not forum" and "not everyday".

Oh, I forgot to put a warning to tell Nate that this is NOT a forum game. I thought of putting it here to see something useful.(or true)

If my quote gave you the impression that I was folling you around, I assure you, that quote is something I actually believe firmly. I believe it is the one, most basic, but most truthful thing you tell someone.

"You mean that wasn't a stun round?"

"Patrick set me up. He was behind everything, I swear."

"It was like a gay train wreck. It's horrible on the eyes, but you can't look away."

Eh, I'm too sleepy to think of serious quotes.

"There is no such thing as art, merely varying degrees of stuff."

I came up with some interesting stuff during the last half an hour.

The quote I use all the time. Although I need some help about the grammah of that "if". Is it gramatically ok to leave the sentence without it?
This is my THE PERSONAL FAVORITE quote:

And it's so true...

Someone's been watching The Matrix too much.

Yeah... I'm not in my philosophical mood right now, so I might make some more intelligent things to say later.

hmm heres mine:

I can be very sadistic at times. :D

"its not dead til you see it explode into a million pieces"

..........

Nope, that quote is mighty true. You see people who work 24 HOURS under the effect of the system. Going to work, going home to do more work, "oh, I wonder what I'm gonna do tomorrow at work...". Every fricken day it's the same thing. Relax, have fun, who gives a damn about your bosses, but nooooo...

Sad, but true. Look what they did to me!
It's a funny thing when you take a better look, but of all these quotes I find MOXCO.'S the most interesting of the newest ones.

"Holy take-forever!" -Impatience.

"I'd pull his wang off and shove it down his throat just to prove how much of a fag he is."- Bigotry

"I've seen better acting in a porno."- Judgemental

"This game is gonna be awesome! its gonna have flips and shit!"- My friend James on The western game.

"Gee, it sure is BOILER! around here." -...

"Sorry, there aren't any new postitions in my band."
"Oh, Ill show you a WORLD of positions..." -Quote from Sons of Butcher

Me Me on another thread... Me playing Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion .....And now for an actual statement I made during a "Brain Bowl" thing at our school.

Nontheless, the stupid teacher split our team apart to be on another team... :(

"So i herd u like mudkips."


I actually said that to someone.

Try this on for smartsome quotes:

-Me, on global warming

And Kastere... I did say your OWN you know...

"'Ey, ladies! Looking good! ... God I'm lonely..."

"I'd like to narfle your garthok."

"You can go dine in hell."

"You can't lie in the shade until you plant trees" - I heard this one and found it clever. I can't remember where I heard it from.

"Everyone wears a mask, only taking it off to their true friends"- I made this one up. But I usually wear a metaphorical mask in public. So that I am not classed as weird.

I made up mine... ALL of mine. Except that I'm not sure about the war thingy up there...

-Quick thinking of a good quote based on your one. I can't come empty-handed and just post, you know.

God I just love that toilet one up there. Cracks me up every time. So what's wrong with being wierd? I remember I wanted to be an outcast when I came to high school just to have some peace and quiet from all the d00dz.

"What ever happened to make love not war?"

Yeah, sorry about that...
Here's a Kas' original.

"Why is it that Canada, the second largest country in the world, has to be George Bushes little Monkey bitch?"
Fear.
I actually would like to point out that the US Governement is, to some degree, tyrannical, and that even though their Vice president has done more to American Citizens then Osama. (Namely shooting an elderly man in the face). The citizens are mostly VERY stupid people, not all, but honestly, the Majority of Americans are very ignorant, if not moronic. (Kinda in the same way how all Canadians start drinking at 8 years old and have morebackbacon in us then a pig.)

Speaking of which, I hate those stupid sp*ic k*ke n*ggers.

Sieg Heil! ALL ABOARD THE ARYANMOBILE!

Osama killed 3000 Americans, Dick Cheney shot 1 guy. Big difference.

No, I am one of those crazy people who like to make people think that I believe it was all a conspiracy.
I am just saying, its an unbalanced world power.

This occured to me in a rage attack while watching a beer commercial that says:"Because men deserve something too". WHAT DO YOU DESERVE!? You already got your wife slaves at home and work bringing you money while you "watch the bloody game"!

I hate feminists. MANKIND MANHOLE ONE SMALL BITCH ASS WHORE STEP FOR MAN!

Shut up, you are not being persecuted. There is no "glass ceiling". Women have full rights in Western countries. Just because someone possesses male genitalia, it doesn't make them the AntiChrist.

There's a difference between legal rights and practical rights. If women have equal wages, legally speaking, you have to ask why the average working woman's wage is significantly less than the average working male's.

Stop assuming we all have wifes, you bastard.

This isn't about wives or women rights! This is about men being egotistic!So egotistic that they think they deserve something more! And I was talking to some of the older chaps and I think I never stated that includes you.

Me, when my friend mentioned a joke about my grandpa installing a dsl connection. I wonder what that would turn out like...

"Take your sweet ass time because asses are sweet and time is precious." -Me, online last night.-


"Love can easily be given and easily recieved... if given a chance." -Me, also online last night-

Oh yea, I remember the first one. Didn't I say it was gold?

Now, lemme think of something...

"Most people say forgive and forget, and I say kill and takes pictures of."

No good? :fuzconf:

Yes you did say it was gold. And that quote is pretty funny.

You must like the Joker. He did almost the same thing with Barbara Gordon!

Life is like a box feces. No matter how you open it you get shit on your hands.

That was stupid but so was every other post in this thread. At least I have company.

I actually laughed my ass off at that one. :D

This one hit me upside the head like a baseball bat when I was just about to get some sleep (5:40 AM). I noticed I'm making my own rules here.