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Abraham Lure 04-21-2007 11:09 AM

Who would you go gay/lesbian/straight for?
 
I really hope I don't get flamed for this topic.

I saw this topic on another forum. It was about who would go gay or lesbian for. It was pretty funny. I said I'd go gay for the nicest female forum member. And she said the same about me. Of course, it got a few jokes. But it was all funny. That was before things went bad and I left. But anyway, I'd thought I'd bring the topic to here. Everyone said loads of characters from fictional things and they said real people. So you can do the same.

Real (And fictional) people I would go lesbian for:

Jessica Rabbit (Fictional)- If she was real, she would have been a legend.
Kelly Clarkson- I don't know why.
Lucie Silvas- I don't know why.
Princess Zelda of OOT (Fictional)- She's perfect for both genders.
Enya- Don't ask. Please don't ask.
Rouge the Bat (Fictional)- She's pretty cool for a fictional character.
Olivia Newton-John- She's still cool now.
My Oblivion Character (fictional)- She's pretty sexy and I'm sure she'd be good at defending me.
Myleene Klass- she's kind, sweet and brave.
Malandra Burrows- She's very pretty.

Okay, that's my list for now. So who would go gay/lesbian for?

*Holds a flame shield up*

(If this topic is innappropiate, spam or has been done before, just lock or delete it)

Godlesswanderer 04-21-2007 11:17 AM

Strangely enough, I've thought about this with a friend.

He's not fictional, but I'd go gay for Alex Albrecht.
http://revision3.com/diggnation/ (the blond one)
Kevin Rose, on the other hand, is a tramp. *nods*

moxco 04-21-2007 11:36 AM

I can't think of anyone, probaly because I'm a homophobic....

Please, people. Don't turn this into a puberty thread.

OddjobAbe 04-21-2007 12:24 PM

You're scared of gay people? There's no reason to be. They just lack certain genes, it's nothing for them to be ashamed of. It's just a mild genetic disorder.

moxco 04-21-2007 12:39 PM

Well i'm actulay being stupid im not realy scared of gays.

Abraham Lure 04-21-2007 12:42 PM

Come on guys, I don't want an arguement. This topic is for a laugh. Not to get into a fight about. So please stop arguing.

snuzi 04-21-2007 01:20 PM

Finding someone attractive and becomming gay or lesbian because of them are two different things. Just because you think a celebirty of the same sex is attractive doesn't mean you're sexually attracted to them.

Arxryl 04-21-2007 01:54 PM

Well of course not, but...let's say that since you do think they are attractive, (somehow, magically, for the sake of the thread) you were sexually attracted to them... Or you could just say who you think is a guy who is hot...
I dunno. :D

An interesting thread tho'. Don't know who I'd pick...

snuzi 04-21-2007 02:11 PM

Once again, it's not the same thing. Being attracted to someone is one thing, and being sexually attracted to them is another :p. I just don't understand how mere attraction can constitute homosexuality in your minds.

Abeguy 04-21-2007 02:20 PM

Link, from LOZ, He has very effeminate qualities, while being very manly...definitely would go gay for him.

Nobody else though, I like my women.

Arxryl 04-21-2007 02:24 PM

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Once again, it's not the same thing. Being attracted to someone is one thing, and being sexually attracted to them is another :p. I just don't understand how mere attraction can constitute homosexuality in your minds.

You are right. Attractiveness doesn't account for sexuality, but for the sake of the thread let's say it magically does. Or instead of saying "I'd go gay for so-and-so" you could say "So and so (man) looks hot/attractive."

Again, I dunno... just a thought. ;)

snuzi 04-21-2007 02:27 PM

Alright then. That works for me :).

As for me, I like Daniel Craig's eyes. That isn't exactly attraction, but hey.

Rex Tirano 04-21-2007 03:18 PM

Hn... Who I'd go gay for?

Marilyn Monroe.

Oof. I'd hit that.

- Rexy

Havoc 04-21-2007 03:34 PM

To bad she be dead :(

Who would I go gay for... damn that's a good question and I never even gave it much thought. All the celebrities I like are more people I would like to have a drink in a bar with rather then having sex with them tbh...

Daxter King 04-21-2007 04:11 PM

The Master Chief, with the suit on. I would be on top.

moxco 04-21-2007 04:21 PM

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Who would I go gay for

Would you go gay for Jesus?

Nemo 04-21-2007 04:42 PM

I'd go gay for Hitler.


Notsrsly.



Probably Will Wright. That man is a god.

Jordan 04-21-2007 04:57 PM

This is by far the most random thread ever. :D
This is really hard. Probably Rob James-Collier. :lol:

Havoc 04-21-2007 05:22 PM

No one would go gay for me?! I take offense in that :(

Wil 04-21-2007 05:32 PM

I would turn into a muscular feline for you, Havoc. ;)

And I would turn into a Grubb for the Stranger.

Havoc 04-21-2007 05:48 PM

Hahaha okay I seriously didn't see that coming :lol:

Nate 04-21-2007 08:20 PM

Considering the ratios on this forum, I thought this thread's title needed a tweak.

I'd go straight for Kate Hudson in Almost Famous and Natalie Portman in general.

Meanwhile: Oddjobabe - you're an idiot.

mitsur 04-21-2007 08:22 PM

All my celebrity look-a-likes. It'd be like doing myself!

Which, if followed logically, means masturbation.

Hah! I fufill the requirments and am still not gay! I win!

Nemo 04-21-2007 09:44 PM

Technically no.
As it'd be LIEK doing yourself, then it'd be LYKE masturbation. Thus you'd be *mispelling of the word "Like"* a straight person, but still gay.

OddjobAbe 04-22-2007 12:28 AM

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Meanwhile: Oddjobabe - you're an idiot.

Why am I an idiot?

Mojo 04-22-2007 01:33 AM

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You're scared of gay people? There's no reason to be. They just lack certain genes, it's nothing for them to be ashamed of. It's just a mild genetic disorder.

Nuff said. Ass.

Who would I turn gay for?

I dunno, maybe Keanu Reeves. Or Johnny Depp. But that's it.

Strike Witch 04-22-2007 02:25 AM

Well, I'm Bi, currently with a Bf, so female?

Uh, Cortana is cute, but so very wrong.

Bullet Magnet 04-22-2007 06:37 AM

Rayman. Phoar.

Hobo 04-22-2007 07:06 AM

YOUR MOTHER

Mojo 04-22-2007 07:37 AM

You never told us you were a girl, Hobo, have you had surgery?

I mean:

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/5653/hobo0wned4rt.jpg

They've done a great job, you almost look like a real boy now!

Abeguy 04-22-2007 11:23 AM

...BURN...beautifully done

Patrick Vykkers 04-22-2007 12:57 PM

If MoxCo is a homophobe, he should join Free Republic. Lots of people for him to linger with there.

Anyway.. I'd go gay for Yoda. I love the Yoda people, period.

Al the Vykker 04-22-2007 08:24 PM

All I know is on facebook I'm in a group that fittingly is called "Your attraction to Jack Bauer in now ways affects your sexual orientation." So I have a man crush on Jack Bauer (Actor Kiefer Sutherland). I'm in envy of how much of a man he and Chuck Norris are.

Nate 04-23-2007 01:54 AM

For no particular reason other than that Al's post made me think of it:

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This conflict between Israel and Hezbollah has to stop, but how can you convince two militaristic societies bent on each other's destruction to stop fighting?

Lesbians.

Lebanon and Israel are known for having some of the hottest girls in the Middle East, if not the world. Why put them at risk of bodily harm?

There is nothing that can force the IDF and Hezbollah to lay down their arms except for that which could stop all men from doing anything: watching two incredibly fit girls with great breasts and nice Mediterranean tans from each side of the border going at it.

Lezbollah needs you!
Young women of Israel and Lebanon, love each other! Take pictures! Make videos!
Invite a UN observer force so the whole world can see! Show humanity that there is a reason to stop the killing.

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Update: As proof that our movement has worked, the EU is sending peacekeeping forces into South Lebanon under a UN mandate. It can only get kinkier from here. Also, Persian girls are now welcome too as they tend to be hot and Iran is a principle supporter of Hezbollah and is therefore integral to any peace plan.

Plans are underway for solving the Kashmir conflict and the Northeast Asian nuclear crisis through similar means.