The things you do not want to know about your fellow forum members!
 

A random thing that popped into my head and thought it was worth trying and seeing where it leads us. I'll start us off by...

I do seriously not want to know what Alcar does in his weekends after hearing some of his stories...

I do seriously not want to know what Havoc does ever after knowing anything about him.

They roughly follow the same pattern:

Drink. Smoke. Vomit. Cry. Injure self. Become Violent. Dance. Sex.

Yesterday night was up to scratch by my standards :)

Alcar...

I wouldn't like to know what Moxco does in real life, if he's like this on the forums. :p

I'd really not want to see what people really think of me... I would be afraid, I'm sure.

Don't do much. I just do stuff. Like get on here. Eat. More sad stuff.

I would not want to know what the forum members would think of me. I certainly would not want to know if the members were really aliens while I'm the only human on this forum.

I do not want to know what goes on in Jordan's mind when he reads MoxCo's posts :p.

I don't want to know what MoxCo does when he is brushing his teeth...that just gives me the shivers...

Knowing what goes through Havoc's mind when he spots a sexy tiger would be munch worse.

Too bad. Here you go. :)


http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c3...n_Boi/noov.jpg

Pretty much the last two things Alcar does in his weekends...

I don’t want to know what OddjobAbe ever did to get banished from using digital cameras.

You know I'm scarred for life now, right?

I don't want to know what Havoc really does to his tigers.

I also don't want to know what OANST does to get his bowels to hurt.

I do want to know what bar Nate goes too.

Hubba-hubba!

:D

[/sarcasm...or is it?]

Okay, okay.

I do not want to know what made Oddjob so terrified of his mother that he still listens to her, despite having doctorate and being above legal age to drink, vote, or sleep with a woman.

*begins writing a list for mitsur before realising that he's talking to jail-bait*

I do not want to know how serious the forum-flirtations from various members have been. In some cases because they would ruin the magic and others because... they're just damn creepy.



No, I'm not going to tell you my MSN or webcam with you. You know who you are.

You just had to put that out there, huh Nate? Jesus, there's just no privacy anymore.

And yes, I am kidding.

I secretly sneek around churchs after playing the Phantom of the Opera theme on the organ...









Oh, this is about other people?

I don't want to know where Havoc gets his pics.

No wait, DeviantArt? Furaffinity? If not those two, I'm going to run and hide now.

I do not want to know why people are so obsessed with Havoc's predilections over and above anything else.

I sometimes wonder this myself :).

Ghost: Those and so many more :fuzcool:

Pretty Much everything, except their job and their interests and things of that nature.

I don't want to know what Dripik does between the huge wait for W@RF Version 6 and W@RF Version 7.

I don't want to know whether Cullen Heath ACTUALLY wanks off over each and every post Alcar makes.

Actually, I do want to know that.

Nate the ephebophile? Now THAT's a mental image I'd like to avoid. And I second the comment about the accusations of zoophilia against Havoc.

I don't want to know where some of these spammy noobs come from. The thought of them having a nest somewhere in the endless abyss we call the internet makes me shudder.

The noobs hide in a secret cave of the mountains of OWF, and they slowly make their way one by one to our entrance, and sign up. They've been sent by some leader... :D

A Balrog of MoxcoRoth.
This is not spam, but a LOTR injoke and to an extent, an injoke about a PM I sent to Nate.

Jordan, I said I didn't want to know where they came from ;). But if that's the case, I wonder who their leader might be.

Most likely Stingbee. :)

On topic: I have no wish to see the entire list of things Staikk would do for money.

On second thoughts.. it must be Moxco Exrthaur, former lieutenant of Stingbroth. From the land of Noobdor where bad spelling and grammar lie..
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I don't want to know what political websites Stattik visits (my money is on DU, Indymedia, Idleworm (though I once liked that too) or This Modern World).

I don't want to know what kind of things Snuzi does offline.

I don't want to know what Mutual Friend smokes or drinks.

Ditto for Hobo, MoxCo, and all the whackos accusing Havoc of zoophilia.

that, really really scares me *shiver*

I wouldn't want to know the reasons that people are actually LOOKING at this thread, or what Havoc was actually trying to achieve in creating it it

Trust me, the things I do offline are probably far from what you've concocted in your mind ;).

I don't want to know what's going through people's heads when I specifically warn them to use better grammar, they agree and then just get worse.

I don't want to know what it's going to be like when I finally crack and decide to burn down the forums.

I don`t want to know where Nate will post his snappy photos when he decides to burn down the forums. :D

I don't want to know if I actually know or have known anybody here in real life. It'd be like, 2 worlds colliding.

I don't want to know either. :eek:

:rolleyes:

I don't want to know what crazy stuff I'd be doing in OWF the untold legend 3... yet anyways... ;)




I'd also not want to know what some of the content these PM's people are sending. T'would be frightened, I'm sure.

I don't want to know who in this forum is plotting against my religion of Alf. *glares at everyone in suspicion*