Greetings, Earthlings
 

Hello, I am Lord Vulcher. I have been an Oddworld fan for ages and I just wanted to say a big hello to everyone at this forum. You guys are really nice.

I'm not nice. Ask anyone round these parts.


That's my way of saying 'hello!', by the way.

Thanks for saying hello.

Aww, that's the way mawk, etc. used to greet people. You're like our Dino replacement patch. Just when we were about to go through withdrawal symptoms, you saved the day.

Welcome Lord Vulcher. May your stay here be long and filled with happy posting. :)

Thanks. You lot are so nice and it is proven in the posts.

Welcome to the oddest forums, Lord Vulcher.


Me? Really... uhm..."nice"? I guess, you don't know me. :D

I think you're nice, Stranger's Maid. Don't hesitate to
talk to her, Lord Vulcher.;)

you are just tryin' to be that...

By the way, welcome to "oddest forum" lord

Hello scavenger bird.

Yet another unrelated thread then goes on about me! Geez. But anyway, of course I'm nice, I was just talking about some people's (stoopad) perception of me.

"Yet another unrelated thread then goes on about me"
Well, I have one REALY GOOD REASON to do that, don't you think
Sorry lord, offtopic, but I realy had to do that

No, I really don't. Your post makes it sound as if I've done something to you personally!

God, anyway, ENOUGH. No hijack of another guy's thread.

Lord Vulcher! Woot woot!

C'mon don't be such a jerk. Racistic bullshit, Serbs aren't welcome here- originaly posted by mutual friend (I know you remember , I just want to others see ....)

This is the last time I sware....

Ooooh, you're the Serb-guy!

Yeah, anyway, that was a joke, and an obvious one at that. Apologies if you were offended.

Offended?! is this a joke tooo?

Only if you're laughing.

this could go on and on... you are have no other ideas, i'm tired, well good night...

This is fun to watch.

...'kay. Get some sleep, grumpy head.

It is quite interesting to watch. Dusan, he was obviously kidding. Don't cry about it. And don't get me wrong. Mutual Friend has his faults. He likes Madonna for christs sake.

I... I have faults?

You know him...

Dusan, stop drawing out the "argument" (and I use the word "argument" very liberally, as you're just making MF go on about nothing). If someone says something that really bothers you, just ignore the person or inform a moderator who will take appropriate action.

I can't believe that I have such a big thread. You guys are flattering me.

Yes, 75% spammy flaming, and 25% niceness. Including my post.

Hmmm... 75% spammy and 25% niceness. Sounds like a good description of Lord Vulcher.

Seeing as he's only been posting for two days and already is up to 86 posts.

96 posts now.

In three hours you've managed to go up by almost 30 posts. Congradulations.

Now he's on 122 :eek:

Anyways, welcome to teh forums Lord Vulcher :)

Thanks. You're a great poster to Kimon.

According to my mathematics, he's been making 47.5 posts a day since he actually started poasting.

How did you work that out?

I took the days you've been active since your welcome thread, then divided that by your number of posts.

Which is a ridiculous amount of posts, by the way. You need castrating, and quick.

I agree.

Be nice, you two. You've already make your point.

Castrating wouldn't help anyway; unless he types with his testicles...

*attempts to erase image from mind*

Holy shibby! That's 100 posts per 2 days! Well, actually it's 97 per day... Have many happy postings, Lord Vulcher, but not that many :).

Fine, fine, how about 1 post per day?

No, it's about 50 posts a day. If it were about one hundred posts a day he would have around 200 posts.