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ryddelrocksyourworld 03-19-2006 07:31 AM

If you absolutely HAD to...
 
Who would you kiss? From OW, of course. Anyone, from any of the games, whatever...

You know who I'd pick, already I think....


Molluck.

Nath 03-19-2006 08:29 AM

You're weird.

Biggy Bro Slig 03-19-2006 08:48 AM

This is better off being a female topic, but I definately wouldn't kiss Lady Margeret, so it would have to be Sam.

ryddelrocksyourworld 03-19-2006 09:43 AM

-laughs-

Guys can answer too! -giggles-

Abe 01 03-19-2006 09:49 AM

Well firstly this is a strange but oh well i would kiss a female grubb.
why the heck would you kiss mullock, you would choke on the cigar because hed nether take it out and his mouth would be slimy. ewww

metroixer 03-19-2006 10:09 AM

>_>....*Walks out of thread VERY slowly*

outlaw king 03-19-2006 10:24 AM

Id psh Aslik , cause hes very higenic for a glukkon.

Xavier 03-19-2006 11:14 AM

:

You're weird.

agreed

this kind of topics is absolutly not intresting

Wil 03-19-2006 11:18 AM

Stranger!

Just to prepare myself, Ryddel, are all your threads going to have a common theme?

Havoc 03-19-2006 11:22 AM

Probably...

Do I have to answer this? Ugh... okay... I say... Stranger!

Dipstikk 03-19-2006 11:55 AM

:

-laughs-

Guys can answer too! -giggles-

Omg when the guys answer, it makes me think of yaoi OMG MULIKS A BISHIE lololol -giggles- lol

What the flying fuck is wrong with you? I wouldn't touch my face to any of the inhabidents, because I'm not THAT kind of fan. I don't find any of the characters attractive on any level, in any way.

Goresplatter 03-19-2006 12:33 PM

OK, due to this being the wierdest topic I've ever seen, I'm gonna have to give the wierdest answer I've ever given just for the novelty of it.

I'd give a big smoochie to a Paramite. Mmmmm, fingers. :P

metroixer 03-19-2006 02:17 PM

Okay you know what I say? *Walks back in topic* A slig.

I would just LOVE to put my mouth in all those sexy tentacles! >_>

ryddelrocksyourworld 03-19-2006 02:18 PM

-I knew I was asking for it when this thread came to mind but..

I had to do it...

And no, not al my threads will have the same thing in common..I hope.

oddveteran93 03-19-2006 03:16 PM

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Who would you kiss? From OW, of course. Anyone, from any of the games, whatever...

Err...a meep? Or maybe a fuzzle.

Rich 03-19-2006 03:40 PM

Ugh... I absolutely don't have to.

Dipstikk 03-19-2006 05:34 PM

:

I had to do it...

No you didn't. We don't need to add Oddworld to the depressingly long list of games that have been raped and twisted by sexual fandom.

Daxter King 03-19-2006 05:36 PM

I would either kiss a slig or a fuzzle if I had to, if not I would never kiss anything we have seen on oddworld.

used:) 03-19-2006 06:11 PM

OMG, LIEK I WUD TOETILY WUNT TO MAEK OWT WIHT TEH STRAINJAR CUZ IS LIEK TEH SEXI BEEST WIHT TEH HUEG FOARMS.

It sickens me that a thread like this gets a number of replies 10 times the size of some long and thought out serious oddworld discussion threads I've made.

Biggy Bro Slig 03-19-2006 10:29 PM

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Or maybe a fuzzle.

I wouldn't kiss a fuzzle if I were you!

oddveteran93 03-19-2006 11:35 PM

Bah you're right! They'd probably only kiss Munch lol.

Iron_Stalfos 03-20-2006 12:03 AM

This is the strangest thread ever....
BoomBats are the only thing I'd even attemp to kiss!

mudling 03-20-2006 01:14 AM

lol, well..i'd probably kiss maggie, cuase she's female, and having to kiss any oddworld inhabitant will, make me loose thw ill to live, lol.
no, seriously...um....sam?

Havoc 03-20-2006 02:27 AM

Or maybe I'd kiss a greeter... or better yet, what about a scrab? :P

Oddish 03-20-2006 10:07 AM

That would defently be a Fleech.


:

what about a scrab? :P

Ouch.

Munch's Master 03-20-2006 10:12 AM

This is a very twisted topic, and I agree with Used about how its a shame this gets mor replies than many other more Oddworld-related threads. But while Im here, I guess I'll hav to anwer, so i'll say:
A greeter. its metal so its not going to really react.
Or a meep- Its just a furry animal.
But neither would be on the lips, that'd just be so wrong. Kinda like that sexual-themed Oddworld dreams thread from the same author as this one.

Havoc 03-20-2006 10:13 AM

Oh you thinking of what they can do with that long tongue if them huh Oddish? ;)

Oddish 03-20-2006 10:15 AM

It'll turn me inside out :p

Fuzzle Guy 03-21-2006 10:58 AM

Jo Mamma. She's so Sexy.

outlaw king 03-21-2006 11:09 AM

Hoo ya! shes the sexiest biyatch this side of oddworld , and shes got loadsa bootay.

No I was lying , i would never pash such a thing , id rather filthy hands floyd.

Biggy Bro Slig 03-21-2006 12:25 PM

Hmm...Filthy Hands Floyd? 9.1 on the weird scale...
I change my mind. I'd rather kiss a female Gabbit.

ObscureSkillz 03-26-2006 11:01 AM

*Summer-saults out of topic, which is weird cause ObscureSkillz CAN'T summer-sault*

skillya_glowi 03-26-2006 11:05 AM

AAARGH......my brain...

Iron_Stalfos 03-26-2006 08:31 PM

I'm still freaking out over this thread!

Slig_Cake 03-27-2006 12:03 AM

I would kiss a meech :)

Ninjaxe 03-27-2006 02:53 AM

Distrubing!!!
 
:

That would defently be a Fleech.


Ouch.

lol you will get more like a kiss from fleech. Do you think that pain that abe feeling hhmm?

Why is everyone bringing their oddworld fantasies. first it was dreams of dancing with aslik and mullock. Now it matter who you want to kiss.


geez...I dont want to kiss anyone from oddworld. I probably shot, crushed, and grined up. In my after life realised what I've done. :p

Wil 03-27-2006 04:30 AM

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Why is everyone bringing their oddworld fantasies. first it was dreams of dancing with aslik and mullock. Now it matter who you want to kiss.

Holy holistics, you're right. I'm worried about the logical next step in this sequence…

Dipstikk 03-27-2006 10:55 AM

Better question: why is this still open?!

Fuzzleman54321 03-27-2006 10:59 AM

A cute little fuzzle. I mean come on, get past the attack anger, sharp teeth, and there pretty cute. :p

Iron_Stalfos 03-27-2006 01:20 PM

Yeah I agree, why is this still open? Who would seriously have any interest in kissing anything from Oddworld? It's sickening!