Laws are made for breakin'
 

Which Law would you like to eradicate and do what ever the hell you want?

Id prefer that mad people where set free running riot in the city. :D

I would make a law that everybody had to be an oddworld fan. OI would make billions!

For the serious side of this topic: I would ban the law for freedom of religion for very obvious reasons. *Runs off chased by group of people with torches and pitch forks... and BOOKS.*

For pure entertainment I still need to come up with a law that involves tigers, ofcourse. Otherwise I wouldn't be me, now would I? I'l get back to you all with my tiger law later.

Law of tigers?
Gonna make all the good-lookin' ladies say, "Havoc's the most sexiest tiger," and they would have to praise you each and every day, every minute, every hour?
Hell...I'd do that fer a religion. :D

I would make a law that there was no religion. Heck! The world would be a better place! No more terrorists...

Ah yes! No world of religion. Good point.
I am getting rather mad about the muslims gettin' pissed over a lil' cartoon.
I mean, it's a cartoon, yer supposed to laugh. Har har hardy-har? :rolleyes:
Gettin' all uptight n' crap.
Yeah. A world of no religion. I'd give for that.

:lol: Man I always laugh when I think of those muslims. Anyway....

I would say that all americans shall wear a chicken costume and scream I LAY EGGS every passing hour. >.>....

That would be awsome XD. I'd pay good money to see that XD.

I would make it illeagle not to have a penguin. They would roam the free country sides where the cows they wiped out used to be.

I'd say that's tossing the baby out with the bath.

In Texas, there's a law that states it is illegal to make love to someone on your front lawn if you're not wearing socks. I think we should look into the history behind that one...

There should be a law confirming that rainy days are to be spent inside, warm and comfy. At least some times, anyway.

I would make a law that makes a new religon.

I would call it, 'Mitsurism'.

You have to come out everyday at exactly 12 AM wearing a fat suit if you were a guy, or a bikini if a girl. Then they would do the hokey-pokey (first 5 lines), and then shout

"PRAISE BE TO MITSUR, THE GREAT CHEESE LLAMA"

Dude, that would be so sweet.

People would just find other things to fight about.

Beyond the obvious one that I won't mention here because it'll cause a fight, I'd just give everyone free education all the way up to university level.

I would Jay-walk.

Ah, no problem for me. I Jay-walk almost every day when I walk my dogs across the street to the park. The cross-walk is to far away from the house, it's just a waste of time to walk over to it. People don't stop anyway.

I would make sodomy legal. Mmmmmmm, sodomy......

I say ban the ban on childporn :P

Nah, I think I would remove speed limits. Driving my car is uber.

Ummm... it is in most countries. But that wouldn't stop me anyway.

Oh... lol OANST is soooo going to have your ass...

Bring it on, I always wanted to see if my @$$ could be separated from my body. But then again, I wouldn't be able to poop. Or sit, for that matter...

Why, Havoc, you're a regular PA. Just at the opposite extreme.

Extremism is never a good thing, folks.

Anyway, I'd make gay marriage legal. Heh, there's all kinds of crazy and completely not enforced laws regarding sex in the US. I once heard that in Washington DC, the only legal sex is missionary style. How boring!

Yeah, you can't ban religion. Just remove all their power and influence in the running of the country.

Well you could put it into the constitution that religion and state must be legally seperate. That sort of thing would work.

And, Ambi, thanks for saying what I didn't in my last post :cheer:


PS WTF is this smilie supposed to be? :pipe:

That's me. It was a picture taken at one of my posh moments. Where I
take out a pipe and put on a monacle and say "Tally ho!".

I took the monacle off just before the photo was taken. :pipe:

Also, what the hell is jay-walking? I could look it up but I'm too lazy at the moment.

Well... yea that's kinda what I meant actualy... :P :confused:

Jay-walking is when you run across the street without looking in both directions. I have no idea where the name comes form.

Strictly speaking, jaywalking is any sort of illegal pedestrian crossing of a street. This could include crossing against a signal, crossing within 40 metres of an official crossing and not bothering to make the detour to do it legally, etc etc etc.

Is that actually illegal in the UK, or just America? Because the cops here just don't care.

It is on the Isle of Man. I don't know about U.K. I think it is.

Uh oh, I'm in some deep shit. Time to go find that tape...

Quite personally, I think it's about time to reenact all the old Jim Crow laws and repeal women's suffrage. It'd just be like the good ol' days, before all of this equality crap.

Well the ones I mentioned are illegal in Australia, but they are hardly ever enforced.

Jaywalking is also illegal in America, but I've never heard of anyone getting in trouble for it, although I think it used to be pretty enforced a long, long time ago.

As kiddies, we're taught that we should always cross at corners and only at corners. One should never run straight across the middle of the road unless there's special pedestrian markings.

Thats weird. My parents ALWAYS taught me to run across the street whenever something heavier than me is about to pass. I wonder why they'd do that? :fuzconf:

Well, the cop at the crosswalk never seems to care when he sees us jaywalk, as long as no cars are coming.

I did get a total asshole cop who stopped me for walking across a crosswalk backwards, though. He ranted on for ten minutes and the word 'smartass' was used every other word. It was kinda stupid. And of course, it had to be when my best friends were walking by. They ragged on me for weeks...

Jay walking was invented by some guy name jay and he was crossin the road without lookin to both sides , and got splattered , hence forth , jay walking , gettit?


No , that was a lie , I have no idea why its called that . I would also eradicate the age rating censorship thingy for games , All r18 games should be r16 , so I dont need to cook up a excuse to play san andreas. ( my mum lets me play r16s but not 18s , stink eh? )

Its because you walk in a curved way instead of the walk path, hence the J.
Not so much a law but something that has been pissing me off for a very long time...
I have this really nice Minnesota Vikings hat. I got it when my parents were still together, old skool logo, snap back, white hat with a purple and yellow bill. It slays.
You know what doesn't slay? Having to take it off all the ****ing time!
Can't wear it in school, can't wear it church, the library, certain stores, in houses.
For Christ's sake how damn offensive is this?
Honestly, is there anyone under the age of 40 who gives a damn about wearing hats inside of buildings?

There is one law I would make...everyone has to dress like the opposite sex for each Monday, Wednesday and Friday.

Well, pretty soon the concept of 'dress like the opposite sex' would lose all meaning. Besides, if that's something you want to do, you shouldn't wait for a law to do it. Just go out there and have fun. :cheer:

You have to take your hat off in the library and in stores? That's crazy!

"Sir, excuse me, but could you please remove your hat?"
Of course I did because I didn't feel like cursing her out and getting booted from my favorite candy, book, and toy shop but I was still pissed.
Same with the library, I've been going there for as long as I can remember so I did. I didn't want to be a dick about it.
At restaurants if you don't take off your hat, especially if its something as "lowbrow" as a sports hat some prick from the establishment "requests" that you do or everybody in the joint gives you the stinkeye for 40 minutes. Its such a crock!