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oddveteran93 03-05-2006 08:49 PM

Dealing with a disturbing situation
 
Ok, after answering the poll question, feel free to discuss what you would actually do.

used:) 03-05-2006 08:51 PM

What are you talking aboot?

And this should be in Off Topic (I think).

Nate 03-05-2006 08:53 PM

Well it's not really off-topic. More off-his-head and off-the-list-of-anything-interesting-to-discuss.

oddveteran93 03-05-2006 08:56 PM

I'm just trying to make some conversation... Have a break, Have a Kit-Kat. Godd thing I added the last option to the poll.

Abeguy 03-05-2006 08:57 PM

i'd find the nearest Stranger, or Abe, I'd definitely find Abe first!!! then Munch, then Stranger.

Dave 03-05-2006 09:46 PM

I'd be scared and put off, but I would try to remain calm. And I don't think I'd last long if industrials found me first. Shit, how do you think the vykkers would react to a new species? Were I caught, I'd be taken apart. And I bet the vykkers could do it so that I felt the whole thing.
So all in all, I'd hate to be suddenly on Oddworld. Unless maybe I was a glukkon or some other industrial type. At least that way I'd be safe.

Nepharski 03-05-2006 10:03 PM

Well, after failing at clicking my heels together, I'd no doubt explore, albeit awed and scared out of my wits.

Havoc 03-05-2006 10:26 PM

As much as I admire Oddworld, it's not a place where I would want to wake up o.o. So yea I'd get my ass to a save hiding place and find a mudokon village as soon as possible to see if anyone knows a way out.
But knowing me I will probably run into a scrab or something XD.

Fuzzle Guy 03-06-2006 12:36 AM

Running into a Scrab is an even more disturbing thought. I don't even want to go to sleep now in case I wake up in Scrabania!

I would try to keep cool. I would try to rationalise all of it, whiles trying to find a way out of there. The moment I saw an alien though, I would probably scream, wonder why the hell everyone there is blocky and can talk without even moving their mouth, and finally I would faint (And hopefuly wake up back on Earth, but some part of me would want to stay. The adventurous part)

Dancing Steef 03-06-2006 01:02 AM

Explore and try to find a village or something like that. At least it can't get much more worse:) (Okay it's Oddworld n' I'd love to be there, but I rather stay on Earth) and if I'd find a village then the inhabitants might help me (if they aren't eating humans):lol:

~DS~

oddveteran93 03-06-2006 01:04 AM

Wow, I'm probably the only one here who would beat the crap out of myself to try and wake up. Ah well...

Havoc 03-06-2006 01:10 AM

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At least it can't get much more worse:) :lol:

~DS~

Say that again when you run into a slig patrol or a wild scrab XD

Dark Elite_H2 03-06-2006 03:05 AM

Why would I not care of ending up in Oddworld?
Actually, I'd go out and explore the many places of where Abe, Munch, and Stranger live.
Like Last Legs and the Mongo River, chill out with the Grubbs.
Not anywhere in particular, but yeh.

Paris 03-06-2006 10:58 AM

I'd vow to lay off the tequilla, then start checking myself for tattoos.

Nath 03-06-2006 11:09 AM

I'd definatly look for a village of somesort. Or hope to run in to someone. It'll be cool i think. i'd go on all sorts of adventures. But maybe not. Maybe i'd just befriend the next person i see and be as lazy as them. i dunno.

Goresplatter 03-06-2006 11:33 AM

Depends if I were to find myself as one of the inhabitants (a slig, hopefully) or just as regular me. If I were a slig, I'd apply for a job.

If I were me... I dunno what I'd do actually... I'd see if I can chant like Abe first of all (as soon as I realised it were Oddworld), then probably set out to find a mudokon village, get some sort of weapon, kill a slig and use their gun (tbh, I'd probably be better with it than them. Not that that's an achievement.) Then, I might try shoot somethin'. :P

Biggy Bro Slig 03-06-2006 12:40 PM

I would scream, hit myself to get awake, then explore and find away out. Or if I wanted to, I could overthrow Lady Margeret.

Slaveless 03-06-2006 12:48 PM

If I were in Oddworld, I would try to remain calm and then I would do the following; First, I would get myself a wicked cool outfit. Second, I would steal a weapon of any kind. Thrid, I would interogate with a doctor to switch spieces. Fianlly, I would make a game of it named "Stranger".

metroixer 03-06-2006 01:17 PM

I would deffintly give myself intense pain to try and wake up. If it's real then i'll be not a chicken ranger! BUT A SCRAB RANGER! Oh the possibilites.....

Abeguy 03-06-2006 03:54 PM

I wrote a fan fic based on what I'd do, It might start off cliche, but It won't end there

Sekto Springs 03-06-2006 04:03 PM

I'd hump every object I could then go Scoot-fishing.

Nepharski 03-06-2006 05:12 PM

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I'd hump every object I could then go Scoot-fishing.

Note To Self: Do not get stranded on Oddworld with Sekto Springs.

Sekto Springs 03-06-2006 06:23 PM

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Note To Self: Do not get stranded on Oddworld with Sekto Springs.

And I was so looking forward to taking a romantic trip for two. ;)

Biggy Bro Slig 03-07-2006 12:28 AM

He he...ok...nobody get stranded on Oddworld with him.

Wil 03-08-2006 01:47 PM

You're all a bunch of hicks. I'd find a city and get a job. Pfft. Hippies.

OANST 03-08-2006 04:40 PM

I'd rape a native. No reason to break up my normal routine.

oddveteran93 03-08-2006 08:47 PM

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I'd rape a native. No reason to break up my normal routine.

You always end up raping someone eh? good for you

Abe 01 03-18-2006 10:18 AM

i wouldnt like to be in oddworld as myself because everyone would notice me , id rather be a mudokon

Dipstikk 03-18-2006 12:56 PM

Wait, wait, hold on. HOW exactly is a fictional situation "disturbing," and how is it so dire that we'd have to deal with it? This is just a way to rope people into viewing your thread, isn't it?

duveaux 03-19-2006 02:36 AM

What's with OWF? I can't post quick reply.. Using FF..

Hmm, I would probably have no clue that I'd be in OW.. Probably try to get a life there as well :/

Munch's Master 03-19-2006 04:48 AM

I'd initially kick the crap out of myself trying to cinvince myself it's all a dream. Then I'd do anything I could to find a mudokon village fast, preferably Abe's village. I'd lay low there for a while then try and find a way to get off Oddworld (Unless I liked it, in which case I'd stay). To get off I'd probably try to steal a Vykker Pod and try to fly back to Earth.

toxicity 03-23-2006 07:20 PM

wheres the roll over and go back to sleep so I can deal with it later option?

ObscureSkillz 03-26-2006 12:16 PM

I don't care. What's the point of this thread?
^ That one is the "Roll over and go back to sleep so I can deal with it later" option.

I I'd search for Abe and Munch if I were a Mudokon. If I was on Oddworld as myself, then I might die. WHO KNOWS what Oddworld's atmosphere consists of?!

magic9mushroom 04-04-2006 03:35 PM

I would find the nearest Industrial town. there I would rise to power as emperor of Oddworld MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bullet Magnet 04-09-2006 05:30 AM

I go to Oddworld every night. They're called dreams.

Of course, what could you bring with you? The last thing you want to do is stroll through the feeco depot in your birthday suit. Of course, many Oddworld species do, but you aren't an Oddworld species (I assume).

You may have transformed during the transition, or maybe possessed some poor inhabitant. How could you tell the difference?

Well, if everyone called you Alf, then you would know you are possessing him.

used:) 04-09-2006 07:43 AM

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WHO KNOWS what Oddworld's atmosphere consists of?!

Oxygen, Carbon Dioxide, and porbably Nitrogen. Water can't be possible without oxygen and CO2 and all of the smoke stack emissions form the factories would put well enough CO2 into the atmosphere.

Bullet Magnet 04-09-2006 09:10 AM

and there couldn't be fire without oxygen. Which is interesting- an alien race visiting earth or Oddworld would probably be surprised that we happily live in an environment where things just start bursting into flames.

Wil 04-09-2006 02:19 PM

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Oxygen, Carbon Dioxide, and porbably Nitrogen. Water can't be possible without oxygen and CO2 and all of the smoke stack emissions form the factories would put well enough CO2 into the atmosphere.

Considering Oddworld has a different theory of relativity, I don't feel comfortable judging Oddworld's atmospheric gases.

Bullet Magnet 04-10-2006 04:15 AM

There was one theory that Oddworld's "Earth-normal" gravity was due to an ore that exerted "antigravity" and was used in the suppression orbs.

monkeybait 04-11-2006 02:48 PM

if we could do them in different orders... I'd hit myself, then find a village or something, then try to find a way to get out