The Neverending Story
Ladies and Gentleman, I just couldn't help myself. I've brought it back. Finish the last persons sentence and then write a fragment of a new sentence for someone else to finish.
In the beginning there was rice. And God saw that the rice was....... |
... a prop in the most irritating thread ever created or revived.
When the forumers saw what Old and Not So Tasty had done, they... |
...hurt old and not so tasty's feelings and made him cry. This made the penguins scream in their....
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... Swimsuits. Latex swimsuits. My Rich loves his, he won't go anywhere not wearing...
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...his cock ring. He likes the way it feels when the children...
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... Dance in the moonlight. Everybodys feeling warm and bright, its such a fine and natural sight when...
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...kill innocent people. The innocent people came back as ghosts and haunted...
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...old men talking about sex after seeing...
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... Ambi and me, we are now married. ...
- Rexy |
...married by a glukkon priest who...
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...called you a turd smoker. This angered the congregation and they rose up to...
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...to the electric chair,only to make him go down to...
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...the ankle and foot store. There was a plethora of....
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...slig junkies who were smiking pot.One of them said...
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..."whodat? Whodat sittin' in my chair?" The figure in the chair began to....
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...be me. I says, "HOWDY DAUDY YOUZ GUYS!" Then I was all...
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...dead. Complety dead. After your corpse had been thoroughly raped we all...
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..Screamed bloody murder for the whole night until morning. Then we all....
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....Jumped up and hit our heads on......
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...buttcracks. The buttcracks suck us in and.... (Mental eh? Also I thought this would be about the movie Never Ending Story...)
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...eat forty tacos. After a good, sloppy dump they all....
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... Waved farewell. He sobbed, and stared deeply into the moose's eyes, swore his eternal love for her, and set off into the sunset. Silently wishing that he hadn't left the...
- Rexy |
...hot dog in the ocean. We know.....
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...now of course he was Evil Lincoln back form the dead, who just got back from...
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...an all night rave. He partied his ass off until...
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....A fat woman fell on her. He got pissed and...
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...you know what happens when Lincoln gets pissed. Everybody gets...
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...A dancing bannana and sing peanut butter and jelly! After a while....
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........Some oranges came in and ripped up all the............
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...Bannanas and raped them. When they were done....
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.......They raped some apples. Then they................
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...had a picnic. The picnic was for stupidfaces however, so they...
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...summoned Maurice the god of fire and wonder so he could do away with all of the fruits because...
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...they were raped earlier and were probably not eatable anymore, however...
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...everyone figured that orphans wouldn't mind a taste. So we all drove down to the orphanage and...
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... Rexy became worried about the ammount of raping going on. SO she magically grew a ....
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...n unrapeable orifice. This intrigued the squirrels who decided...
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... to put there nuts in the orifice for winter....
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...but when they attempted this a blinding light burst forth and obliterated everything for miles around. This caused the ghost of the infamous inventer Lecithine to...
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...have a party and invite all the great rappers to smoke pod and drink beer. But...
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