Favourite comdians
Hi if you're like me you must lvoe comedy, ah brightens up any day (this may be sounding like an advert for ariel or something but bear with me)........I don't know how to make a poll so we'll play by us just talking about our favourite comedians (yes that plan worked excellently).........O.K I'll start us off........ATM my favourite comedian has to be Dylan Moran, ah his drunken rants have made me like him better than when he was in Black Books (in fact I personnally find him the same in real life as on T.V, and yes he does write his own stuff, but i still think he's more like Bernard than I thought)
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Louis Black is hilarious. I like his "angry comic" style, because it's like the kind of comedy routine I'd do.
You know, if I were actually funny in real life. |
Black is very funny. If you like his stand up then you should check Bill Hicks. Black is almost Hicks lite. He died in 97 from cancer but you can find some of cd's pretty easily. Rant in E Minor is probably the best. It contains his famous rant about Easter. "Mummy. A goldfish left lincoln logs in me sock drawer." "That's the story of Jesus."
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Lewis Black
Wanda Sykes Kathy Griffin |
Looking good so far......*thinks* oh I got another one......Eddie Izzard, the travestite (I thought I should point that out because most of the people I ask say 'who's Eddie Izzard' saying the 'tranvestite comedian' is so much easier........Oh and not forgetting Jimmy Carr, i don't know why I like him, maybe its because his jokes are so 'he can't say that stuff' that they are hilarious for no reason.
E.G:- This bit is about if the partner meets up with a celebrity that person is allowed to sleep with them Jimmy:-"and what has your boyfriend got?" Boyfriend:-"Anything I'm not bothered" Jimmy:-"What is that it" Boyfriend:-"Anything goolooking" Jimmy:-"What, bit of a change, lovely" Its schoked me for a while I can tell you |
Louis Black
Eddie Izzard George Carlin Dane Cook Frank Caliendo All very funny people. There are others, but their names are in the recesses of my mind. |
I have many, but my all time favorite has to be Jeremy Hotz; he is so funny.
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I only know of Dutch comedians, but they're all very active on stage, so I like that.
Also, the dude from Police Academy (Michael Winslow?) is tres cool! |
George Carlin and Kevin Wilson :D. Two of the best comedians I know!
"Get on the plane, get on the plane... I say **** you! I'm getting IN the plane!" Priceless :P. |
Bill Bailey.
Dylan Moran. Paul Merton. Ross Noble. Jack Dee. Alternative comedy for teh lol. |
*applaudes choices* I am impressed, none of my threads have gone so well before, let's keep it moving, oh and good choice on Ross Noble Dino, he's hilarious :D, my bro's favourite
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[Bah... I have a dirty mind. >_< I read the thread name as 'Favourite Condoms']
Bill Bailey. Paul Merton Jack Dee. Reece Shearsmith, Jeremy Dyson, Mark Gratis and Steve Pemberton. [The League Of Gentlemen] - Rexy |
*Is a bandwagon jumper*
Bill Bailey and Paul Merton FTW. |
Kathy Griffin pwns all, bitches.
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Used, not only does your sig break the size limit. It breaks other rules about singling out and being abusive to other members. I suggest you change it along your current bitchy attitude.
EDIT: Havoc and Sander too, for sigs. Sigs too big, attitudes ok. |
Consider it changed.
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My favorite comedians are George Carlin, David Sedaris, and Adam Carolla.
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Oh yeah, and David Cross.
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-Dane Cook
-David Cross -George Carlin -Mitch Hedburg (R.I.P.) |
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Sin Bad and larry the cable guy:Very Funny.Take it from me. ;)
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Anyway, I already said my favorite comedians. But my friend Josh makes me laugh, so I think he counts. Add him to the list. |
Hypocrite yes. But it's not to the extent of used's. Consider mine changed.
And I request for AFOS's to change too. |
Hasn't anyone here heard of Bill Hick's? He is one of the greatest ever and has a pretty large underground following. Chances are that you have actually heard him without knowing it. At the end of Tool's album AENIMA they play a segment of his where he talks about drugs. "If you think that drugs haven't done anything for this country then I want you to go home, take all of those albums that you own and love, and BURN them. All those artists who made all those great songs= rrrrrrrrrrrrrreal fuuckin' high on drugs."
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Adam Sandler
Ant & Dec (Not really comedians, just funny presenters) Peter Kay |
Well, since yer brought it up...The blue collar comedy team. (In favorite order) Bill Engval, Ron White, Larry the Cable guy, and Jeff Foxworthy. They all rock, and they're #&$&@in' hilarious. OH! And Steven Lynch! He sings in the name of comedy, and I loved his CD
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I have never hated life so much as since people started saying GIT'R DONE! You should all be glad that I don't have access to nuclear weapons.
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:lol: I don't like sayin' that. I just like 'im 'cause he's funny as well...in a retarded way. I don't go 'round school, sayin' GIT 'R DONE up to the boys. (Plus, it would make me sound right :rolleyes:
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The guy who drinks all the time is funny but the other three........ Well, let's just say if they were mutilated and deficated upon it would be less than they deserve.
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:lol: True! I've had some friends in the past that kept on sayin' that, and I, whom never knew who or what Larry the Cable guy was, was wondering WHAT IN THE HELL they were speaking of! They said it so fast, I thought they spoke another language.
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Ron White is funny as hell, though.
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Yeah, he's cool. I have a DVD on 'im. I just love the joke of the tater salad thing. "Satellites are linkin' up in outter space. There's a telegram in Texas goin' beep beep bleep boop...) yer get the idea. And my friend especially laughed at the totally random joke of, "You ever taken a terd so big yer pants fit again?" She was laughing her eyes out, saying that was so random. He's a pretty cool guy.
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Dark Elite, I just want you to know that what I'm about to say isn't directed at you. It's just that what you wrote reminded me of something that has been bothering me for awhile. Has anyone else noticed that emo's have completely ruined the word random. I get so irritated with having children in black clothes walking around saying "How random was that?" "Omg, that's so random." It makes me want to murder me some trendy children.
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I dont want to cause arguments (I hate them personally) but what have you got against emos exactly?.......Don't want to get off topic but I am curious
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I have something against anyone who conforms to an alternative "style" and then calls themselves a nonconformist. They are trendy and because they don't realize it that makes them 1,000 times more stupid than the kid wearing Abercrombie and Fitch. At least he knows that he is just fitting in. I hate when people try to "be" something. Just be, for god's sake.
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I feel that they wear what they do or act the way they act is because they don't want to fit in, that's why my friend became an Emo, she's still a good friend, just dressed differently. I agree about the adopting a "style", but it doesnt make them any more stupid. And really if you want to stand out in a crowd put some make up on (like I do :D, I'm not a hardcore transvesitite, I put it on because I got sick of people telling me how I should dress and how I should 'present' myself, your going to die anyway just do whatever you want)
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The two ronnies.
Norman Wisdom lives about 20 miles north of me. His house is called BallaLAUGH. He he. |
I'm not saying that adopting a style makes a person stupid. However, adopting a style and then claiming to be different or a nonconformist does make a person stupid. I just don't like it when people do things because they think it's cool. I also hate when people dress completely in black with eyeshadow and shit and then get upset when people look at or talk shit about them. They know that the only reason they went out of the house looking like this was to either turn heads or piss people off. My biggest problem with this honestly is the stupidity factor. At some point in a persons life you have to grow up and realize that you can't play dress up forever. You are not a fuucking vampire. You are an adult with the mind of a child is all. A selfish, whiny little bastard who will never be anything more than a walking joke.
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I am agreeing with you on some points, but don't asume just because people are dressed the way they are are that they're children or such, and not all goths, emos are vampires or whatever, they are normal people.
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I agree. I'm sure that there are some people who really just feel more comfortable dressed like that. But I think that the highest percentage is just trendy little turds.
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