er...... hi everyone
 

im new to this but i can see alot of peaple have interesting topics
why does everyone fancy rexy? wheres the cheese dip?
why cant i get a date? anyways im open to anwers and hope i have a good future in forums
bye bye

Lol... Evryone fancies Rexy cos she's perfect :p lol

anyway... welcome :)

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my rachel is much better !
p.s why am i a slug and how do i get promoted?

Any more of that and I'll have to hurt you a bit.

Welcome to the Forums.

mwahhahahahah the truth hurts

*Laughs* :p Oh come here T-Nex... ;)

The cheese dip is by the boy's toilets... We don't use it, since Alcar moved it there it's started to smell funny.

And I'm sure you don't need a date, if you've got Rachel, you cassanova. ;)

You can get "promoted" by posting. This thread should help.

So, yes, welcome. I look forward to seeing you around the forums. ^_^

- Rexy

i think me and rich are going to get along just fine ............. heeeheee
rexy dont u mind all theese peaple drooling over you on the internet?
p.s what do you mean i wasnt texting? the banner i ment

Yeah, Rich iz teh greatest.

No, because they're all my friends. It's just abit of fun, and I love them all too. :p

By the way, before it really goes any further, please remember that some members lynch people who speak in text talk. So a little grammar and such would go a long way. ^_^

- Rexy

[Edit: The quotes or the signatures? Or banners... Or whatz0rz?]

Feh, Misty is the hottest.

Thats it !
 

im not on to a good start but this means war!
er.. will i get banned for having war on the internet?

I can't believe this thread. This place isn't Hotornot.com (Rexy pwnz you all anyway IMO) :p

As long as you aren't an angst filled idiot, we should get on ok.

hahah ive been on this a day and ive already made enimies
watch yourslef when you go down dark alleys ... my mother will be there !
my the way rich... ahhahahahha u met your true love on the internet ahhaha oh hold on a minite.......... thats how i met rachel

Saying your mum is a ho', that's harsh.

And don't worry about AFOS, he'd have a flame war with a dead skunk if he could.

Aw. :p Bless you hun.

- Rexy

[Edit: True love? :p]

arw bless you hun
whats wrong with you peaple !

Well I was going to put something about finding sugar and the bikesheds, but that sort of talk was outlawed many weeks ago. ;)

- Rexy

what the? anyways do i get a record for getting on peaples nerves so fast?
rachel owns u lot
how do i get smily faces and a cool banner then?

Peoples nerves? I love you, you perhaps are the best newbie I have ever met. [Well in the past few weeks.]

You can make a banner or get someone else to make a banner. And smilies are like msn messenger smilies. For example: :p is : p [But take out the space].

And I don't care if Rachel owns us all, we have a kinky nazi, a muffin of sugar and AlphaScrab... I think we'll be alright. ;)

- Rexy

arw im accepted .......... for now ;p did it work?

Just wait till the initiation ceremony... Al leads it of course, with Abe Babe in tow. The whips and chains... *Shiver*

Nope, you use a : for :p and a ; for ;).

- Rexy

[Edit: Just click this, it should work. :)]

thanks :p er.... never mind did :hungry: wheres the toilets then?

Oddworld RPG. Go piss all over it. (No offense T-nex, you've done a great job. ;))

Ya... Welcome to the Forums!

I still can't believe there isn't a member just called "Abe"

yes but i am one of numbers heeehee

I was gonna say. I'm sick of members being abe this or odd that..

Anyway. Hi!

Feh, I was just stating my oppinion.
I don't have a flame control problem, I have an idiot problem.... with Dino.
Anyways,

Lol what's wrong with you people?? I must say... This is the weirdest chat i've seen in a loooong time :p

Hi and welcome to the Oddworld Forums!!!

Read and obey the rules and we will be good freinds! Or else....:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:
YOU HAVE MADE YOURSLF ANOTHER ENEMY!!!!!

Lol.

Edit: Yes, I do love you all.

Aw Charlie, you so mean to the poor lil newbie. But that's weird that no one's thought of calling themselves 'Abe'.

- Rexy

I suppose the exodus has begun...

Anyway welome to the forums and have a "nice" time.

Oh, can you please please please not use text talk and poor puncuation? It annoys most of us here (savor a stingbee clone).

Gee Hobo, that really hurt. :p Welcome to da Forums, what a rough start.

Welcome to the forums!! Yes, this is the strangest conversation I've seen in a while.......and I like it!!! I've gotta admit that it's interesting. :p Enjoy yourself. :)

im going to nuke you all !

Delightful...

I think there's an epidemic going around, the past few newbies have been rather... Kool.

- Rexy

But Rexy...
n00bs can't be cool (no offense), Its impossible... It would rip the fabric of time to shreds! Its impossible I say!

Amused I am, by this one. Yessiree! Welcome to this fun forum!

You annoy me, n00b.

Then Mr. Pot met Mr. Kettle and we all lived happily ever after.

bug off ! if there was no new joiners then it would be boring and no new guys so all plead for my forgiveness and give donations of cheese dip
i mean whats wrong with the world today? theres no cheese dip recipes anymore

Calm down Abe 01, people just like taking the mick out of n00bs. Blame Stingbee and other such idiots who have given lickle n00bies a bad name!
As long as you're posts are understandable, relevant to the topic and you don't flame anyone who dissagrees with you (coughcoughusedcough) they'll forget about you by the end of the week... And when people stop paying attention it's time for you to start putting you EVIL SCHEMES INTO WORK! MWAHAHAHA... I mean, uh... uh...


*sigh* No one takes me anywhere... *cries*

I thought you were chained up in Ambi's dungeon... But welcome back anyway! ^_^;;

Yeah, don't worry Abe01, seen as you're the newest newbie, you might just get a few random posts like Rich's. :p

But there's to much cheese dip in this conversation. *Runs out crying*

- Rexy