Your top ten most sexy OWF members...
 

Spurred on by a "similar" question being asked in the wanking thread, and the release of the results of a recent survey, I'm asking you all to do this;

List your top ten most sexy OWF members.

They can be listed as individuals or couples, for having a sexy personality, or sexy photo, or both, or any other little thing you find sexy. It's just a good opportunity for we the people to inflate our ego a little bit, and flaunt our wonderful ancient-Greek-like attitude toward sex, attraction, and everything inbetween.

My top ten list is as follows:

1. Super Munch.
2. Oddish.
3. Kimon. (you sexy little rat you)
4. Rexy & Rich.
5. Ambi
6. Alcar
7. Joshy (rarely posts photos of himself, or posts at all but he's damn hot.)
8. I can't think of any more
9. No seriously I've run out of people.
10. ... nope. Brain dead.

So there you have it.

okay, ya'll

1. Rexy
2. Alector
3. Searex AND Ambi
4. Ambi
5. Rexy AND Rich
6. And for no reason what so evuh, Super Munch
7. Nada
8. Zip
9. Nothing
10 Squat.

Firstly, I say, BWAHAHA! :lol: If it's not a controversial topic, it's a ****ing hilarious one. Secondly, Alcar, don't post them all again, or I will get the whip.

1. Dino!
2. Oddish.
3. Kimon.
4. Coiled Ice.
5. UR AL UGLEE. Yes, Oddfan, you know I'm talking to you.
6. ^\i_i/^

OMG edits

Heh, great topic. You rule.
Baring in mind that I'm not bisexual, heres my list.

1. Rexy (Love her!)
2. Dino
3. Alcar
4. Super Munch (Bisexual Transvestite! XD)
5. Hobo (TEH PIMPZ0R!)
6. Oddish
7. Searex & Ambi
8. Me (pics coming soon ;))
9. Coiled Ice. (Thanks for reminder 1370)
10. Kimon

Damn. They're nearly all male. Time for a change of sexuality.

That rubber johnny video is fucking weird. Aphex Twin did it as a promo for his Drukqs album, and I believe cunningham had a hand in it, as well as the people from warp. Good stuff, quite inspiring.

And I'm only 3rd? I thought I'd be higher than that... anyway I got a real sexy photo lined up for ya alls. You'll change you're mind then... :D

Yes, I needed a place to put this other than Stupid Hobo. It is too great for Stupid Hobo. Stupid, filthy Hobo. <3 Anything Cunningham/Aphex Twin.

YUS! We need photos.

Finally! Someone noticed the title change! Bet you can't guess who did that.

Hint: Sexiest man here. :p

I knew it from the start, I didn't need Amboculars. <3

I would love to put up my top ten people here, but the problem is...I don't know most of the people here that are "sexy"
And, I'd love to show you a pic of me, but there's two problems:
1:The damn thing is waaay too big. And...
2:You guys probably wouldn't give a damn if I did...

Me

And maybe Peter, Rexy, Rich, Fax, Luke, Ambi, Me again, Rexy some more and finally. Me. Because i'm three times as sexy as everyone. Except Rexy...

Congratulations, zombies. It seems as though you've pulled the Oddworld Forums out of its intellectual rut. Give yourselves a pat on the back.

Aww, Joe, that's so cute. You're like our DI substitute.

1. Ambi
2. Ambi
3. Ambi
4. Ambi
5. Ambi
6. Ambi
7. Hobo
8. Ambi
9. Ambi
10. Ambi

Erm... Ambi, he's cheating on you with some fool and eight other Ambeez. :p

I'm making Soulstice an honary member of my list. Yes, because he's a lovable, promiscuous cockney rogue.

You make me smile Joe. :p

*Gasp* Cockney Rogue??? Is that your dirty little nick name for me? ;)

Yes. And I'm very tempted to add you to my MSN and send you naked pics. Guvnor. :p

Come on people, you can't forget Al. He's nice looking. *winks shiftily*

Oh, you devil you. I might just have to catch the next train to Birmingham and punish you!

You'd like that wouldn't you. ;)

Maybe... *cough* YES! *cough* :p

Meh, I'm setting a bad example, I'm supposed to be making sure this place stays in order. I'm asking you for a top 10 list to drag this back on-topic. ;)

Thanks Rich I appreciate that. :happy:

Except the queen of Sexiness herself, Rexy is not here right now! =(

Sweet zombie Jesus, I forgot aboot the new Dino fotoness. *edits*.

OMFG teh illegel clonez0r!

*hits j00 over teh head with the United Nations*

Clone this.

(^-^)(^-^)
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...(^___^)
.....V V V

Masturbation mutant!

*saves hobo/searex/rich the effort*

Used that was spam, I'm giving you a warning on behalf of the moderator team.

*pastes a big warning label onto your face, suffocating for 120 dmg*

Yes, these silly fools are neglecting you after all their nice comments about you in 'WDYLL. V4'.

Stop reminding me. =(

Bah. I wouldn't go that far. This will be his second caution from me. If he does it again anywhere within my sight I will issue a warning. But this thread is sort of spiralling downhill into anarchy anyway.

Maybe you can somehow save it by bringing up an interesting point in your next post that will, perhaps, spark some enlightened discussion. Eh Chap?

Though completely unrelated, it's odd how warnings are given out in this forum.

Warnings (in real life, like) are designed to be used when somebody misbehaves once. They get a warning, rather than a punishment, in order to give them a chance to rectify their behaviour. If they continue to misbehave, punishments are issued.

Here, we seem to give people multiple cautions, then warnings, then an official warning, then, if the rest of us are lucky, a nice healthy punishment.

Not that I've got anything against doing it that way of course...

Technically, you should get a caution for that, but we can give you a warning if you really want one. ;)

Mr. KRABZ is mine I say. And how could you forget the HORES? (Horse for the non-crazy peeps who are not me and Leto). Sexy, sexy Hores. ;)

Whoa! What an impact my image made :p

Anti-Un-Non-Semi-Change of topic; If you crashed and died and became undead and flew an infested cessna into a mountain range accidentally killing frodo and that stupid elf in the process, but at the same time endowing you and your crashed infested cessna with the magical powers of the dead gay icons/heros, who would you use your big funky gun of love to throw big funky lightning bolts of love at?

I have only one thing to say; Why am I on no-ones top 10?!!

I'd like to know the same. I wasn't even pity-chosen.

Well, actually I know why. I mean, I'm no Brad Pitt, but there are things about me that I've been told make me attractive.

Well done. In order below.

Rexy. No Explanation.
Dino (just for writing that piece of genius).
Leto (because we frendz lol imo ^_^).
Kimon (because Havoc doesn't love him).
Dipstikk (because no-one loves him except Leto right now).
Al the Vykker (to carry on the Hobbit generation you just smited).

Cuz you are not teh hawt rodent. ;)

Tahp Ten

1. Dipstikk (Mmmm.... Chunky Brad)

2. Dino (Emoe Hare-kut!)

3. Supa-Munch (So secksay)

4. Ambi (lack of penis, and like of Johnen)

5. Rexy (Apparently she's teh rok star)

6. Rich (Monster in bed)

7. Searex (Curlee hare)

8. Hobo (for polishing wallabies)

9. Kimon (Seckseeist person I no)

10. Jesus (for saving me from the burning pits of hell towards which I was travelling)

TeH Edn. :D

Well, I kinda feel bad for begging now, but thanks, Rich and Kimon.

I JUST CAN'T HAVE IT EITHER WAY WITHOUT COMPLAINING, CAN I, FOLKS?! :D

*Your infested-cessna mounted funky love gun-turret deftly zaps Rich, inflicting hot sexy love for 140 minutes OMGLOLTBH TEHLONGESTSMECKSEVAR*

Super Munch
Kimon
Oddish
Richy Richard McDick the Third
Me, self love for teh win

Oh wow, I can't believe I was away for this!

The sexiest members of the OWF...

1. Rich [No explanation, come on :P]
2. Al [No explanation!]
3. Alcar [He's the powerful nazi overlord!]
4. Hobo [;)]
5. Maxy [Have you seen him in a suit? He is hot!]
6. Ambi [I don't swing that way, but for her ;)]
7. Dino [Yummy]
8. Big Bro Boogie [He iz teh coolz0rz]
9. Kimon [Because he is so beautiful]
10. AlphaScrab

But Everyone else is on my honorary list of sexy people :)

- Rexy

Aww, our hawt genitalia pictures are gone, Kimon.

I didn't think we we're going this far back in time. I saved some of my posts from the Fast Food topic, but that no longer exists. :p
The Forums owned us. :(

w00t.

:D W00tely! I didn't see that coming.:p

Hmm, lemme see.
1. Euh... Searex is quite likeable.
2. Hmm, Ambi, because of her silkyfull hair.
3. Err... Rexy, because she's too dang chill.^_-XD
4. Rich! because he looks like Achilles. Yea, the Greek one.
5. Hobo! Because I've never actually seen him. Really.

Right, so now comes my people. So, the 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10 are actually 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5. ;)

6. Dipstikk, because he looks like Matt le Blanc. Or Matt Damon... ofcourse. Not to mention his real name: Matt. :D
7. Misty, because she's awesome! And ofcourse totally my people.
8. Oddish. His eyebrows Roxor!
9. Xavier! Because of his him beingness.;)
10. And finally... ... I can't remember... I really can't remember... Oh Lord. I'll add the person once I remember.

How can I not remember...

*beats with stick* SHE'S MINE YOU CAN'T HAVE HER!
*runs into bushes*