industrial BATTLE
 

this is about a ton of industrials that got mudokkon slaves to build another meat processing plant called The Creature Plant, and a river so they can get all of the killed creatures down to the plant. they all say that they want to do this for controlling population. but there is one problem, there is no boss so you want to try to be boss and name the new meat processing plant.

you can be slig, greeter, flying slig, crawling slig, big bro slig, vyker, or the inter workers.

up to 10 people can join.

iff you talk type: character "text..."

if you character does something type: *text...*

if your character thinks something type: character thoughts "text..."

if you want to type something out of your character type: ooc.

example character " this is hard." character thoughts " when will i get out," *takes drink of soda*

you need
name:
gender:
age:
specie:
weapon:
personality:
bio:

i'll start first.

name: phill
gender: male
age: 16
specie: flying slig
weapon: gernade launcher
personality: evil, and crazy
bio: all his life dreamed of a boss at a new meat processing plant.

name:General Zizzy
gender:Male
age:36
species:Glukkon
weapon:Walet :D
personality: powerful
bio:General Zizzy was put in charge o the slig barracks2.0 wen he was a chump he got shot in the eye and had blue and red eyes wen he was a big sheese he got shot in the same eye and only has 1 eye now hes a glockstar now so he always wears shades

thank you, now we only need about 8 more to have 10, or 3more to have 5.
when ever we have that many we can start.

I`ll join
 

Name:fizzix
Gender:male
Age:63
Species:vyker
Weapon:scalpel,sleep gun he made out of snoozer parts.
Personality:sadistic,power-hungry
Bio:Fizzix was a former vyker scientist untill he heard about the creature plant and was hopping to make more moolah with a job in the creature plant.Always walking around with a notebook,he hiddes his sadistic nature behind a fake
italion accent and is the taskmaster of the mudokon scrubs.He always walks around to check if the scrubs are doing there job and if a scrub dousnt do his job right for 3 or more days:he will personnely throw them into a meat saw.
He always trys to suck-up at his superiors hopping for a promotion or 2 and loves scream therapy(stabing people to make them scream)

thank you very much. now we need 2 more people so we can start.

I guess I'll join:

name: Wanderer
gender: Male
age: 14
specie: Slig
weapon: Gun
personality: Not yet known
bio: A mysterious slig. Is he good or evil?

cum on we only need 1 more person

I'll join.
Name: Carl
Gender: Male
Age: Unknown (Created by a mix of chemicals while a baby at Vykkers Labs)
Species: Gluckon
Weapon: Voice (HELP)
Personality: Very mean will slaughter anyone who disagrees with him. But be good and he will be good to you.
Bio: Not known

Hows this?
So can we start now.

good now i think now we can finaly start

Carl:"Zizzy, have we got the Scrab Pens ready?"
*Walks up to Zizzy*

OOC| I was hoping that u lot, would finally stop doing one-liners.
Chirpy, plz post more than 2-3 lines a time. I believe that u haven't read the rules either.
Link:
http://www.oddworldforums.net/showthread.php?t=11928
Plz, don't post before you've read the rules. Thank you.

*Wanderer walks out of the shadows*
Wanderer: Hey, y'all.
*shakes hands with everybody*
Wanderer: Good luck to who is goanna be the new boss. You're all goanna need it.
*He does a small, silent laugh*

"hmmmmm no""im not in charge of that im incharge of the sligs not the scrabs there for why would u be askin me theres more sligs tho more scrubs 2 but i have kno idea about scrabs"zizzy sayed looking around for something to do and puffs some smoke from his silver pipe

Phill: Fine then, ill be in charge of the scrabs, i got the gun, and mechanical pants. * Phill looks at everybody with a question.* " but hey, whos gona be in charge of the paramites, and elums." Phill says.

Wanderer: I'll do it.
*gets up and walks to the elum stable*
Wanderer: *whisper*Don't worry. I'll get you guys outta here soon.*whisper*

Carl:"You didnt just say what I think you said did you?"
*Walks to Wanderer*
Carl:"Well?"

Wanderer: Noooooo. It's a very special language I made up. In regualr language, I said "You're dead meat, elums!" Get it?
*Small silence*
Wanderer: Noooow do ya get it?

*Fizzix walks to the others*
Fizzix:Dum de dum de dum de dum.........
*he looks at his notebook and starts to write down stuff*
Fizzix:We got about 300 scrubs...well...299 after what i did to that lazy mudokon
*laughs evily and looks at the elum*
Fizzix:I thought elum meat was to hard to eat
*pokes an elum for reasons unknown*

phill: helllllooooo, wat r u gys doing, chatting? * phill flies to the gys and looks at them.* Phill: sorry, i got to get back to work if i want to be the boss.

OOC| This is pathetic, and full of one-liners...
Post more than 3 lines plz, and cut off the chit-chat.

Carl:"All right I believe you! But I dont want to here that language or it will be off to Silkia with you!"
*Walks away and looks up*
Carl:"Phill! get your arse down here I got a job for ya!

* Phill flies down to carl.* Phill: what do you want? my scrabs are getting hungry and i need to feed the young and kill the old, or vise versa. if they dont get something to eat soon they will go on a rampage. buuuut tell me quik.

Fizzix:"why dont ya just chop up a few scrubs and feed THEM to the scrabs?
We got enoth scrubs"
*looks at his checkbook*
Fizzix:"that reminds me:i still gatta post scrubs at the scrab pens.
We dont want scrab poop all over this place now do we?"

Carl:"There are some Fleeches in pen number 46 over there and I was wondering if you could realese the hatch so they can go and get turned into Fleech Chips. Fizzix your right, while your at it put the Scrubs into the Scrab pen to clean the poo!"
Carl thinks:"I could realy use a half day"
*Walks to vendo machiene*
Carl:"You slig get me a drink."
*Carl drinks the Brew in one gulp*
Carl:"Well get to work Phill!"

*Phill flies over to the fleech pen and opens the hatch, then a fleech jumps on Phill.*Phill: ahhh, get it off get it off. * he flies back and fourth swatting at the fleech.* Phill: its going to kill me if someone doesnt get it off, heeelp.

*Takes leech*
Wanderer: Quite a nasty nugger, isn't it.
*Throws leech out the window*
Wanderer: I aure hope you're happy. Oh yeah, the elums. Gotta go.
*Runs off*

*Looks mysteriously at Wanderer*
Carl:"WAIT! Whats so good about those Elums?"
*Looks at Wanderes pants*
Carl:"And why do you have a sticker saying "I LOVE ELUMS" on your ass?"

Phill: if he wants a sticker that says " i love elums." on his ass he can have one. he probably wants to free the elums, i duno.
*talking to Carl as he wipes the fleech scum off of his back.*
Phill: now what do i do with the fleeches.

Carl:"Put them in the grinder and set the grinder to maximum power".
*Looks at Wanderer*
Carl:"Just put the sticker on your locker alright".
*Looks at clock on the wall*
Carl:"I'm late".
*Runs off to the Board Room*
There are 10 other Executives there.
Carl:"Alright guys I cant work under there conditions. I have a slig who wnats to rescue the Elums. A Glukkon who thinks he is so great cause hes a Glockstar and this place smells like shit! I am resighning and returning to my old shack on the outskirts of Rupture Farms!"
Glukkons:Aggred!
*Carl leaves the room and exits the Creature Plant*
"Carl:"Enjoy your bomb"
*Laughs out load*

* phill talks to Wanderer.*
phill: finnaly Carls gone, now we can go on with our own business, but i dont get what he ment when he said " enjoy your bomb."
do you know what he ment Wanderer? now i have to tell those stupid glukkons to turn the meat grinder on so i can kill the scrabs.
* phill walks away*

Wanderer: I might as well cover my eyes and get this over with.
*Takes Elums to the meat grinder, and he wtill has his eyes closed*
Wanderer: Good-bye.
*Pushes elums off, but they don't land in the meat grinder. They miss it*
Wanderer: AH!
*Elums run off*
Wanderer: I am so dead!!!

name: Misty
gender: Female
age:16
specie:unknown
weapon:bow and arrows

Personality: Quiet, stealth-like, dark, and free. Not known to be seen near any types of industrial plants or beings. Seemingly to live an unnoticed and hidden life, this species is normally found in the mountains. Species can be found helping the occasional mudokon, but is rarely seen doing so.

Bio: Pale green in skin, pale white hair, defined structure and mind. Yellow green eyes, noted characteristics of a common forest elf. Black, brown, and green colors of clothing, carries a single draw string bow known by all that know her name. (her role in this rp will be slight but noted)

Now the time comes for my eyes to fall apon what is never seen by the eyes of the greedy... now I must take caution, for what would happen if I am to be seen could change my life forever.

Woot another rpg to join!

name:Grarr (expiriment 936)
gender:male
age:19
species:slig (walking)
weapon:twin guns
personality:evil, greedy, show off, bossy power hungry
bio:spent 12 years in vykers labs, has 6 mechanical legs (because hes an expirement)
holds two slig guns (may have something to do with my other rpg characters)

Grarr: Hey! Wanderer go get those elms before i make sure your not able too!
*runs over to a bunch of mudokons*
*beats them*
Grarr: i love my job!

*Misty stares at the activities below her and remains hidden*

Misty wispers: Beamer? Can you get a closer look at whats going on down there?
Beamer: I sure can miss.
...Beamer, (mistys short mudokon like partner) runs down the hill side and hides behind some near rocks. As he sits down and fumbles thrue his things, he comes across a small shard of bone. He rushes it up to Misty quickly. ...
Beamer: Whats this?
Misty: Its a shard of bone...
Beamer: Yea, you think... No, I ment the grinded tracks that run across the flatter of the two sides. What do you think made them?
Misty: That I do not know, but you have now made it your duty to find out what did it.
...As Beamer makes his way back down the hidden path, he spots two mudokons heading his way. He scrambles thrue his mind to figure out what he is going to do, but his thoughts remain blank...

Wanderer: It's too late, now.
*The elums dissapear into the forest*
*Wanderer starts to run around in circles*
Wanderer: I am SOOOOOOOOOOOO fired. I am SOOOOOOOOOOOO fired.

*Misty jumps at the sound of elums running twords her and at the sight of Beamer on ones back*
Misty: AHHH! LEaARn HoW To COnTRol ThaT tHiNG!
*Elums Hault, and Beamer jumps off of the one he was riding*
Beamer: Now thats what I call control!
*Misty smerks*
Misty: Where did you learn how to do that?
Beamer: Its just one of my great tallents...
*A chunk of honey comb falls from Beamers bag...*
Misty: Tallents hua?...
*Beamer grins*
Beamer: These Elums ran out of that factory like place down there. There are Sligs and meat grinders...
Misty: Are there any mudokons?
Beamer: Yes... many are slaves. I found a couple outside the factory that had escaped.
*Three Mudokons walk into gaze by the Elums*
Beamer: They are the ones who helped me gain control of these Elums...
Misty: So thats what you call control hua?
*Beamer smiles*
*One of the mudokons aproaches Misty*
Mudokon: I am so honored to be standing here right now...
*Mudokon shakes Mistys hand*
Mudokon: My name's Merad. At your service mim. And these are my friends Braze and Stire.
*Other mudokons wave in the distance*
Misty: nice to meet you all. I'm Misty and this is my partener Beamer.
*Beamer waves*
Merad: We escaped from that horable place down there about a day ago. I and my friends there used to have to send Elums to meatgrinders and then clean it all up for packing.
*Misty pets Elum*
Misty: Thats horrable! These gentle creatures you have here are in perfect shape and are ready for riding. Now all we need are more Elums and Mudokons, and we can shut that place down.
*Merad shrugs*
Merad: Its not that easy. That place is heavily secured and totaly crazy. There is no one to kill that can make the whole place shut down, because there is no boss... I know that you are thinking that that makes it easier, but you are mistaken.
Misty: Well, we had better get started on a plan. You said that you guys escaped just yesterday... but do you know if anyone saw you escape?
Merad: I dont think so... But they will notice that we are gone here in a few days, they never look it over more than once.
Misty: Then we must work quickly...

*grabs Wanderer by the face and throws him into a wall*
Grarr: get a hold of your self and go get those elms or ill fire you!
*loads guns*
Grarr: literally.................
Grarr: attiention all emploies we have a few run away elms on sector 7 report to sector 7 or be fired!

Beamer: Hey Misty, can you hear that?
*Misty turns to the factory*
Misty: Yea, we should move further away from this place.
Murad: But what about the others?
Beamer: We'll come back when things calm down a bit more.
*Braze walks one of the Elums over to Murad*
Murad: Misty. Braze, Stire and I can ride over to Sector 12 and pull a few others up into the mountains. We all know these mountains like the backs of our paws.
Misty: Very well then, but be careful. Beamer and I will ride up to Setinshey falls and wait for you there.
*Murad, Braze and Stire ride off into the woods just out of reach of enemy eyes*
Beamer: We are best to leave now. I can see a rave of panic just beyond the Sector 7 gates.
*Beamer hands binoculars to Misty*
Misty: I see. Very well, lets move.
*Misty hands binoculars back to Beamer*
*Meanwhile down at the sector 12 gates, Murad, Braze and Stire gather up their buds and head off to a back road into the mountains*
Stire: Hey Murad, are you sure we cant grab any ammo while we're here? I mean here we have twelve others, Elums, and some honeycomb... Why not load up on guns while we can?
Murad: Because we dont want to risk it. Think about it... look at what we have... plus, we know how to make our own wepons.
Stire: ... oh yea...
*Other mudokons snicker in the background*
Stire: Lets head out, we cant be seen, and right now would be the safest time to GO...
*Heard of Elums storm out the gate and it snaps shut at the last ones heels*

Wanderer: LEAVE ME ALONE!
*Runs away to the hand-used elevator*
Wanderer: It's not my fault they're gone!!!
*Wanderer uses his tiny little hands to pull the elevator up*

phill: im bac... holly crap i was gone a long time what the heck happened. the meat grinders are on and, oh, i see som mor people came to work. but i still need to know what the hell happened.
*phill walks around in confusion.*