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big face 01-05-2005 05:14 PM

****ed Up Relationships
 
Have you ever been in a shit relationship with a chick/dude and they've cheated on you?it happened to me not that long ago.
tell us your stories...

Oddly Insane 01-05-2005 05:18 PM

a girl look at my spelling test

big face 01-05-2005 05:20 PM

yeah but were you going out with her?
did she two time you with the speling test?
C'mon people!!!

Oddly Insane 01-05-2005 05:24 PM

In other words..............No

big face 01-05-2005 05:25 PM

alrighty then...

Oddly Insane 01-05-2005 05:26 PM

JERRY!!JERRY!!JERRY!! : chanting: JERRY!!

big face 01-05-2005 05:27 PM

germans!!!where?!?!?!

SeaRex 01-05-2005 05:28 PM

Shut up. Both of you. Keep the pointless banter to PMs.

TheRaisin 01-05-2005 05:41 PM

Naw, never had anything more than a friendship with a person. There is one upside to that: when a friendship ends, it fizzles out. From what people tell me though, when a more serious relationship ends, it often goes out with a bang. So. Yeah.

big face 01-05-2005 05:56 PM

yeah big bang.
when i triend to dump lana(the cheating chick)she got pissed off at me fer ****s sake!!!
Jezaaarz!!!!

Nate 01-05-2005 08:05 PM

Were you specifically dumping her because of the cheating? 'cos that's just funny. BTW if you don't mind me asking, how did you find out she was cheating?

TheRaisin 01-05-2005 08:11 PM

She got mad at you for dumping her for cheating on you. My god what a bitch.

You're better off without her.

mawk 01-06-2005 01:24 AM

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a look at my spelling test

My spelling test is bigger than yours!

You're a fruitcake. Do you use a random sentence generator to create your posts?

Alcar 01-06-2005 01:39 AM

I've only had one partner-relationship, and even that, I wouldn't consider proper. Although, if we talk about friendship as relationships, then there is plenty to talk about. I am extremely shy when it comes to new people, however, usually after a year or two (most lkely two years :p), I'll be so open / funny / friendly / etc it isn't funny.

Very few people know me this way. Most people see the introvertive person I normally am. But I like it that way. I love having very few close friends, as the relationship becomes so deep. However, when a friendship goes bad, it is terrible. All the secrets you tell eachother suddenly become the leverage to which you blackmail eachother. That's only happened once though.

Alcar...

Joshy 01-06-2005 02:51 AM

Well i'm expierencing one right now, and it sucks.... but i dont even know my relationship with her. So she might not be cheating on me... i dont know ...

Wil 01-06-2005 09:03 AM

I was just about to post that I've been fortunate enough to never have had such an untrustworthy relationship, but then I remember my first girlfriend cheated on my with my best friend before dumping me and going solo with him. We remained friends, although my then-best friend didn't remain so for much longer.

I've fallen out of contact with her, but from what I hear, she's been getting around most of Norfolk since then.

Jacob 01-06-2005 01:13 PM

Here's a titterlating revelation for y'all -

I kissed my friends fiancé last night. He was cute. She was in the club at the time. And only 2 weeks a go i was invited to their wedding.

Nate 01-06-2005 01:24 PM

Ouch. Did he kiss back?

Your life is like an Aaron Spelling soapie.

Out of curiosity (and you don't need to answer this if you don't want to) is this the guy you mentioned you liked recently in another thread?

Oddly Insane 01-06-2005 05:53 PM

It's like giving a present but you just get a punch in the face

AquaticAmbi 01-06-2005 06:08 PM

I've had some messy happenings in middle school, but I wouldn't consider them real relationships. It was more like we said we were "going out" but never did anything at all outside of school. Those little things only lasted for a few weeks, a month at the most. I was so over-dramatic... and so desperate and pathetic. I let guys treat me like dirt for way too long, but at least it was never in a serious relationship. No emotional scarring...

My first real relationship is Luke, and so far (over two years :D), there has been no cheating on each other. I'm certain that neither of us have to worry about such things. :happy:

TheRaisin 01-06-2005 06:13 PM

To quote Napoleon Dynamite *ahem ahem* . . .


"Lucky!"

Languor 01-06-2005 07:20 PM

I haven't really had too many messed up relatioships. I dated this one girl three times I think (?) in middle school, and that was a bit odd. Each episode lasted only a couple weeks, so nothing was serious (and nothing really is in middle school, let's be honest). A messed up relationship I've been in though happened just this year over the summer and into August. This girl never talked to me without me talking first, never did anything, in fact, without me doing stuff first. And she always treated her guy friends better than me. It almost seemed like she tried to stay away from me.

Oh, and then, about a month after she broke up with me she randomly made out with me. Wtf? (Majic also knows the girl... he can attest to how much she's messed up when it comes to dating)

Now, though, I'm with a girl who I've had the strongest feelings for ever, and I think things between us will last a while. But hey, we are only teenagers. :)

Jacob 01-07-2005 08:00 AM

'Did he kiss back?'

Yeh, he's the one who actually initiated the moment that ascended me to a higher level of Bitchdom.

'Out of curiosity (and you don't need to answer this if you don't want to) is this the guy you mentioned you liked recently in another thread?'

God no. I'm over the other guy now, well, nearly. But this guy's just as cute. Aside from the fact he smokes. Which is just so ew!

Hobo 01-07-2005 09:45 AM

I'm in the middle of a very messy semi-relationship. It's horribly confusing and shit. My other relationship failed miserable.

But i'm surviving, just.

Nate 01-09-2005 02:34 PM

Holy crap Jacob! Is he having second thoughts about the wedding? Has anything else happened since?

I need GOSSIP!!!

AquaticAmbi 01-09-2005 05:16 PM

Hmm, has the guy you kissed, Jacob, had boyfriends or shown any attraction to males before? If not, that would make the whole thing even more interesting.

Jacob 01-10-2005 04:15 AM

I don't know. I tend not to speak to guys i find attractive.

I didn't even get his number, meh. Chances are i'll be seeing him again sometime after the 29th. I might try and get a drink out of him.

Hmmm...note to self - 4 Muffies owe me drinks. Hmmm.

big face 01-10-2005 07:11 PM

jacob
you are wrong.
thatr stuff only happens on home and away.
it should stay there.
you have lost my respect.
completely...

Oddly Insane 01-10-2005 07:14 PM

hey did you hear......: looks around : you suck

TheRaisin 01-10-2005 07:21 PM

Big Face, what did you just say? Please explain. 'Cause if I'm not mistaken it sounded like you just dissed Jake for what he said. And if you did, I'd say that's bullshit.

Facsimile 01-11-2005 12:35 AM

:

jacob
you are wrong.
thatr stuff only happens on home and away.
it should stay there.
you have lost my respect.
completely...

I'm sure Jacob will never return to the forums again, as the shame of not having your respect is so great.

Jacob 01-11-2005 01:32 PM

'jacob'

Yes?

'you are wrong.'

No. You are. Names begin with a capital letter.

'thatr stuff only happens on home and away.'

I can't really recall one of H&A stories actually focusing around a drunken Fag kissing his friends fiancé whilst she was still in the nightclub, partying it up. But okay. Fine. Point?

'it should stay there.'

First, the story needs to be created before it can stay anywhere.

'you have lost my respect.'

You seem to have lost the memo which clearly states -
'Jacob does not give a flying, tap-dancing, Opera singing Monkey f*ck about what children with an inch of pubic hair say. Go die.'

'hey did you hear......: looks around : you suck'

I don't know who that was directed towards, but if it was towards me, then yes. Yes i do. And dammit, i'm f*cking good.

Mac the Janitor 01-11-2005 02:04 PM

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Have you ever been in a shit relationship with a chick/dude and they've cheated on you?it happened to me not that long ago.
tell us your stories...

No offense dude, but...

you're 12 years old. It couldn't have been that bad.

Nate 01-11-2005 02:56 PM

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I can't really recall one of H&A stories actually focusing around a drunken Fag kissing his friends fiancé whilst she was still in the nightclub, partying it up. But okay. Fine. Point?

For what it's worth, there actually was a Neighbours plot like that a few months back, only it was a lesbian and they weren't engaged - just going out.

Something for you brits to look forward to.

TheRaisin 01-11-2005 03:11 PM

Ah hah! Big Face was talking about what I thought he was talking about! Jackass. We don't take kindly to folks who don't take kindly 'round here!

SeaRex 01-11-2005 06:16 PM

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We don't take kindly to folks who don't take kindly 'round here!

Now calm down, Skeeter; he ain't hurtin' nobody.

Oh come on! I'm allowed one television show quote spam post. One!

EDIT: Damn... I hope we're quoting the same thing here, Raisin. Don't you make me look stupider than I already make myself look... er... yeah!

TheRaisin 01-11-2005 06:25 PM

If you're referring to that one South Park episode.

SeaRex 01-11-2005 06:31 PM

Then boo-yah! I win a prize.

OK. I just used up all my spam coupons. No more spam for me.

Nate 01-11-2005 07:44 PM

Hmmm... Which episode was that?

SeaRex 01-12-2005 02:28 AM

IT DOESN'T MATTER! It has nothing to do with anything!

Continue discussing Jacob's flamingness, everyone. :p