Neverending story
 

That's right. I'm starting this thread again. It's simple. I type a sentence and then half of another one. Somebody else picks it up.

In the beginning there was darkness. And the darkness was tasty. It felt like.......

... siting on a hot plate. I soon realised that something was cooking, something...

like poo . It smelled like a mix of Vinegar and.....

fried chicken pie. Then the darkness started to ...

overcome everyone. But it wasn't actually darkness, the thread was just so lame that everyone had gone blind.
The end.

*Applauds Fac's entry* Good show.

Anyway, this should be in NOA&L or something.

Penis.

As sight returned everyone realized that they were in a field of crying children. All of a sudden they stopped looked at us and pointed. As they began to walk closer we realized.....



p.s. I love how everyone who thinks this thread is lame just can't control their need to post in it.

that they were .. mudokons (lol what're they called again, those creatures in OW?). We started to ...

Kill ourselves.

After everyone died the clouds opened and rained down gifts of packaged meats which magically revitalized everyone physically and spiritually. Then everyone vomited and.....

used their peni (plural of penis obviously) as giant swords of doom to battle the incoming army of giant...

drunken bastards who recently got a sex change and....

.....pencil sharpeners. After the spray of blood and meat was finished the new eunechs told each other......

that they had tea parties with their daughters liked coffee with a pinch of ...

....bloody urine. This was perfect since their genitals had just been been destroyed and were leaking their favorite mixture as they spoke. They then rejoiced and jumped up and down causing.....

... goodzila to wake up. He climb out of his volacano into into New yolk city:p He siad in a scottish accent "arhhhh.. burp*" The people started to...

run away like hell, Goddzilla swallowed a human, but the human shot him in the heart, Goddzilla...

...turned and fell to the ground in 20mph. The human got squeeshed like a bug,and then goodzilla started to have...

.....sex with the dead mans face. The people found this disturbing so they....

Ran away to watch Playboy shows . Hoping that naked ladies would make them forget about 'zilla . But instead it..

the shows ended up being about the moose mating call. Some found this just as erotic, however. After that, everyone learned they had sadly lost their lucky cheese doodles, so they began worshipping a giant squid in the sky that kind of resembled...

....Turkey intestines. When the people realized this they tried to eat it. The squid squirted ink into their eyes then and they were well pleased since now they could right on their parchment made from owl flesh. They decided to call this day Thanksgiving. The next day they realized that....

... their underwears were gone. Panicked, they immediately called the police and said ...

"Penis Penis Penis Penis!" to which the police dude responded...

....Sir I'm going to have to ask you to please stop calling me. If I really thought that there was penis I would be there in a second but you're a dirty liar. He then...

Slammed down the phone and ran over to an old fart with a pistol, the police man whacked the old fart over the head and then...

....called him a punk. The policeman then realizing his own punkocity put the gun in his mouth and....

... a big raygun destrotyed the city by an evil guy, he go's by name of...

Dr. Fishhatfurdooddathird, or pinto (didn't matter to him), he used the cheese the gods gave him to power his ray when he said "Arbiter, why have you betrayed me!@$%!!?" This of course led to...

Gorilla-like creatures fighting off the Arbiter and his race . But the Arbiter and his race had a plan . They called Diane Fossey . She calmed down the gorillas . But it workked too well that it made them ...

into evil nimrods who loved to...

.....explode tiny barbie dolls. Even the gorillas thought this was strange behavior so they decided to go to therapy. After one tearfilled session they....

found their skulls being attacked by Zombie Barbies(TM), who ate their brains and spleens for some reason. A spoon could be their only salvation because...

They could use it and say ''Get a spoon and eat my ass'' . But the zombie barbies took it way too literally and ...

Ate boatloads of donkeys from Soviet Russia, when one of them said...

he needed a pee, so started looking through a furniture catalogue

and found an automatic nose picker 5000 so he...

... jumped into his Bat-o-moble. And vrrmmed!! his way to "Toys Were Us" .But then he saw a smelly, homeless, long beard bastard, who was a...

guy who could'nt lick his elbow . He said he there was some chocolate on it and he really needed to eat it . But then an oddworld forum geek came and told him to...

stare into the spooky depths of his crotch. Then a midget by the name of *Chuck walked by with the strangest history. He was so small that he could live inside a person's stomach and would ride a little elevator up their throat and throw out the food he didn't like. This is where the term up-chuck is derived. Of course, this was only his day time job, by night he was...

*This is based on some actual childhood beliefs I had given to me by my evil uncle.