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Sydney 08-31-2004 06:10 AM

Bow down to your rightful Queen!
 
It is I, Founder of Oddworld Forums and once beloved Administrator!

I am your malevolent overlord and I demand that my powers are reinstated.

I shall be your ruthless Queen once more!

Oddish 08-31-2004 06:14 AM

*bows*

Welcome back Sydney. What is a Forum Founder?

Hobo 08-31-2004 06:23 AM

Someone who founded(started) the forum.

Welcome back Sid, Alcar is recovering from a rather scary power trip, so I'd keep him asticks length away from you at all times;)

Cyber-Slig 08-31-2004 06:28 AM

*Bows down* I have never met you but Welcome back :)

Statikk HDM 08-31-2004 06:48 AM

Lay low, the mods seem to be little on tilt. Really nice to have you back, though. Is Rettick coming back, too?

Wil 08-31-2004 07:05 AM

Welcome back, Sydney! Don't kid yourself, you're still beloved by some. ;) What, er... what brings you back?

Xavier 08-31-2004 07:09 AM

heya Sydney... welcome back
I realy wonder why you want to come back after such long time?

Fez 08-31-2004 07:17 AM

Wow! Nice to see you Sid. Welcome back.

The forums have been hell, I hope you've come to fix things.

Rex Tirano 08-31-2004 07:33 AM

Syd! *runs and gives her a huge hugglez* ^_^ It's great to see you again. ^_^ How've you been?

The staff and forumers are having a little squabble at the moment. Which sucks.... Can you fix it? Pretty please....

Fuzzle Guy 08-31-2004 07:38 AM

*sits down like slob* Welcome back... I don't exactly remember you going away

Feeco executive 08-31-2004 07:45 AM

um I uh

Cyber-slig: Bow damnit

Ok *bows*

hello!

reminds me of the princess...just rambling on ignore me...

yea so hello!

Jacob 08-31-2004 12:47 PM

Welcome back.

Contrary to belief the forums aren't that bad, just a few members are being f*cktards.

Hope you get your powers back.

TheRaisin 08-31-2004 02:27 PM

Is there like a system of Parliament, or is this basically a feudal "you own us" type of thing?

Jacob 08-31-2004 02:35 PM

She owns our asses. God...i feel so...so...so black.

TheRaisin 08-31-2004 02:49 PM

That was pretty racist.

Can I be one of your faithful samurai warriors? Or a stealthy, deadly shinobi assassin working for you? Or maybe a corrupt duke or baron or something? Or Royal Advisor and Archbishop to the Queen?

SeaRex 08-31-2004 04:21 PM

Holy. Crap.

I nearly pissed my pants when I saw the author of this thread. Sydney? Back at OWF of all places? Surely not.

Your presence makes me giggle. Assuming this thread isn't intended as a total joke, which is likely the case, then "Welcome back, my liege." etc.

Majic 08-31-2004 05:20 PM

Though first off, this can be classified as spam, and should also be placed in the "Welcomes & Birthdays", I'm just the nice guy staff member to giggle in a combination of delight and amusment at the return of Sydney. Here that, Alcar? Don't touch this topic:p

Nice to have you back, Syd. It'd be wonderful if your return wasn't a joke. And even if it is, it's a good laugh. Remember to not believe everything you hear, of course. The place isn't that bad. There's been worse conflict, by far. Now, I wonder. Is it too late to add nominations to the moderator voting?

Joe the Intern 08-31-2004 05:51 PM

And now, a bit of nostalgia for the old folks...

Surely a living piece of forum history.

Alcar 08-31-2004 09:10 PM

*bows down submissively*

Welcome back, Sydney :)

I'm a little concerned about this general beliefs here though. Most of you seem to think that Sydney and I share some hatred towards eachother. That I can say, is completely false.

Alcar...

Seargentbig 09-01-2004 12:23 AM

Wow. The actual founder of the forums. It is an honour to meet you.
*Wanders off and forgets about the thread*

Jacob 09-01-2004 01:06 AM

'Can I be one of your faithful samurai warriors? Or a stealthy, deadly shinobi assassin working for you? Or maybe a corrupt duke or baron or something? Or Royal Advisor and Archbishop to the Queen?'

As much as your idiotic ramblings make my testicles giggle - this is a forum. Not Feudal age Japan...

Oh, and i [Sydney] am now using Jacobs account, since he has gone...somewhere. So, Alcar, feel free to give me my power back...as in...everything...from deletion to...everything. Yes. I am Sydney. Please reinstate my Goddess like abilities. Yes.

Xavier 09-01-2004 01:57 AM

lol Jacob, well tried...

hmmm I have the impression Syd was joking, since she didn't reply in this thread

Sydney 09-01-2004 04:19 AM

None of you should be surprised by my reappearance. It's common knowledge that evil villains never truly die. I have been hiding in the shadows, nurturing my hatred and anger, scheming the most cunning plan of revenge.

My Goal: To destroy Oddworld Forums.

My Plan: Demand my rightful powers be granted back to me, before using my UNLIMITED POWER TO DESTROY YOU ALL! My charisma will render you a powerless army of geeklings!

I am QUEEN SYDNEY and you fools will worship me for the awesomeness that I am. This place wouldn't exist if it wasn't for me!

T-nex 09-01-2004 04:49 AM

Uh... I've heard about you!

*Bows with deepfully respect*

Welcome back.

I think this the time for some history digging...

atusiya@ 09-01-2004 05:23 AM

:

None of you should be surprised by my reappearance. It's common knowledge that evil villains never truly die. I have been hiding in the shadows, nurturing my hatred and anger, scheming the most cunning plan of revenge.

My Goal: To destroy Oddworld Forums.

My Plan: Demand my rightful powers be granted back to me, before using my UNLIMITED POWER TO DESTROY YOU ALL! My charisma will render you a powerless army of geeklings!

:fuzzle: Terrible......
http://www.oddworldforums.net/attach...tid=2341&stc=1

Welcome back, Sydney

atusiya's father... :fuzwink:

Oddish 09-01-2004 05:57 AM

:


My Goal: To destroy Oddworld Forums.



... then what are we going to do for a living?

*locks & loads*



I can't believe i bowed.Don't bow!

Cyber-Slig 09-01-2004 06:04 AM

lol.Everyone rebel and go to sydney's house :) *gets sub machine gun* lol just kiddin' . This is obviosly a joke . ''Gimme back power so I can destroy the forums!'' jeezus

DarkHoodness 09-01-2004 10:46 AM

Back once again for the renegade master! D for damage! Power to the people!
 
Just the girl for the job! :D


:

OWF is gonna die eventaully. It'll just take a matter of time. . . And looks like it's time is up unless something drastic happens to save it.

And here is our miricle! :D Or at least I hope so. :)

*shoves all the stuff about TGA behind himself and gives Syd a hug* Welcome home, Syd! It's great to have you back!
Maybe it sounds a little corny to ask this, but how you been these past few months/years/however long it's been?
And hey, feel free to put this place out of it's misery. Maybe I shouldn't say this, and I'm sorry if I offend anyone, but it's better for this place to have a sudden, painless death then to be slowly dissolved into a shadow of it's former self (if it's not that already) by it's own rules, huh?

"If it can't be fixed, recycled, or used for something else, chuck it into oblivion." ~ One of Eddie's ways of life.
- DH

Jacob 09-01-2004 11:00 AM

I don't see how exaggerating the forums current situation is going to help the pre-pubescants grab the concept that they're being twatords. Do you?

And i adore that picture Atusi!!

Al the Glukkon 09-01-2004 12:18 PM

I have heard many great things about you Sydney I too bow to you and welcome you back. If you do not kill me I will help you destroy the forums.;)
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they're being twatords

I am sorry for being one of those people.

Alcar 09-01-2004 08:23 PM

Yeah, the forums aren't in any danger of dying. They never were, and they never will be. We've always managed to overcome anything. Eddie, I find it rather sad that after all this time, you still hold some grudge. Most people have learnt to get over it.

Alcar...

Sydney 09-01-2004 09:56 PM

:

Maybe it sounds a little corny to ask this, but how you been these past few months/years/however long it's been?

I've been fine. I recently had plastic surgery to my face (July), and I'm very pleased with the results. My next step is sex reassignment surgery.

atusiya@ 09-02-2004 05:04 AM

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I don't see how exaggerating the forums current situation is going to help the pre-pubescants grab the concept that they're being twatords. Do you?

And i adore that picture Atusi!!

hehe thank you :p
http://www.oddworldforums.net/attach...tid=2349&stc=1


atusiya's father... :D

Oddish 09-02-2004 05:26 AM

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I've been fine. I recently had plastic surgery to my face (July), and I'm very pleased with the results. My next step is sex reassignment surgery.

Plastic surgery, you went to those vykkers? Were you realy that ugly...

Statikk HDM 09-02-2004 06:58 AM

Dude, don't be mean.

Sydney 09-02-2004 07:21 AM

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Plastic surgery, you went to those vykkers? Were you realy that ugly...

No, you idiot. The surgery was just to make me look unquestionably female.

ClaireBear 09-02-2004 08:19 AM

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No, you idiot. The surgery was just to make me look unquestionably female.

They amputated your hands did they? :D (Sorry Pet couldn't resist that one!)

No... seriously Kudos... thats cool! I have the upmost respect for those in your situation.. I can't comprehend how difficult it must be/have been for you.

(If what you're saying is true and not a wind up... if its a wind then... Hmmm! nice!)

Oddish 09-02-2004 08:45 AM

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No, you idiot. The surgery was just to make me look unquestionably female.

Ahhh... um, ok.

Al the Vykker 09-02-2004 11:17 AM

*Deep Respectful Bow* Welcome Back Syd, I think the last time I talked to you was before TGA closed down. Well anyways welcome back. :fuzsmile:

-Al-

Fuzzles! 09-02-2004 01:25 PM

Well forum founder is quite the prestigious title to hold. Much respect to you for this wonderful (yes it STILL is everybody) place.

Welcome back.