Woman stuck to couch. Dies after couch removal.
 

http://www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html

it's when I read stuff like this, is when I realize how pathetic we Americans are...

Dude. Can you stop reporting every single bit of news ever.

Please?

I'm sorry, is that WFTV or WTF-V? Kudos to the underpaid guys who struggled to rescue her. Makes me feel sick that Harry Shearer demands so much pay.

Sad times are these.

God that is dumb...And americans can do some funny/stupid things...When we were on holiday my dad shouted ''Get off the road asshole!'' for a joke :D

I don't know whether to laugh at that poor woman or feel sorry for her.

You cant but help think how pathetic and humorous it is but its a shame at the same time.She could have atleast made an effort to get off the couch.With a bit off luck she could've fell off and landed on her belly

I heard from FoxNews that the lady had been on the couch so long, the material bonded to her skin.

Scary.

Hmmmm, I think there should be a "Weird News" thread for all the interesting stories to be placed. A thread for each piece of news is a little too much.

-oddguy

I can't believe this! That was just too ****ing hilarious! :D

I think it's a hoax.

I mean, if even if she was using a bedpan the entire time she was on the couch, that would still require movement.

Plus, if her skin actually 'bonded' to the couch, then that would mean she was nude, or pretty damned close to it. And nobody wants to see a 600 pound woman nude, believe me.

just sad...

I start to lose hope for humankind...

Its always the tubbies who die horribly.I mean allot of them have actually began exploding after dying.True storie.But obviosly she was too lazy to get off the couch before it burned to her skin.

There's still hope for humankind, just not of the American variety.

I don't think that's real. The report sounds fake.

The corpse of Henry VIII exploded while it was on route to Westminster Abbey

dude........if i see one more thread of stupid bullshit i think im gonna freak.........somebody make a thread for ALL of this stuff cause most of the threads i see are about cats with wings and fat ppl stuck on couches.

your welcome ^_^

Why must the good die-possibly-young?!

It's called the Stupid Shit thread, there's already one stickied in the forum.

thats for flash, games, and pics.

Post your crappy news in there too cause nobody cares............

I don't know if it's true or not it seems fake but if it's true then........... Dude that really sux.

I haven't read it but I am going to assume it's fake. And all the threads in this forum these days are the same. They are all "Hey look at this link and talk about it"
Where have all the debates gone?!

facsi we had plenty of debates I remember them quit well but then somehow they turned into some kind of religous war and then all the mods got pissed and ppl started getting banned and everyone was angry..... we want peace and love not war...... but I'm not a effin' hippie so I don't give a s**t.

well you can blame all those "Hey look at this link and talk about it" threads on sligster cause if you take a close look at the topic starter its pretty much always sligster and his daily bullshit news report.........

One solitary thread for all Fortean posts sounds like a fantastic idea.

Re: her skin bonding with the couch material; I doubt she would have had adequate clothing on. I don't want to sound crude or nasty here, but I should think there were enough bodily rolls for exposed skin to stay in contact with the fabric.

i'm suprised the couch didn't fall from under her.............

Heehee, you Americans.....

American women, idiots.

Actually its american men and women....youre soo funny lol.... ''Get off the road jerk!'' . Then again we all say something like that..But getting tubby and stuck to a couch.......lol....

I think it sounds a bit fake myself but somehow I'm not suprised.
Sounds like something that would happen in England, because there seems to be alot of obese people on the news now, not to mention that the TV is full up with diet, exersise and "lose weight" shows encourging people to try cosmetic surgery etc. etc.

she must of been like homer simpsons long lost cousin.........

Stupid fat american. DONT EAT SO MUCH!! I will now laugh at you! HA HA HA!

I lost faith in human kind a LONG time ago...

Same here mate. We'll all die coz of the Americans one day.....

I love you Havoc :D

hehehehhehehe...Im on da same team as you havoc ;)

omg. I think I'm gonna be sick.


I'm with Havoc on this one.

ROFL... if only that is becouse Bush will give autherisation to fire 160 nuke's when he is drunk.
I can see the party now:

Bush: Hey guys... guys... check this out...
Fire a nuke at irak!

BOOM!!

Crowd: wow! Again! another!

Bush: Another one on New york...

BOOM!

And so on... next day he wakes up in a jailcell being worried about his headache :P.



And btw... was that WTF-TV?
Bringing you all the news you go WTF?! on...

*shushes* Stop bringing stupid into the topic. The only reason I don't delete the last few posts is laziness.

Oh, and the story is real:p

You know, it's a real good thing we don't turn every thread into a "Don't you hate America, too?" topic, otherwise we'd all be stupid. Ain't that right?